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    The SovereignStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/27/19 5:35pm

    Were the police already looking at him or did a black man throwing down $580 cause them to look into him?

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      ThoseAreDigimonThe Sovereign
      2/27/19 6:16pm

      Were the police already looking at him or did a black man throwing down $580 cause them to look into him?

      Detective Chad: $580 on cookies? Smiling like that? He’s got weed! He’s got weed! 

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      87788909sadfThe Sovereign
      2/27/19 6:44pm

      The indictment was filed (under seal) last Tuesday and this video was apparently from Monday, so the indictment predates the video.  Don’t know if the video going viral helped them find the guy, but he was already indicted by the time it was taken. 

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    Old white guyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/27/19 5:36pm

    “This is now in the hands of law enforcement and of course we will cooperate with authorities.”

    Exactly in what way would the authorities need to even contact you, let alone require your cooperation? Unless, of course, they think that those girls are actually mules and the boxes were how they were smuggling the coke.

    But even I don’t think the girl scouts have gotten that respectable.

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      Manitos, The Tiny Hands of TrumpOld white guy
      2/27/19 6:47pm

      The cops are going to try and take that money, because it’s “drug money”. 

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      A Drop of Hell, A Touch of StrangeManitos, The Tiny Hands of Trump
      2/27/19 7:22pm

      Yep. SC cops will take whatever’s not nailed down and might bust your floor boards to get that too.

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    BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/27/19 10:47pm

    How you going to be outhere posting for pictures with little white girls when you know the feds watching? Like, you were practically asking them to find you.

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    And lol at the folks talking about “suspicious timing.”  Be smarter.

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      KC Complains A LotBadOmbre
      2/28/19 9:26am

      Seriously. Don't feel bad for that man at all. He basically asked to get caught.

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    DvsRey17Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/27/19 8:41pm

    Hill I am willing to die on is that ALL Girl Scout cookies are trash, but I have been told that if you smash them up into lines and inhale them they give you one hell of a head rush.

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      Bowl Better TalkDvsRey17
      2/27/19 8:57pm

      Depends which bakery your area uses. There are two of them, and one is significantly better in quality.

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      Decorus-FochtDvsRey17
      2/27/19 10:04pm

      Take that back you can pry my Lemonades from my cold dead hands.

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    Bae Bae WattStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/27/19 7:30pm

    Someone just got promoted to Lieutenant for stocking the snack bar evidence locker.

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    bottle of paula creamStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/27/19 6:33pm

    No good deed goes unpunished.

    Detric, my man. Did we not go over this? Low profile, homie.

    Give them the money. Fine.

    But do NOT pose for pix.

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      Asano Sokatobottle of paula cream
      2/28/19 1:59am

      “Rule Numero Uno: never let no one know how much dough you hold cause you know the cheddar breed jealousy ‘specially if that man fucked up, get yo’ ass stuck up”

      - C. Wallace

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    Canajun_ehStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/27/19 7:33pm

    That should be COLOMBIAN sugar cookies. 

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      PooJavelinIsSickOfLosingBurnerPasswordsCanajun_eh
      2/28/19 3:49am

      Maybe they’re importing them from DC?

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    King BeauregardStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/28/19 10:49am

    You can get Thin Mints and Samoas and other classic cookies at Dollar General anyway, their Clover Valley brand.

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    chicagoE36Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/27/19 7:19pm

    Not all heroes wear capes, son.

    Some wear electronic ankle bracelets.

    In all seriousness, can they just let the guy go so that we can have one feel good story in this dumpster fire of a year?

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    Martian LawStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/27/19 6:48pm

    These cookies are so good I can’t feel my teeth!

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