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    RawrIhavePiHarron Walker
    12/03/18 8:00pm

    Years ago, I was watching a mastectomy of a transman. The before photo of the nipple was censored but the post-surgery nipple was not. It was the exact same nipple, but less breast tissue and fat behind it, and suddenly it was acceptable to show on TV. -__-

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      HerethereandeverywhereRawrIhavePi
      12/03/18 8:44pm

      So, not the nipple, but all that femaleness presenting it.

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      feather-throttle-not-hairRawrIhavePi
      12/03/18 9:38pm

      It all depends on what type of clothes those nipples would be wearing when they’re not wearing clothes.

      It makes total sense. Or...you know...none at all.

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    haukeysHarron Walker
    12/03/18 5:36pm

    Nipples with their own smaller titties.

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      The Ghost of James Madison's Rage Bonerhaukeys
      12/03/18 5:49pm

      We heard you like boobs. 

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      ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Bear Privilege is a Liberal Hoaxhaukeys
      12/03/18 5:57pm

      Fractal tits?

      Fractits?

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    Adrastra, patron saint of not giving a fuckHarron Walker
    12/03/18 5:25pm

    It’s peak corporate intersectional feminism/inclusive ally-ship.

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      manderyAdrastra, patron saint of not giving a fuck
      12/03/18 6:30pm

      Also poor grammar. I think what they are trying to sell say is "nipples on female-presenting people". Honestly, just say boobs, Tumblr. That's what you mean. No naked boobies. 

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      Asking A Birdman not to soarAdrastra, patron saint of not giving a fuck
      12/03/18 6:49pm

      yea, wouldn’t want to offend anyone as you apply puritanical dumbass arbitrarily sexist guidelines to your soon-to-be defunct shitpost blog site

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    DouglasHarron Walker
    12/03/18 6:07pm

    Hey! That’s Marilyn Monroe’s Playboy shot.

    ...er

    ...uhm

    ...the guy in the next cubicle says.

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      McPhersonDouglas
      12/04/18 10:29am

      I thought they looked familiar.

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    Mortal DictataHarron Walker
    12/03/18 5:34pm

    ‘Female-Presenting Nipples’

    What is a meaningless term to avoid making a moral panic look like a moral panic?

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    The Ghost of James Madison's Rage BonerHarron Walker
    12/03/18 5:48pm

    They’re nipples that gift females as presents during the holidays.

    I don’t see why this would be objectionable.

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    Kendra ForrestHarron Walker
    12/03/18 9:54pm

    I’m just curious why the header image for this is one of the Marilyn Monroe nudes that she had never consented to being published in Playboy. Like... there was a whole article about it.

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      wkiernanKendra Forrest
      12/04/18 8:26am

      The guy who originally took the photos was a professional pinup photographer, so it’s hard to imagine she didn’t sign a standard model release.

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      Kendra Forrestwkiernan
      12/06/18 9:33pm

      Yeah, but they just wrote an article about how she didn’t want them published.

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    PooJavelin Eats Herbs For Lunch!Harron Walker
    12/03/18 6:30pm
    What the Hell Are ‘Female-Presenting Nipples’?

    I’m not sure but I bet North Carolina will ban them from bathrooms!

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    nothing-elseHarron Walker
    12/03/18 8:00pm

    Would it be possible to not show the top photo on the Jezebel main page and add an NSFW tag in the title so we can decide whether or not to open the article? We can debate all day long about whether or not it’s okay that men can show their nipples and women can’t, but that’s not going to get me out of trouble at work.

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      Cunctatornothing-else
      12/03/18 10:04pm

      This please! I’m not looking to scold anyone for having/looking at/enjoying titties, but I can’t read Jezebel at work if there are tits on the front page.

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    "Not a real" DrDonnaHarron Walker
    12/03/18 5:39pm

    I’d come up with a guess, but Cunctator already answered this one.

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