Discussion
  • Read More
    sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/30/18 2:30pm

    There’s term a when you and someone else have both fucked the same person. *Something* Cousins? Anyway, this the *something* cousins handshake.

    The person they’re both fucking is Trump in case you missed that.

    Reply
    • Read More
      BlaqntelligencesTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      11/30/18 2:53pm

      Ohhhhhhhh, shit...

      Reply
    • Read More
      crankygrumpsTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      11/30/18 3:13pm

      Eskimo brothers?

      Reply
  • Read More
    BigDadaCoolBreezeStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/30/18 1:52pm

    Me and my brother in law used to have a basic bro handshake, nothing to write home about. Then, one fateful evening we ended up going to a local drinking establishment with my father in law in tow. One thing leads to another, words are exchanged with some other patrons and the hands are placed and thrown (what I affectionately call “Going to church”), good times had by some if not all. NOW when we see each other we have a handshake similar to what we see here, except without the awkwardness, because we know. And the key word is know. You see it in the coy head nod amongst us, the little twinkle in the eye. A sign that says, “yeah, I know you’ll do some dirt. And not even bat an eye in doing so.”

    Reply
    • Read More
      godspeed aquaboyBigDadaCoolBreeze
      11/30/18 2:43pm

      There’s only one way to shake hands with class...

      Reply
  • Read More
    Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/30/18 1:50pm

    Simply put, there are only two men in that room who would have someone murdered and cut up with a bone saw.

    At the G-20? That’s some wishful thinking. There are some murderous people in that room.

    India’s Modi - https://nation.com.pk/20-Feb-2018/indian-prime-minister-narendra-modi-a-war-criminal

    China’s Xi Jinping - http://time.com/4519160/china-xi-jinping-cecc-human-rights-rule-of-law/

    Turkey’s Erdoğan- https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/recep-tayyip-erdogan-latest-news-sweden-genocide-lawsuit-turkey-president-kurdish-a7835951.html

    Reply
    • Read More
      Bryan LNot Enough Day Drinking
      11/30/18 2:10pm

      No wonder Trump wanted to be there. It’s like a master’s class in despotism. Putin probably told him, “No, bitch, you ain’t ready for this.”

      Reply
  • Read More
    kidelo gave up commenting for 2019Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/30/18 1:50pm

    That side-eye from Putin, tho.

    “You the man, boo.”

    MBS flips his robe. “I know.”

    Reply
  • Read More
    selburn6Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/30/18 1:33pm

    “This handshake is less about the mechanics and more about the jovial nature that only killing people recklessly can bring.”

    It’s also about their obvious co-ownership of one Donald J. Trump.  These are two bros who went in on a deal together, and it’s working out great for them. 

    Reply
  • Read More
    PooJavelinIsSickOfLosingBurnerPasswordsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/30/18 2:19pm

    Given the two men involved, I thought a “death grip” involved a journalist’s throat…

    Reply
  • Read More
    BlaqntelligenceStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/30/18 3:18pm

    America made trump sit his ass down and behave...if only for a moment...you just know his fat ass is mad he can’t hang out taking selfies and high fiving with murderous dictators and despots the big boys.

    Reply
  • Read More
    KCJStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/30/18 3:27pm

    That was a celebratory dap after a “Devil’s Threesome.” Trump is in the bathroom toweling off. 

    Reply
    • Read More
      smallhalo97KCJ
      11/30/18 3:49pm

      this is made more funny with Trump walking in background while this happens. 

      Reply
  • Read More
    det-devil-ailsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    12/01/18 7:04am

    That is the handshake of two frat boys that just stole the other school's mascot.

    Reply
  • Read More
    900turboStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/30/18 1:53pm

    Saudi Prince: “Imma kill a dude and cut his ass up in my embassy!”

    Putin: “Yo, I’d a fed his ass to sharks in aquarium at my Trump penthouse!”

    Saudi Prince: Respect! (Daps with 3 slaps)

    Reply