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OMG!PONIES!Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/29/18 3:58pm
Mueller sent a message. That message is “you’re goddamn right I will lock you up for lying to Congress.”
Anyone who is named "Donald Trump" should be fucking terrified right now. Especially people named "Donald Trump" who have given testimony to Congress.
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  CousinPamOMG!PONIES!
  11/29/18 4:20pm
  Is it me, or is this shit getting good?
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  Bryan LCousinPam
  11/29/18 4:31pm
  Not just you. It is getting good.
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GreatScottStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/29/18 4:17pm
Calling off a date is no way to treat yo main boo.
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  Hemmorhagic Dance FeverGreatScott
  11/29/18 4:29pm
  It wasn’t a date, just Vlad’s regularly scheduled booty call.
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  Bryan LGreatScott
  11/29/18 4:33pm
  He’ll be ghosting him next. “New phone, who dis?”
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skefflesStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/29/18 4:21pm
Countdown to Trump seeking political asylum in Russia....
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  StrangerSnacksskeffles
  11/29/18 5:00pm
  Oh please! Please! Please! Please! And I cannot fucking wait to see the expression on little Miss I Don’t Care’s face when she ends up back behind the Iron Curtain. Put up your blood clot trees now ahahahahaha.
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  kidelo gave up commenting for 2019StrangerSnacks
  11/29/18 5:38pm
  tampon trees
  i said it for you
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Old white guyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/29/18 4:11pm
This is a classic example of trump’s idiocy. It took four people to get him to understand the horrible optics of meeting alone with the guy everyone thinks you’ve either colluded with or has taken his opinion over the intelligence chiefs of your own country.
Seriously, he literally thinks whatever he does is fine, because, you know, Fox News will cover it up for him.
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Issa TrapStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/29/18 5:30pm
Part of me wants to get my hopes up behind this but just like that time in high school when I thought the cute girl actually liked me, I’ve been disappointed so many times in the past thinking “Ok, this is it. We got him now. People HAVE to see that dude is a phony” but walked away thinking “What the hell is it going to take for this to be over?!?!”. Oh well, I will wait and see what happens. Until then, I need to get back to cyber stalking my high school sweetheart from the 9th grade. If only she knew that the squeaky voice, body odor and braces were temporary....
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  THE DARK ONEIssa Trap
  11/30/18 9:01am
  dont beat yourself up too bad over that highschool girl. you should get mad at the cute one that liked you but never let on or anything until she moved away and only then because her dad told your mom and your mom didnt say anything until 8 years after you graduated from highschool.
  you probably could have saved her from becoming a libertarian.
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BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/29/18 9:25pm
I look forward to a meaningful Summit again as soon as this situation is resolved!
Why always with the weirdly placed exclamation marks? Why does he type like a middle schooler?
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  Rooo sez BISH PLZBadOmbre
  11/30/18 12:06pm
  So his cult followers will buy his multi-gallon vats full of nonsense. He’s aping their syntax.
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kidelo gave up commenting for 2019Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/29/18 5:21pm
Also can we talk about what’s happening with Trump’s ex-tax attoney in Chicago? Because if I was His Orangeness, I’d stay on that plane until it lands in Moscow.
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Young BlasariusStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/29/18 7:33pm
The exclamation points... Is he yelling the entire time? Or does his voice get louder as he nears the end of each sentence?...!
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  Rooo sez BISH PLZYoung Blasarius
  11/30/18 3:10pm
  He’s yelling the whole time. Also, the gravel at the bawttom of that hideous QUEENS ACCENT of his is coming out. And he talks like a drug dealer.
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BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/29/18 9:47pm
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Squib308Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/29/18 7:19pm
Russia has said since Sunday it isn’t releasing the ships, meaning the president planned to meet with Putin knowing the same information that Trump now claims is the reason they aren’t meeting.
Aww, isn’t Trump SOOO CUTE. /s
Talk about a guy who flip flops (is that the right term?) on any given issue, over a short period of time. And still makes no sense about why he was for/against (thing).
‘But you loved French Fries, yesterday!’
“NO!”
‘Are you stinky?’
“NO NO NO NO NO”
‘I think you’re stinky & need a change’
“NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONNOooooooo”
‘I’ll change your dia-dia and turn on Fox and Friends.’
‘Foxxxx... I want Fox!!! I want FRENCH FRY!!’
Must be a bummer to have to ask someone to change you & put on diaper cream to alleviate your discomfort. I ain’t ever gonna be that old. I’d ask my relatives to bring me my gun box & to leave me alone for a little while. Maybe put some plastic down.
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