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    MajorBurnStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/18 1:10pm

    Do it Heifer! Release everything. And we’ll FOIA every document your little Rethuglican cohorts (who know you fucking suck, but are waiting for a payout) make. Don’t we have Paul Ryan on tape laughing about how Trump is on the Putin Payroll? https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/paul-ryan-keeps-it-family-kevin-mccarthy-russia-trump

    The FBI, CIA, CDC, PTA, Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. thinking you are an unqualified, unpresidential, daughter-fucking-assclown does not a conspiracy make. In fact, it’s pretty much the baseline reaction people with any damned sense have to you.  

    I hope they make the Benghazi hearings (Trey Gowdy, please go sit on some tacks) and ...pretty much all conservative commentary during the Obama Presidency look like a day at Disneyland.  I hope your old senile ass gets day long hearings.  Because I know you can’t keep your story straight for more than ten minutes, are weak, sad and low energy. 

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      boredalwaysMajorBurn
      11/29/18 1:38pm

      Ya know, I’ll just go and sit my ass down while I... while I...I just love what you wrote!

      +1

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      kidelo gave up commenting for 2019MajorBurn
      11/29/18 1:41pm

      ...don’t forget “low I.Q.

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    Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/18 1:02pm

    How fucking stupid does he think America is? Err, wait...lemme rephrase that. How stupid does he think people who don’t support him are?

    He’s been bitching about this ‘witch hunt’ for years, committing obstruction of justice left and right, embarrassing the entire country daily, but we’re supposed to believe he’s had documents that proved his Info Wars conspiracy nonsense was right all along and he could’ve released them at any point but didn’t because he’s such a nice guy?

    This is like claiming you’ve got 5 of a kind in poker...it’s beyond stupid. House Democrats could bury his next 2 years just going over his tax filings, conflicts of interests, and overseas business dealings. My biggest concern is that Nancy decides being ‘civil’ is more important than stopping this deranged lunatic. I have absolute zero concern Trump has exonerating evidence, because he has zero self control and would’ve released it long ago if it existed no matter what damage it might’ve caused.

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      PooJavelinIsSickOfLosingBurnerPasswordsNot Enough Day Drinking
      11/29/18 1:43pm
      How fucking stupid does he think America is?

      This stupid?

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      Not Enough Day DrinkingNot Enough Day Drinking
      11/29/18 1:44pm
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      Every tweet like this (of which there are dozens) is Donald Trump trying to influence the investigation into his own wrong doing. In other words, it’s obstruction of justice.

      Hillary Clinton hasn’t held public office in over 6 years. Why the fuck are you idiots still talking about her? Obama hasn’t been in office for 2 years either, but he hasn’t said jack shit about Russia, so wtf are you talking about?

      You clearly don’t know what an indictment is, but there have been over 30 of them so far during this investigation. Several American citizens have not only been indicted, but have plead or been found guilty by juries. Included in those who have already been convicted of crimes are Trump’s campaign manager, his personal lawyer, and his national security adviser. And the final report isn’t even released yet...

      Like I said, the only people dumb enough to believe the bullshit Trump says are Trump supporters.

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    Brianfowler713Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/18 1:27pm

    A little something I saw on Ol’ Wonkette:

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      StrangerSnacksBrianfowler713
      11/29/18 2:23pm

      I have to fix my brain every time I see “Adam Schiff” because that was the name of one of the OG L&O D.A.s. And then I think they are talking about Fred somebody who was both a L&O DA and a US Senator.

      What is reality!?!?

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      MusenekoStrangerSnacks
      11/29/18 3:47pm

      It doesn’t help that he kinda looks like OG L&O DA either

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    Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/18 12:55pm

    the president of the fucking United States of America just said that if House Democrats use their power to demand to see how many times he visited the Robert Kelly suite at the Russian bathhouse, which he’s calling “presidential harassment,”

    Here lies Nunny Yorz, found dead upon arrival to this Trump/R Kelly pee joke.

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    Greg285Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/18 2:27pm

    He don't have no damn receipts!!! I'm still waiting on those receipts from that so called P.I. who flew to Hawaii to get 44 Birth certificate...He's nothing more than an habitual liar.....

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      RandomHookupGreg285
      11/29/18 3:41pm

      Well, duh... it wasn’t in Hawaii. It’s sitting over in Kenyastan. 

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      Old white guyGreg285
      11/29/18 4:07pm

      You mean all that interesting and scary stuff they were telling him? Yeah, ell, yo7 ignore the FACT that his investigators were kidnapped, brainwashed, and turned into members of the deep state.

      He’s right, he needs to clean house!

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    skefflesStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/18 1:52pm

    I am 100% good with Trump doing a mass release of classified documents. I think the government, and both parties thereof, has kept too many things classified so if this moron wants to go ahead and hit the “release all” button then I am okay with that. But seriously, I’m not worried; he doesn’t have the guts. Ya hear me Trump, you’re too chicken to do it.

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      Amandaskeffles
      11/29/18 3:59pm

      I would love to see this too. Bring all these fucking scumbags down. Our government is corrupt to the bone. It’s scary when the left starts worshiping the FBI and CIA. 

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    det-devil-ailsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/18 1:20pm

    The commander-in-chief said he could declassify FISA warrant applications and other documents from Robert Mueller’s probe...

    Ah! The ol’ “I can’t be held responsible for this accident because I was too drunk to be driving in the first place!” defense. Cunning.

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    RenoRick2Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/18 3:53pm

    I totally want to play poker with him. Too bad he doesn’t have any real money. To quote Mark Cuban, Trump is a clown living off credit.

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      HollylujahRenoRick2
      11/29/18 4:41pm

      I would fucking slaughter this rube at poker. He’s a shitty liar and he also has no idea what he’s doing.

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    Bronx Resident Benjamin WhiteStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/18 7:04pm

    Threatening to release classified information for political gain turns the basis for classifying information on it’s head, and only serves to give ammo to the Julian Assanges of the world who believe that we classify information not to protect national security, but to conceal embarrassing information.

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    BiturbowagonStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/30/18 3:20pm

    The lazy crooked racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people is behaving as if he had a J. Edgar Hoover at his disposal.

    Instead, he has Mueller breathing down his neck.

    What a loser. I hope he will eventually be an impeached and removed and arrested and convicted and jailed loser.

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