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    VinMonique Judge
    9/12/18 4:27pm

    All tacos are overrated. Fight me.

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsVin
      9/12/18 4:50pm

      I’m not really a mexican food person. I prefer food from hispanophone islands in the caribbean. 

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      BIMming ItVin
      9/12/18 6:49pm

      I will fight you as soon as I finish my tacos and take a quick nap.

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    PooJavelinIsSickOfLosingBurnerPasswordsMonique Judge
    9/12/18 4:07pm
    I Want to Build a Wall Around Anyone Who Thinks Taco Bell Is the Best Mexican Restaurant in the Country

    You’re really going to suffer come the Franchise Wars!

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      Mr.DuckSaucePooJavelinIsSickOfLosingBurnerPasswords
      9/12/18 4:09pm

      I want to know more about the story of the Fast Food wars than the actual plot of this movie itself.

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      MajorBurnPooJavelinIsSickOfLosingBurnerPasswords
      9/12/18 4:20pm

      Demolition Man is one of my favorite terrible movies. I SOOO want to see a movie that stars both Keanu Reeves and Wesley Snipes.  Maybe whomever was responsible for “Rampage” can throw some cash at the idea. 

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    Tippi GordonMonique Judge
    9/12/18 3:59pm

    Taco Bell is neither Mexican nor a restaurant. Discuss.

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      AuntBeetsyreduxTippi Gordon
      9/12/18 4:19pm

      But it’s great stoner food. No shame. 

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      GPTippi Gordon
      9/12/18 4:28pm

      Great for after Frat parties at 2am

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    HuskyBroMonique Judge
    9/12/18 4:13pm
    • I won’t eat at Taco Bell and I’m fat. Discuss.
    • Del Taco is still around?
    • First thing I thought when I saw this was “Hmm, Chipotle must not have bribed enough folks to get on this list or one of the people who decide who goes on the list must have gotten Typhoid Fever from eating one of them dried rice bowls and they had flashbacks and said, naw, fuck Chipotle.
    • I drove past a In & Out Burger, once. Not impressed.
    • I ate at a Qdoba in Pittsburgh once, Saw Omar Epps Mike Tomlin walk by. That’s all I got about Qdoba.
    • You cost too fucking much, Five Guys.
    • The one time I tried Chick-Fil-A was on a Sunday. Oh.
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      MajorBurnHuskyBro
      9/12/18 4:28pm

      Some Taco Bell is okay. I’m pretty sure that the Creamy Jalapeno sauce and the Baja Sauce both have crack in them. I wouldn’t claim it to be good food though. Unlike Chipotle, you can actually taste it though.

      They need to stop with the Mt Dew fake Sangria shit though. Srry; “Sangrita”. The Doritos Locos Tacos also seem kind of gross.

      Del Taco should not be around, it’s like a clone of Taco Bell with severe genetic damage.

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      thatsjustmyhair-kinjadMajorBurn
      9/12/18 4:31pm

      Del Taco should not be around, it’s like a clone of Taco Bell with severe genetic damage.

      This is a hate crime. I’m calling the FBI.

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    Dwight D SchrutenhowerMonique Judge
    9/12/18 5:10pm

    I, too, am spoiled when it comes to growing up in a place that has abundant options for Mexican food (CA Central Valley), so when I think of Mexican food, I *never* think of Taco Bell. However, my dad lives in Idaho and I think Taco Bell is his town’s only option for “Mexican food,” so my heart goes out to those who don’t have better options.

    But, seriously, Taco Bell is 100 percent stoner food. You don’t curate such an awesome dollar menu without knowing that a bunch of potheads are going to gorge on it.

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      Monique JudgeDwight D Schrutenhower
      9/12/18 7:30pm

      Their dollar menu really is unfuckwittable. 

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      BadOmbreMonique Judge
      9/13/18 1:16am

      Taco Bell is the meal for when I’m depressed and my mind is insistent that I punish myself with bad food. Like, I’m never in a good place when I go to Taco Bell. Whenever you can get me to drink a Pepsi and eat cinnamon twists at the same damn time, you know something has gone horribly, horribly wrong, because I don’t eat desserts wtih sweet drinks.

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    Not Enough Day DrinkingMonique Judge
    9/12/18 4:04pm

    This is what happens when Trump is elected. Under Clinton I was promised an authentic taco truck on every corner.

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      BIMming ItNot Enough Day Drinking
      9/12/18 6:48pm

      Come to Southern California, they are fucking everywhere and delicious.... no Clinton required.

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    carlvenkmanMonique Judge
    9/12/18 5:27pm

    Best Mexican restaurant was my work place in Salinas when the ladies would come in and sell home made tamales for 50 cents each.

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      Bowl Better Talkcarlvenkman
      9/12/18 6:30pm

      Would buy.

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      BIMming Itcarlvenkman
      9/12/18 6:50pm

      So, heaven then. You worked in heaven?

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    hocuspocusoctopusMonique Judge
    9/12/18 4:17pm

    The last time I had taco bell was after my wisdom teeth were taken out and I could have solid yet soft foods only.

    So there’s my “endorsement.”

    I wonder what would happen if these people had anything close to authentic Mexican food. Would they just die?

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      Mr.DuckSaucehocuspocusoctopus
      9/12/18 4:27pm

      They would say it has too much “flavor” or “spices” even when it only has ground black pepper on it...

      smh, people make me angry/hangry.

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      BIMming ItMr.DuckSauce
      9/12/18 6:48pm

      Ah, yes!  Those people who think Cumin is spicy... lol

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    The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsMonique Judge
    9/12/18 4:42pm

    Chick-Fil-A was voted the best chicken restaurant...

    I literally can’t even wrap my mind around this.

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      Mr.DuckSauceThe Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
      9/12/18 4:48pm

      More than bojangles?

      What kind of nonsense is this?

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      The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsMr.DuckSauce
      9/12/18 4:54pm

      this is my point! I am sure the chicken is good (I think I have eaten it once though I can’t say I remember anything about the experience. . . the lemonade was on fucking point though. . .), but the chicken at places like popeyes and bojangles is much better. That is exactly where my mind was going.

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    BantaroMonique Judge
    9/12/18 4:07pm

    I live in South Texas.

    I turn to my friends occasionally and ask “Do you want BAD MEXICAN FOOD? If so, we can go to Taco Bell.” (A clarification - I eat Taco Bell, but I operate under the belief that it is food created by an alien that’s HEARD of Mexican food.)

    My co-worker, who is a foodie, feels that you can best tell a mexican restaurant quality by asking them to make “carne guisada” and if that’s good, then start exploring the menu, because good carne guisada is kind of a minimum standard.

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      llaalleellBantaro
      9/12/18 4:21pm

      Same, except I cannot understand anyone from my home town eating at Taco Bell when three are a million better and actual Mexican restaurants available that are just as cheap, often right next door. I only taco-shame there.

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      Bantarollaalleell
      9/12/18 4:40pm

      Well, sometimes I want a good T-bone, other times, a big mac is fine. To be fair, I would usually rather have a meal at a good Taquiera, but occasionally grub is grub.

      To be fair, I attended a college where the food was rated “Abysmal”, so for four years, Taco Bell was an upgrade.

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