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    VinStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    9/11/18 11:44am

    Marshawn Lynch Looked Like a State Farm Agent in High School,-

    Said no one to that man’s face

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      Noisy PipVin
      9/11/18 12:19pm

      He has a pretty great sense of humor. Plus, when you’re Marshawn Lynch, I doubt a little teasing is going to bug you too much.   

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZVin
      9/11/18 12:33pm

      I thought he was so cute! He’s certainly not unattractive now, but … he was really cute.

      :D

      I know no State Farm agents who look like that, LOL.  I wish my State Farm agent looked like that.

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    BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    9/11/18 10:31am

    He out there in high school lookin’ like a grown-ass man. lol

    Anyway, I’m just here so I won’t get fined.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZBadOmbre
      9/11/18 12:33pm

      This is funny for way too many reasons

      I am not going to encourage you any further.

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      YouwishIstayedawhileBadOmbre
      9/11/18 2:23pm

      Dude, seriously, he looked grown in high school like that? Fuck.

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    Dave Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    9/11/18 10:37am

    I would buy my home and auto insurance from Marshawn. You wanna know why? Because, dammit he would be there so we don’t get fined!

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      SerialThrillerDave
      9/11/18 11:39am

      “Some muthafucka in your way and you just drive through his ass? I cover dat.”

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      trivard676SerialThriller
      9/11/18 12:45pm

      It’s not just first accident forgiveness.  It’s when you get in an accident over and over and over and over.......

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    mrsckugsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    9/11/18 11:21am

    Did...did he say he was about to treat his lineman to Sizzler?!

    How do I support Marshawn Lynch!? Do I buy his jersey? I own no sports paraphernalia.

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      AldoraGreelmrsckugs
      9/11/18 11:35am

      He’d make more money from you if you purchased some of his Beast Mode-branded apparel.

      And he’d probably appreciate you far more if you made a charitable donation to his non-profit.

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      hellkellmrsckugs
      9/11/18 11:55am

      He’s got his own line called Beast Mode.

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    JustMy2CentsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    9/11/18 10:55am

    It’s always interesting to see how celebrities looked before the money/glow up. Does anyone remember how Drake looks pre-beard? lol

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      BadOmbreJustMy2Cents
      9/11/18 11:01am

      I don’t know if I’d call Marshawn’s transformation a glow-up. Anyway, Drake from SNL some years ago:

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      It was such a weird skit because we weren’t used to seeing him look like that.

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      LilPJustMy2Cents
      9/11/18 12:01pm

      Google “Degrassi drake”...

      Illustration for article titled
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    boredalwaysStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    9/11/18 10:28am

    State Farm should hire him to do a commercial

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      SerialThrillerboredalways
      9/11/18 11:40am

      In states with compulsory auto insurance, you have it so you don’t get fined.

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      VodkaRocks&aPieceofToastboredalways
      9/11/18 11:43am

      He used to do Beacon Plumbing articles in Seattle that were the most delightful things in the world. God I miss him.

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    HiMyNameIsJayOnceAgainStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    9/11/18 11:41am
    Illustration for article titled

    Black Twitter Vs Facebook

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    HuskyBroStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    9/11/18 10:28am

    ...when you’re sick of Trump articles, this is what happens.

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    I Can Smell Fear On YouStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    9/11/18 12:51pm


    Awwww high school Beast Mode was cute! 

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      Bowl Better TalkI Can Smell Fear On You
      9/11/18 2:40pm

      I swear I temped after college with a guy who looked like that.

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    satalacStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    9/11/18 3:16pm

    It’s kind of like the Superman effect. Glasses on, looks like a harmless journalist. Glasses off, your muhfuckin face just got run through. 

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