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    Prostate of Dorian GrayMichael Harriot
    8/24/18 12:03pm

    I am bouncing back and forth between “the Mueller investigation is starting to take hold” and “the country is circling the drain”.  I look at this daily bile that keeps coming out of Donald Trump that’s all nonsense and childish conspiracies and I still can’t believe he’s really our president.  Then I remember that we have growing numbers of people that think vaccines are dangerous and the earth is flat and then I worry that he’s going to be our president for life.   

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      Vanessa FutrellProstate of Dorian Gray
      8/24/18 12:37pm

      I feel like I’m trapped in a bad dream.

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      HollylujahProstate of Dorian Gray
      8/24/18 12:43pm

      Trump’s fixer pled guilty, his campaign manager was judged guilty, his National Enquirer state-media contact has just flipped, and now his Trump Org money-man has flipped. This is one of the sunshiniest weeks we’ve had in awhile!

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    MajorBurnMichael Harriot
    8/24/18 10:21am

    I’m so sick of MS-13 coming in illegally, not shutting the door (Estoy calentando el aire libre?), then taking the jerbs and top college spots that should go to under-qualified (La basura flota en la parte superior...) white people.

    Someday they may even come for our Obama phones and the Affirmative Action that pays our rent. Or provides tickets to see Rent!, I'm fuzzy on that one. 

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      LegHumperMajorBurn
      8/24/18 1:16pm

      Just wait until MS-14 gets here: they’re more than seven and one-half percent worse!

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    DonVanSinMichael Harriot
    8/24/18 10:26am

    Thanks for digging through this shit to rate and compare the patterns of turds this idiot extrudes daily. I need a shower from just reading ten at once. Reading all of his tweets might give you a case of pink eye. Wear protective goggles and gloves while sorting that septic tank of tweets. Be safe. Burn your keyboard, mouse, and monitor afterwards. Tell Yesha to replace them with upgrades.

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      JonsLegionDonVanSin
      8/24/18 1:59pm

      Oh just wait until this weekend. The Twarts will fly wet and stinky.

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      TheLostJediJonsLegion
      8/24/18 2:17pm

      Yeah, I feel like this is one of those lists that will need constant maintenance and updates.

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    GreatScottMichael Harriot
    8/24/18 10:43am

    Could “Blacks actually support me in droves” be seen as a racist conspiracy?

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      JerseyGreatScott
      8/24/18 11:56am

      More of a hallucination really.  I feel like anyone else would need to believe it for that to qualify as a conspiracy.

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    NSNOMichael Harriot
    8/24/18 10:16am

    Its almost as if this president might be a racist!! 

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      Bowl Better TalkNSNO
      8/24/18 1:10pm

      Next they’ll be telling us the Pope is Catholic!

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    Mud's Not Yer Buddy, PalMichael Harriot
    8/24/18 10:41am

    You’d think the KKK and the Neo-Nazis loudly exclaiming their goals and the president’s policies are one in the same would be enough to clue some people in, but societal collapse has an unstoppable momentum.

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    MishaBitesMichael Harriot
    8/24/18 11:44am

    You’re right, I hadn’t heard about his play on the fourteen words. That’s pretty gross.

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    SHoughMichael Harriot
    8/24/18 4:12pm

    One of the greatest moments of my life was dropping a rhetorical haymaker on a conservative cousin who was ranting about “black on black crime”.

    Me: “Black on black crime accounts for 97% of black crime. White on white crime accounts for 97% of white crime. Why is it that you only talk about black on black crime? Shouldn’t you be concerned about why whites are killing each other at such high rates?!”

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    scrawlMichael Harriot
    8/24/18 5:51pm

    I found out about 1488 recently because someone signed up to a forum I moderate with the username ‘1488HH’.

    My googling about it led me to this guy:

    Illustration for article titled

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Allgier

    I wonder who’d he’d vote for, if he wasn’t serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole.

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    TheDude - 1☆ Kotaku CelebrityMichael Harriot
    8/24/18 11:08am

    How long did it take to narrow it down to just 10?

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