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    Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/21/18 6:20pm

    So that brings the total number of people who plead or were found guilty in this ‘witch hunt’ to 7 so far?

    “I’m going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people.”

    They’re not even the best criminals...but then I suppose he never did specify what they’d be ‘best’ at. Best at accruing jail time perhaps? Best at embarrassing the country? Best at making prison moonshine?

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      GPNot Enough Day Drinking
      8/21/18 6:23pm

      It took Nixon two terms to rack up this level of crime. 

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      MajorBurnNot Enough Day Drinking
      8/21/18 6:24pm

      Wrong kind of white people. It’s “laundry room chardonnay, or toilet bowl merlot”. Pair the red w/ sloppy Joes, and the white w/ ’enchilada casserole’.

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    whatamithinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/21/18 6:44pm

    The sad part is, today’s events will have zero effect on Trump’s cult members, including the 53-percenters (yes you, white women!).

    “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.” Thus said the cult leader, and now you can’t ridicule him anymore. A whole bunch of white people are lost in deep-state conspiracy theories. Scary.

    Would President Obama have gotten away with the slightest bit of Trump’s shit? Well, nevermind.

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      Bronx Resident Benjamin Whitewhatamithinking
      8/21/18 8:29pm

      “Would President Obama have gotten away with the slightest bit of Trump’s shit?”

      That’s like asking if Ed "Too Tall" Jones is too tall.

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      crowsfanwhatamithinking
      8/22/18 1:43am

      I think if Trump shot somebody on 5th Avenue he’d be up for murder charges, which is not a federal crime meaning he would not be able to pardon himself. So if you’re ever on Twitter guys, make sure you let Trump know what a great idea this is.

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    Yes...They Are Real!Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/21/18 6:29pm

    Best tweet so far.

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      NopeNopejustNopeYes...They Are Real!
      8/22/18 9:07am

      ....no shit, sherlock!

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    Sorely VexedStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/21/18 6:25pm

    I hope Mueller has an alternative method arranged for securing Cohen’s cooperation. Reduced sentence recommendation? Withholding additional charges? Cushier prison? Much as I enjoy seeing this slimy clown go down, it’s not enough if he doesn’t take Trump with him.

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      sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameSorely Vexed
      8/21/18 6:28pm

      Kinda seems like they don’t need anything else from him. They have him on tape talking to Trump about making the payments and they have him pleading guilty to the payment being a campaign finance violation. What more can he say?

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      Sorely VexedsTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      8/21/18 6:33pm

      He’s been Trump’s personal attorney since forever, so I was hoping for some deeper, darker, dirt. Anyone who’s spent their entire “working” life in the New York/New Jersey real estate business has many many things to hide.

      But you’re right. From the perspective of Mueller’s brief, he’s got plenty from Cohen.

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    GPStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/21/18 6:46pm

    So what the odds that trump paid for that much rumored abortion?

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      MikeGP
      8/21/18 7:31pm

      Gotta wonder how the evangelicals would respond to that? Am sure some from of hypocrisy would be involved.

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      GPMike
      8/21/18 7:42pm

      A fit f denial then blame that shameless harlot and make Obama’s fault somehow.  

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    BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/21/18 8:51pm

    or name the president explicitly

    He didn’t need to:

    Michael Cohen Pleads Guilty, Implicates President Trump

    Michael Cohen’s Guilty Plea Directly Implicates Donald Trump in a Felony

    Ex-Trump lawyer Michael Cohen pleads guilty to 8 counts, says president asked for actress payoffs

    Like, we can stop pretending for the sake of pretending, now.

    Y’all’s boy out here guilty as fuck.

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    BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/22/18 1:59am

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      CousinPamBadOmbre
      8/22/18 8:32am

      Hillary’s group chat must be lit. Matterfact, maybe there’s a group chat with everyone 45 fired. Preet Bharara & Sally Yates in there like “GIRL.”

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    BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/21/18 9:08pm

    Mueller’s like Ash Ketchum in Pokemon:

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    Cali4lifeStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/21/18 7:13pm

    Old man Orange is gonna drink all the covfefe tonight and fall asleep on the man-made lap of his lover. Melanie will binge MSNBC and check in on Orange and Ivaka from time to time, I’m sure.

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    BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    8/21/18 8:29pm
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    Ooo; y’all’s little president in trouble.

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