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    sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameMichael Harriot
    8/20/18 12:39pm

    Who’s the Root’s Robert Mueller? We need a probe started into tampering in this years wypipo tournament. 

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      ihadwordssTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      8/20/18 12:45pm

      Seconded... I smell some collusion.

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      BadOmbresTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      8/20/18 1:00pm

      Yes,a Special Prosecutor needs to be called for this.  This some bullshit, man.

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    TheRealMarthaJones3.0Michael Harriot
    8/20/18 2:15pm

    I really did not expect White Feminists to come out this far. Are we being 4Channed or something?

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    boredalwaysMichael Harriot
    8/20/18 1:13pm

    WTF IS GOING ON!?

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    Has ‘The 53%’ hiding out on Jezebel come to vote for Tutor Turtle!? This cannot be. Y’all had 2 years to explain yourselves to the public on why you voted for Cadet Bone Spurs. And I was ready to hear you and not question you just so I could understand. And hopefully others would understand. Time for you ladies to kick rocks.

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      hocuspocusoctopusboredalways
      8/20/18 1:41pm

      Part of me wants to vote for Mitch because that man is evil personified. However, every election since 2016, we are all still on pins and needles wondering if white women will finally get it together and not vote for, lets say, a child molester.

      And so many elections so far have been like, “White women still voted for this piece of trash.”

      Evil will just be evil, but white women, many of whom marched with their pink hats, are still out here writing op-eds telling us to be kind to Nazis.

      Get out! You allow evil to thrive. I just feel that to be worse.

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      Done So Doneboredalways
      8/20/18 2:09pm

      And I was ready to hear you and not question you just so I could understand.

      Don’t do that. They don’t deserve it. Perhaps I am extra salty because I am a white feminist and those 53%ers just make me want to dig a hole, crawl in it, and shovel dirt on top of myself.

      But Fuck. Them.

      There is no excuse.

      Also, although emotionally, for aforesaid reasons, I wanted to vote for them? Gotta go with Yertle-the-stole-our-fucking-SCOTUS-seat-Turtle because the list of his atrocities is long and will be felt long after the boomers in pussy hats are gone.

      And may they be gone soon. And may they drag the tail end Amy Siskinds of the world with them.

      Straight to hell.

      Looking at what I wrote.... you could probably use me to season chicken...

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    BadOmbreMichael Harriot
    8/20/18 12:59pm

    McConnell ALL DAY LONG. It’s turtles all the way down, folks.

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    ThoseAreDigimonMichael Harriot
    8/20/18 12:36pm
    • “Queer activist” Quinn Norton being hired by the New York Times, only to discover she has befriended Nazis and used the n-word.
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      Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)ThoseAreDigimon
      8/20/18 12:56pm

      Your gif implies that you’re surprised by the existence of people like Quinn Norton. She’s just like Milo Yam-polish or whatever the hell his name is. (I don’t respect him enough to Google it). You can also look at Log Cabin republicans, and Kaitlin Jenner as other examples. These wypipo like to try to play both sides of the fence. They feel they deserve sympathy for being an oppressed minority because they’re LGBTQ, but they somehow think its ok to hold on to their elitist, racist views at the same time. 

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      ThoseAreDigimonNunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)
      8/20/18 12:59pm

      I should be surprised but these people act like they’re jockeying for position at the back of the lines into the camps.

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    900turboMichael Harriot
    8/20/18 1:17pm

    Lots of tough competition but a great win. Well done Sen. McConnell, you piece of shit.

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    TrumpsTinyHandsMichael Harriot
    8/20/18 5:25pm

    I call bullshit on this whole tournament. It is rigged.

    Clearly, Mike Pence is the whitest thing that has ever lived. His skin is white, his hair is white. He ghost-writes book from the perspective of his family’s pet rabbit. He calls his wife “mother.” He thinks he is God’s favorite little guy. He comes from Indiana. He is a walking, talking sack of self-entitlement. He wishes he lived 100 years ago when the “good countries” made colonies out of the “backward countries.” He acts hatefully towards gay people, black people, hispanic people, poor people, and trans people, but only for their own good and says he is doing it because he loves God, and loves them too. If a loaf of WonderBread were racist, came to life and started spewing racist Christian nonsense, I would name that loaf Mike Pence.

    I am calling for a write-in campaign for Pence. 

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      SummonTrumpsTinyHands
      8/20/18 7:25pm

      I would by a book written by you describing terrible white people, call it Honest Biographies.

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    ARP2Michael Harriot
    8/20/18 1:46pm

    Mitch all day. White Feminists and PoC are occasional allies. Mitch is an enemy of PoC in every way. 

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    KularaniniMichael Harriot
    8/20/18 1:08pm

    I gotta vote for Mitch. I called him as my Bracket Buster right from the start, and now he’s in the finals! He just seemed like he was seeded too low considering the scope of his influence and self-serving evil.

    I really wasn’t sure if he’d get past the police... but here we are.

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    Stan4CrissleMichael Harriot
    8/20/18 1:44pm

    Rose McGowans call for people to be gentle and get all the facts before judging Asia Argento for paying a settlement to the 17 year old she assaulted, has really pushed white feminists into the drivers seat imo. 

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      Reader7890Stan4Crissle
      8/20/18 3:11pm

      Really?  Rose McGowan, I don’t care.  Asia Argento, I don’t care.  Neither of those people have any relevance to me or anything that happens to me.  Mitch McConnell has been trying to screw over things I hold dear (like the Constitution) since he became Senate Majority Leader.  There’s no comparison at all.  Yertle the Turtle gets my vote.

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      Stan4CrissleReader7890
      8/20/18 3:27pm

      Also a very fair point. I keep praying he dies in a very painful and embarrassing way while on the senate floor.  Neither pile of shit stinks less than the other, both historically and recently. 

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