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    Monique JudgeMonique Judge
    8/19/18 10:35am

    LMAO. Y’all are cracking me up. I know not all black people are on CP time. My black ass is though. I cut it close too. I will straight up get to LAX 30 minutes before my flight departs.

    I have yet to miss a flight though. 

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      Old white guyMonique Judge
      8/19/18 11:09am

      Black privilege! There’s no racism anymore!

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      HuskyBroMonique Judge
      8/19/18 11:30am

      30 minutes BEFORE a flight? At LAX?

      And you haven’t missed a flight?

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    HumboldtGenesisMonique Judge
    8/19/18 9:39am

    I would argue that the only “black” part of his experience is the fact that he arrived at the airport at 6:00 a.m. for a 6:24 a.m. flight.

    *ahem* ‘Scuse me, Ms. Judge, but my black ass would have been sitting in a chair at the gate come 5:24A chilling with some jams and a cup of coffee.

    #notallcoloredpeopletime

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      kidelo gave up commenting for 2019HumboldtGenesis
      8/19/18 9:52am

      AAH! I highlighted the same part before I even got to the end and you STILL beat me to it!

      I have never suffered from CPTosis but rather its opposite (because we have to be better at everything just to be considered), so I would be with you at the gate at least an hour early and ready for lunch.

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      Gameface doesn`t play nice with othersHumboldtGenesis
      8/19/18 9:53am

      *ahem* ‘Scuse me, Ms. Judge, but my black ass would have been sitting in a chair at the gate come 5:24A chilling with some jams and a cup of coffee.

      PREACH!! I don’t fuck around when I have a flight to catch. Even with my Global entry that allows me to be a perfect snob to the “peasants” that have to wait in the regular cattle line (That was me too until this year ;)) - I still make it a point to arrive to the airport at least 1.5 ahead of time. I always insist that I am being Dark White when I arrive 5 ins early (on time) for everything. Anyone can be as Dark and as White a they wish.

      #coloredsarepunctualtoo

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    crowsfanMonique Judge
    8/19/18 10:52am

    The scary part is that someone so fundamentally stupid is a doctor. His existence is an indictment of US education standards and the Florida Board of Medicine.

    Growing up I thought that only the best students could become doctors but apparently my dog could have passed medical school.

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      DocMaldocrowsfan
      8/19/18 11:04am

      Doctors ply a trade just like lawyers, plumbers, electricians, etc. That’s why for hundreds of years you could apprentice and become a lawyer or doctor just like a plumber, electrician, carpenter, etc. Education and credentials for the profession are still a relatively new phenomenon.

      LSS, just because someone goes to postsecondary school for 10-12 years doesn’t mean shit. They can teach those fools to treat a body, but they can’t teach them common sense, empathy, ethics, or morality. And this is where they typically come up short, often with disastrous results. 

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      cakes_and-piescrowsfan
      8/19/18 12:46pm

      Ben Carson is the gold standard of stupid doctors. 

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    HuskyBroMonique Judge
    8/19/18 10:45am

    “Oh my god! They are treating me like a fucking black person!”

    “Not really, bruh”—Eric Garner

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    “If you’re going to do this to a white doctor, who’s 59-years-old, for doing nothing, then why would black people trust you? I’m a conservative Republican, I’m a Trump guy. But until the police fix this problem, I don’t blame black people for being upset when they get arrested”

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    Miss me with that bullshit, sir. 

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      TheLostJediHuskyBro
      8/19/18 5:51pm

      “But I thought it was the Leopards Eating Black Peoples’ Faces Party!” sobs man who voted for the Leopards Eating Peoples’ Faces Party.

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    FredCee71Monique Judge
    8/19/18 11:05am

    Proof positive that these motherfuckers will gentrify ANYTHING...even "excessive force" by cops!

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      ArtistAtLargeFredCee71
      8/19/18 9:34pm

      Take your star!

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    Vanessa FutrellMonique Judge
    8/19/18 1:02pm

    So now wypipo want to appropriate “death by cop” from us too? Dumb asses! To paraphrase the lyrics from Nancy Wilson’s song: “You can have it. I don’t want it”.

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      ArtistAtLargeVanessa Futrell
      8/19/18 9:46pm

      Well... it might actually be a good idea. You know, like when they destroyed their coffee makers and all the other times they shoot themselves in the foot as protest.

      I mean, it’s already a trend, so... one should never stop the enemy from making mistakes.

      Despite the insane rise in public racism, more racists ARE getting arrested as well.

      Also, did you know that white supremacists kill more cops than any other group?

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    farscythe - menace to sobrietyMonique Judge
    8/19/18 10:06am

    ole doc looks like he hits the bottle hard..and often

    or maybe its just a really flattering picture...

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      UncreativeUsernamefarscythe - menace to sobriety
      8/19/18 10:26am

      It’s a mugshot after being pepper sprayed. As far as facial condition goes, one shot of pepper spray equals 10 shots of tequila. 

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      farscythe - menace to sobrietyUncreativeUsername
      8/19/18 10:31am

      ah well... that makes sense then

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    MisterPigginsMonique Judge
    8/19/18 6:36pm

    When the officers arrived, Epstein began yelling at them too, taunting them about their ability (or lack thereof) to de-escalate a situation and demanding that they either find him a flight or arrest him. The officers arrested him,

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      MajorBurnMisterPiggins
      8/19/18 7:01pm

      Keeping it real went wrong.

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      sauvageMisterPiggins
      8/20/18 2:48am

      Yeah, I played the world’s tiniest violin in my head for this guy throughout reading the article.

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    La BanditaMonique Judge
    8/19/18 11:11am

    1st lets note that European Jews have been showing their entire booty holes this year with their votes for Trump and befriending Nazis and such.

    2nd he’s doing performative opression.

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    Old white guyMonique Judge
    8/19/18 11:21am

    “We welcome dr Epstein to the community of people who now understand the oppression of our negro brothers.” - Rachel Dolezal.

    Next month he’s scheduled to perform in an all-woke production of  SLĀV.

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