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    QuikThinkMichael Harriot
    8/15/18 2:45pm

    I had to go with Turtle Man, because his remaking of the judiciary (incl. supreme court) seems way more calculating and devious than Sessions (who at least has stayed out of the Mueller investigation to this point).

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      Sandy KayQuikThink
      8/15/18 2:50pm

      Ditto. Sessions is terrible but most of his stuff can be undone fairly quickly. McConnell’s stealing of Obama’s final Supreme Court pick will affect the country for decades.

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      Not Enough Day DrinkingQuikThink
      8/15/18 3:03pm

      The only reasons Sessions stayed out of it is because he was already caught lying about it. If he stays in then he’s the one obstructing justice...

      https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/11/3-times-jeff-sessions-made-false-statements-to-congress-under-oath/

      If Sessions is anything, it’s squirrelly. He’s not going to put himself in a position where Trump can throw him under the bus. So he saw the Mueller bus coming full speed at Trump and he stepped out the way. 

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    The Kinja AssassinMichael Harriot
    8/15/18 6:10pm

    For the sake of transparency, we must alert our readers that The Root has received reports that a certain contingent of Avocado-Americans we’re choosing not to mention (let’s just say it rhymes with “salt-white”) have been urging their followers to sabotage this tournament by voting for unlikely winners.

    This is hilarious. I mean, they’re trying to sabotage to see who will be considered the shittiest white person. Like they’re all right answers. Whoever wins deserves it.

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      Mercenary ChefThe Kinja Assassin
      8/16/18 3:04am

      Just about as effective as their ‘boycotts’ of Keurig and Yeti.

      Boycott by participation is something only the Salt-White would think of.

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      SarDeliacThe Kinja Assassin
      8/16/18 1:49pm

      From a certain perspective, they may have just declared themselves the winner of a contest they weren’t even entered in.

      So meta.

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    onecockringtorulethemallMichael Harriot
    8/15/18 2:58pm

    The glasses in the middle of the bracket fucking kill me.

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      iculookinonecockringtorulethemall
      8/15/18 3:05pm

      I didn’t notice them til you pointed it out 😂

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      BlakeBortlesandJaymes: Thanos Won Because of Nebulaonecockringtorulethemall
      8/15/18 5:44pm

      Oakleys!!!

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    GinAndTonic, Potential GrizzlyMichael Harriot
    8/15/18 3:15pm

    Bloviating, Emptyheaded, Crying, Kale-eating Yacubians (BECKY)

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    What'sWhiteSalty&WetAllOverMichael Harriot
    8/15/18 3:15pm

    If next round isn’t titled, “The Feckless Four” I’m going to be upset. 

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      JonsLegionWhat'sWhiteSalty&WetAllOver
      8/15/18 3:32pm

      It could be argued that their white supremacy has been anything but feckless, propelling them to power and dominance again and again, despite their vile and unjust behavior. Foul might be a better alliteration? I dunno.

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      What'sWhiteSalty&WetAllOverJonsLegion
      8/15/18 3:46pm

      I’ll also accept fruitless, filthy, or flavorless. Nvm. I changed my mind...Flaccid. #TheFlaccid4

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    myopicprophetMichael Harriot
    8/15/18 2:24pm

    “salt-white”) have been urging their followers to sabotage this tournament by voting for unlikely winners”

    An early congrats from me white feminists.  Or will it be Koch Bros for being mad at Drumpf?

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      Squib308myopicprophet
      8/15/18 4:31pm

      “salt-white” - seriously, they got nothin’ better to do with their time? I guess their DC rally turned out to be shit, so maybe they were at home on their internets looking for something to make themselves feel better.

      Hard to imagine the Police getting beaten (!) by Mitch McConnell.

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      Bourbon_motorcycles_dont_mixmyopicprophet
      8/15/18 6:20pm

      I’m sitting here trying to figure their motives for “skewing” the results and I’m drawing a blank. Do they want their favorite to win? The one the like the least? I’m giving up before I have an aneurism.

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    Kaiser KhanMichael Harriot
    8/15/18 4:42pm

    I just.....I just don’t know how Tomi Lahren is going to loose this one.

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      Mercenary ChefKaiser Khan
      8/16/18 3:07am

      Vote tampering. The Salt-White are going to skew it so that their favorite Fap News ‘personality' doesn't 'win'.

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    hocuspocusoctopusMichael Harriot
    8/15/18 3:35pm

    Whoa! White Feminists with the upset.

    Let’s keep that same energy going.

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    GreatScottMichael Harriot
    8/15/18 3:13pm

    I’m still pissed that McConnell was bracketed vs. the police! And advanced! Gonna console myself that maybe the cops were ousted because it wasn’t just the white ones who were reeking havoc. And Mitch is evil to the core.

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    BlackMage2030Michael Harriot
    8/16/18 8:51am

    I cannot believe white feminists beat out Fox News.

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