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TrumpsTinyHandsMichael Harriot
8/12/18 3:09pm
I just got back from the International Space Station just in time to comment on this article. Oh, what, you don’t believe that I am an astronaut?!? You checked with NASA and the ESA and I am not on the list of ISS astronauts??!!?
Oop. My wife just had a heart attack and I need to focus on the health of my family and not all you haters with your fake news. Also, I was valedictorian of my class at Harvard.... but I need to run to the hospital.
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  crouching tigerTrumpsTinyHands
  8/13/18 12:55am
  Fake news includes accurately reporting a candidate’s lies.
  I’ll never forgive 45* for mainstreaming the notion of fake news.
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  EMariusTrumpsTinyHands
  8/13/18 8:08am
  Greeting Mr TrumpsTinyHands for just 1 Billion Rubles (payable in bitcoin), Russian Space agency Roscosmos will confirm you where glorious cosmonaut aboard ISS.
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Creflow DollarsMichael Harriot
8/12/18 2:29pm
About 40 of my HS classmates (out of 350ish students) went to Miami of Ohio and it was always odd to me how many of them acted like it was some sort of accomplishment to go there (Im from a suburb of Cleveland). This article pleases me greatly.
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  MajorBurnCreflow Dollars
  8/12/18 4:07pm
  I mean, my town is also shitty in a lot of places, so when people say they went to the local CC, I’m good. That can be a fucking herculean effort, and there was some shitty ass billing and threats of not graduating till payday involved for many.
  I am always good on all of them for doing something.
  In my probably terrible opinion, I wish the states paid for the college and in addition to the specific major, I want everyone to get the fucking African-American and Women’s studies. Like, as a fucking requirement. I just want people to have the best info available before they (in smaller numbers than before) shit on poor colored people. Because post info, a lot won’t. White Supremacy is dumb. Knowledge won’t stop it, but it’ll take 3 legs of the AT/AT.
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  Cicely's Side-EyeCreflow Dollars
  8/12/18 5:44pm
  It’s the state’s top Almost-An-Ivy.
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K__Michael Harriot
8/12/18 2:52pm
She probably thought nobody would care enough. I wonder where she got the fake diploma from? and how long she has had it? She would have been better off saying she graduated from a defunct college. Im sure there are tons of colleges that are no longer around that were around in 1996. At least then it would be harder for people to verify
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  JFischerK__
  8/12/18 3:51pm
  She got the fake diploma from the University of Photomanipulation.
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  LoveInTheTimeOfDysenteryK__
  8/13/18 9:43am
  That’s been bugging me too. How did she get her hands on the faked material AND get it framed in time to respond to the story? I’m almost impressed by her hustle in this situation
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The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabyStepsMichael Harriot
8/12/18 2:35pm
It seems that her Republican game is not too strong. She gets points for lying. She also gets points for getting that fake diploma. She gets more points for using the phrase “fake news” when she is caught lying redhanded. I’m too lazy to see if she name called so I can’t allocate points in this very, very vital area. That said, what is clear is that she then retreats by going silent and deleting posts. Given this last bit of spinelessness, it is clear that she is not fit to represent deplorables. The Republican party should wash their hands of her.
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  Sassinak11The Ghost of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AKA BabySteps
  8/13/18 3:40am
  Given how they are, most likely they will put her forward as a front runner in a different state.
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  KristosSassinak11
  8/13/18 10:38am
  Would anyone even notice? I mean, a Becky is a Becky...
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GodDamnTheseElectricSexPantsMichael Harriot
8/12/18 4:01pm
I also had a cardiac event while reading this.
It went from resting heart rate to whatever level supports laughter.
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BrwnskngurlMichael Harriot
8/12/18 4:14pm
You out one of theirs, they’ll come for you and use one of their own to do it....
In other news....ex-white girlfriend of Keith Ellison says he’s guilty of domestic violence.... Another one bites the dust...
Like Joy Reid, Al Franken, these neo nazis and FOX news minions are playing for keeps. Franken’s accuser had known ties to Hannity....Joy Reid has DJTjr on her tail.... Ellison should have known better....
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  Prostate of Dorian GrayBrwnskngurl
  8/12/18 6:22pm
  There were 8 people that accused Franken. Let's not ignore the MeToo reality just because the guy was a Democrat.
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  FuckerCarlsonBrwnskngurl
  8/12/18 9:02pm
  ex-white girlfriend
  Damn, Keith Ellison was dating Rachel Dolezal?!
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BadOmbreMichael Harriot
8/13/18 1:41am
So, first Ms. Howard was all like...
And by the end of this she was all like...
She’s a scammer, y’all.
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LawrenceMichael Harriot
8/13/18 10:56am
Becky with the Bad Diploma
I’m terrible for laughing at that.
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  Waffle SaadiqLawrence
  8/13/18 1:02pm
  I was shooting for #NODEGREENANCY
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JustMy2CentsMichael Harriot
8/12/18 6:33pm
Lol damn, what else has she lied about? Is the man even her husband? Are they really married?
But this is the kinda stuff I expected from Trump if he ever showed his tax returns or transcripts when he claimed he finished the top of his class and has an MBA.
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BadOmbreMichael Harriot
8/13/18 1:31am
Is it horrible that I look at the picture and then red the title and thought “Well, at least she didn’t caught saying a racial slur/profess her undying belief in Bigfoot/confess to sexually assaulting a colleague on camera?”
Like, lying about her education is such a quaint and old-fashioned thing to be concerned about from a Republican politicians, these days. More of these scandals, please.
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