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    "Hachi"Monique Judge
    7/06/18 7:07pm

    I am Team Drums because im not gonna suck the meat unless its man meat sooooo

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      Monique Judge"Hachi"
      7/06/18 7:11pm

      Ma’am

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      chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfastgotbanned"Hachi"
      7/06/18 7:18pm

      *dead*

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    YeshaMonique Judge
    7/06/18 6:40pm

    You Shake n Bake eating ass!! Baked is not fried. You also eat Miracle Whip, so don’t ever write about food again! lol.

    And yes, the breasts are best.

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      Monique JudgeYesha
      7/06/18 7:01pm

      LMAO. Could you not?

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      "Hachi"Yesha
      7/06/18 7:03pm

      Yesha! Breasts? Really?

      - Team Thighs

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    ThirdAmendmentManMonique Judge
    7/06/18 7:04pm

    I never understood the whole fried chicken and watermelon shit.

    Like, who the fuck doesn’t love fried chicken and watermelon?

    Kool Aid isn’t my thing though.

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      "Hachi"ThirdAmendmentMan
      7/06/18 7:08pm

      Team Tang

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      ThirdAmendmentMan"Hachi"
      7/06/18 7:09pm

      I don’t like fruit flavored beverages (OJ and mango juice are the shit though).

      Iced tea all the way. 

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    AuntBeetsyreduxMonique Judge
    7/06/18 6:39pm

    I just want to know who doesn’t like fried chicken, watermelon, and kool-aid?

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      MatisyahuSeriousAuntBeetsyredux
      7/06/18 6:41pm

      liars, i suppose.

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      Mercenary ChefAuntBeetsyredux
      7/06/18 7:55pm

      I try not to eat fried chicken much, anymore, because reasons, but anyone who says they don't 'like' it is lying through their grease-stained teeth.

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    Not Enough Day DrinkingMonique Judge
    7/06/18 6:39pm

    I do eat wings, but I prefer flats over drums.

    I’m sorry no one raised you right, but at least you didn’t say boneless, cuz then we couldn’t be friends.  

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      Monique JudgeNot Enough Day Drinking
      7/06/18 7:22pm

      WTF? You were bae for the longest. Now I am questioning ALL my decisions, homey. 

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      Freak0nautMonique Judge
      7/06/18 7:27pm

      Fried chicken isn’t even good. There I said it. That shit is gross. And it has bones in it. What kind of food has bones in it? Bones are not edible!

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      BOOM!!! HOT TAKE.

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    Texan2203Monique Judge
    7/06/18 7:16pm

    I’ve never understood why people prefer certain parts. Shit if it seasoned good and fried right it doesn’t matter to me. Now for wings, if it’s like wing stop or Bonchon, then it’s flats. You slowly slide the two pieces apart then dive in and enjoy what’s in the middle. But you have to take your time and savor the flavor. 

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      MatisyahuSeriousTexan2203
      7/06/18 7:30pm

      I’ve never understood why people prefer certain parts.

      because they taste different?

      thigh or die.

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      Mercenary ChefTexan2203
      7/06/18 7:48pm

      “You slowly slide the two pieces apart then dive in and enjoy what’s in the middle. But you have to take your time and savor the flavor.”

      I’m no longer certain we’re taking about chicken...

      But I share the sentiment, either way.

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    QueenVictoriasCorsetKatanaMonique Judge
    7/06/18 6:27pm

    I eat it at least once a week (ugh, my heart! Elizabeth..I’m coming...) and give zero fucks what it looks like or if it’s funny to any of my white acquaintances. Funny enough, my Central American friends understand and feel me completely.

    I’ll have the half chicken dark with mild sauce in a cup and ALL THE FRIES YOU CAN GIVE ME. Cook’em hard.

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    chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfastgotbannedMonique Judge
    7/06/18 6:39pm

    I love fried chicken too and I am drooling here.

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    Mercenary ChefMonique Judge
    7/06/18 8:00pm

    If it can be fried into golden, juicy deliciousness, I will be there.

    With a bib.

    Meat sweats be damned.

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      PsiPhiGrrrlMercenary Chef
      7/06/18 8:22pm

      If it can be fried into golden, juicy deliciousness, I will be there

      Agreed, but it ruined so many healthy foods for me - eggplant, zucchini, okra, squash, peppers - they all taste better fried.

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      Mercenary ChefPsiPhiGrrrl
      7/06/18 8:43pm

      Tempura fried eggplant drizzled with a sweet miso glaze was one of the best things I ever learned how to make when I worked at a ramen/sushi place.

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    Prostate of Dorian GrayMonique Judge
    7/06/18 7:50pm

    Flats rule!  And fried chicken is hands down my favorite food on this planet.  I had some earlier today.   And Wednesday, and last Saturday, and... never mind.  

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      carlvenkmanProstate of Dorian Gray
      7/06/18 8:52pm

      I was a drummer for the longest time. But hopefully wisdom comes with age. Flats!

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      KC Complains A Lotcarlvenkman
      7/07/18 10:43am

      You, Monique, Gray and my fiancee are all weird. You’re weird and I don’t understand anything you do.

      Team Drums 4 Life.

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