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    YeshaBreanna Edwards
    7/06/18 12:14pm

    When the unseasoned can’t even tell what seasonings are.

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      Breanna EdwardsYesha
      7/06/18 12:17pm

      The unseasoned are SHOOK 

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      I'm right on top of that RoseYesha
      7/06/18 1:12pm

      With a last name like McCormick, you would think he would be somewhat familiar with seasonings.......

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    HoustonDude2016Breanna Edwards
    7/06/18 12:10pm

    There is no wrath quite like an insecure White dude who gets his feelings hurt when he perceives someone disrespecting his authority.

    This time, thank goodness, no one was shot for it.

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      Yes...They Are Real!HoustonDude2016
      7/06/18 12:28pm

      Surprise in the story for me was that the clueless cop didn’t try to placing the employee(s) under arrest by pulling some kind of anti-food contamination/tampering law outta his ass. Even though I’m certain that is what he was gunning for. Cause you know how they do, how they get down.

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    MikeBreanna Edwards
    7/06/18 12:32pm

    Wait... salt and pepper are considered seasoning? but they are so... basic...

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      kafrometMike
      7/06/18 12:41pm

      They are, but in the same way that “beige” is considered a color.

      It’s mostly just a technicality.

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      TheDrDonna Wants a Buppet of Copcornkafromet
      7/06/18 1:04pm
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    TheseCommentsHaveBeenTakenOutOfContextBreanna Edwards
    7/06/18 12:32pm

    I just read the headline and could not stop laughing. This story has everything: Florida, a fearful officer (seriously check this MF because he is one step away from killing someone), fast food with seasoning (hell, I didn’t even know they seasoned that shit), and finally this fucker said he tossed the food out of the window, OUT OF THE WINDOW?!?!, that’s littering, someone write this bitch a ticket for littering stat!

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      Mr.DuckSauceTheseCommentsHaveBeenTakenOutOfContext
      7/06/18 12:42pm

      Sounds like a white cop, not knowing about laws and shit and given a gun.

      Littering is a crime you stupid cop.

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      speteTheseCommentsHaveBeenTakenOutOfContext
      7/06/18 4:38pm

      Not to mention he refused to give his name to Burger King, insisted he only be addressed as “police officer,” then shat his pants with paranoia when his ticket had “police officer” on it. THAT’S THE ONLY NAME YOU GAVE THEM, BARNEY FIFE!

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    ForgotmydamnloginsopassmetheburnerBreanna Edwards
    7/06/18 12:21pm

    “The atmosphere that we’re dealing with as police officers today. I perceived that somebody messed with my food,” he added.

    I think I get it now! The climate they’re dealing with... which they created and continue to contribute and actively cultivate... is what has this man so shook that he’s bout to arrest everyone behind the counter for conspiracy to poison a police officer. What did he think he was gonna do, head back in there and show them the full reach of the law? Oh right, he saw the pepper and feared for his life. 

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      BIMming ItForgotmydamnloginsopassmetheburner
      7/06/18 3:55pm

      The never ending string of “People are mean to us just because we’re abusing our authority” complaints is insane to me... yet, it persists. Trump doesn’t feel like he can get an unbiased judge because he attacks the entire Justice system, this asshole (who is clearly being an asshole) feels dejected because people treat him like an asshole.

      It’s exhausting.

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    kidelo gave up commenting for 2019Breanna Edwards
    7/06/18 12:18pm

    It was SALT AND PEPPER all along? The fine police officer couldn’t solve this mystery on his own?

    Good thing they don’t use Seasoning Salt!

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      imperatorvultkidelo gave up commenting for 2019
      7/06/18 12:29pm

      He would have reported it as an anthrax attack.

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      KC Complains A Lotkidelo gave up commenting for 2019
      7/06/18 1:49pm

      I often say most cops don’t want to do basic police work, but this is fucking ridiculous.

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    Mr.DuckSauceBreanna Edwards
    7/06/18 12:41pm

    White people are so bland in their lives and their food that their ignorance is so smh, cringy, stupid.

    He is the Karen of a white man, an unseasoned mess.

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      Mr.DuckSauceMr.DuckSauce
      7/06/18 1:27pm

      Don’t feed the racist troll Rico username.

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      Mr.DuckSauceMr.DuckSauce
      7/07/18 12:29am
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      Ok, old white woman, keep being so up your own ass and telling other how they should always pretend the world works the way you think it works. It must be so nice identifying as everything but the privelege of one and is left in your bubble. It’s all about you boo boo and how you view things that everyone else doesn’t understand, like your inability to learn about sarcasm or jokes.

      Please people, dismiss this troll.

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    MrDioneoBreanna Edwards
    7/06/18 12:42pm

    Suspects a crime has been committed and then tosses away the evidence... What a seasoned cop that guy is.

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      MatisyahuSeriousMrDioneo
      7/06/18 1:27pm

      littered away, to boot.

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      usedtobehereMrDioneo
      7/06/18 1:39pm

      seasoned cop

      *rimshot*

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    MishaBitesBreanna Edwards
    7/06/18 12:16pm

    Seriously, your name is “Police Officer?” What a pathetic fucking douche.

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      Martian LawMishaBites
      7/06/18 1:24pm

      That’s Officer Police Officer to you!

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      SarahMishaBites
      7/06/18 1:38pm

      Seriously. Smug mofo to answer that way. 

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    NycknameBreanna Edwards
    7/06/18 12:28pm

    Wonder what he’d’ve done if he’d been given

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      kidelo gave up commenting for 2019Nyckname
      7/06/18 5:33pm

      You know the only thing Officer P. Officer is pushing is stalled cars out of traffic

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