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    KC Complains A LotStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/05/18 12:02pm

    I’ll never get why a man who watched Donald Trump be disloyal as fuck to *checks notes* every human he’s ever met, and then when it came back to bite him in the ass, was shocked that Trump didn’t defend him.

    Donald Trump’s only loyalty is to himself. If tomorrow Ivanka got handcuffed the only thing that would happen is Trump’s decrepit, incestuous old dick would twitch a little at the thought of a blond woman in handcuffs, then he’d go back to watching Fox News and eating KFC.

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      okiedokieokieKC Complains A Lot
      7/05/18 12:10pm

      They defend him because he’s got shit on them. You know how Lindsay Graham just savaged Trump every chance he got and suddenly became his number one cheerleader?  We all know what that secret is.  But that’s how he does it. Guaranteed. 

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      Tall Glass Of CakeKC Complains A Lot
      7/05/18 12:16pm

      “I’ve made a huge mistake.”

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    ThoseAreDigimonStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/05/18 11:50am

    So now, I guess we have to wait until Cohen releases a drunk IG story in which he tells it all.

    Someone get that man some Ambien. He just might start a Twitter feud with the The Don and lob racial slurs at him!

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      FiveLiters1ThoseAreDigimon
      7/05/18 3:54pm
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      *shrug* I just want him to get drunk and post like “Hey Donald!”

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    dizze79Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/05/18 12:52pm

    Just out of curiosity....why are there so many pics of Cohen wearing that horrid plaid blazer/suit jacket/whatever you want to call it? Every time I see it, I imagine that he’s a cross between Jerry Seinfeld and Goodfellas. 

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      rusholmeruffiandizze79
      7/05/18 1:13pm

      Guy’s basically a used car salesman who got in over his head, so...not far off.

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      dizze79rusholmeruffian
      7/05/18 1:24pm

      It’s mind-boggling to me that we’re dealing with so much soap opera-style drama in our government while there’s so much other important things happening in the world. Granted, that soap opera drama is driving a lot of the other issues to a tipping point, but damn.....the U.S. can’t focus on fixing internal problems, lest someone takes their eyes off of Cheeto Mussolini and his band of miscreants. Trump creates all manner of issues with other countries, then Sessions slides in the back door to try to roll back affirmative action as a whole. It wouldn’t surprise me if someone came up dead or missing (Cohen is my prime candidate for this) before it’s all said and done. Then we’ll probably find out that Kushner was Keyser Soze all along.

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    RedgalStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/05/18 12:07pm

    “Now, Cohen just has photos of himself wearing FashionNova clothing looking contemplative and unbothered with Drake lyrics as captions, noting that he has moved on.”

    Bahahaha, this killed me. 

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    scowlybrowspinster---Not just grey, NOW INVISIBLE!Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/05/18 11:58am

    Cohen: Ouch! These bullets! Ow! They hurt!

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      Bronx Resident Benjamin Whitescowlybrowspinster---Not just grey, NOW INVISIBLE!
      7/05/18 12:04pm

      “Oh, but someone that day overlooked to tell me bullets look better,

      I must say - brother - when they’re [not] coming at you [but] going out the other way”

      -Bill Withers 

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      scowlybrowspinster---Not just grey, NOW INVISIBLE!Bronx Resident Benjamin White
      7/05/18 3:22pm

      Any day with a Bill Withers quote is a Lovely Day.

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    Quantum Jimmies of Pangaean Are Both Russled And Not RussledStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/05/18 12:00pm

    Cohen’s lawyer had better have a really compelling sit-up-and-take-notice “proffer” for Mueller, something bullet-proof with outside verification. IMHO, the reason Mueller has not interviewed Cohen already because Cohen’s among those who will be prosecuted to the fullest extent possible.

    Most Trump’s political advisers are counting on a G. Gordon Liddy/Ollie North-styled fall guy to take the heat and cover for Trump’s culpability.

    Mueller won’t bite on a fake lead or stonewall, but watching the Trump old campaign staff sweat it out is the real pay off to the Russian puppet master.

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    GreatScottStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/05/18 1:38pm

    Relationship status: it’s complicated.

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    Rooo sez BISH PLZStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/05/18 2:09pm

    Fine, Cohen doesn’t have IG photos of himself holding a small puppy and looking at the sunset from his apartment window, but he did clear the president off his social-media sites.

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    BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/05/18 8:56pm

    Now, Cohen just has photos of himself wearing FashionNova clothing looking contemplative and unbothered with Drake lyrics as captions, noting that he has moved on.

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    BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    7/05/18 8:26pm

    Cohen is in his “Fuck it! We’ll do it live.” phase. Some might even say his...Joanne phase.

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    Seriously, homeboy knows he’s going to prison, so why not?

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