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    operativeBreanna Edwards
    7/04/18 9:50am

    Here are a few more details omitted from the WLWT article and interview. Damn shame the interviewer didn’t ask her more details regarding her criminal past.

    • Melissa Bergman, 30, of Mason, Ohio stole packages from the stoops of 28 houses over the course of two days last July with her children in the car
    • She entered a plea of not guilty by insanity but was charged and sentenced to 30 days in prison
    • Bergman said in an interview with NBC that she stole out of boredom and still has no idea what she was thinking
    • In 2010 she was sentenced to three years in prison for larceny after stealing from a store and then spraying Mace at workers who tried to apprehend her
    • She was arrested in November too after bedding a man and then stealing his credit card while he slept to shop at Walmart and book a vacation
    • Bergman and her husband Stanley are now estranged and have two children under the age of 5

    She has been arrested 7 times!

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      tealstaroperative
      7/04/18 11:20am

      Damn. This woman was a career criminal.

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      radderaroperative
      7/04/18 11:34am

      Steals a credit card and uses it at Walmart? At least make it to Target, girl

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    weapon-a the first try suffers no trollsBreanna Edwards
    7/04/18 9:09am

    Sooooooooooo the key to light sentences for felonies* is to not be in need of any profit recognized from the commission of said felonies**?

    GOT IT.

    *potential grand larceny depending on value of item stolen, potential tampering with U.S. mail

    **and to be white

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      myopicprophetweapon-a the first try suffers no trolls
      7/04/18 9:18am

      “There’s no words that I can ever say to describe how sorry I am for what I had done. It hurt ME tremendously”

      Hey, at least she is “sorry”

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      crouching tigerweapon-a the first try suffers no trolls
      7/04/18 12:07pm

      *** and to be a veteran

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    skefflesBreanna Edwards
    7/04/18 9:24am
     “I feel like I had everything that any woman would ever want,” Bergman told WLWT before adding, “I felt like my life was going nowhere. I felt like I had nothing to look forward to in life.”

    Why can’t (white) people learn to love what they have these days? It is always got to be more, more, more. This mindless competitive attitude is wrecking (white) America.

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      Not2Luckyskeffles
      7/04/18 10:23am

      Seriously, you want something to do.. get a job.

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      many bells down, now with .1% more pigNot2Lucky
      7/04/18 10:44am

      Read a book. Reorganize your kitchen. That’s what I do when I’m bored.

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    Raineyb1013Breanna Edwards
    7/04/18 9:50am

    Why do these motherfuckers always claim that they don’t want to make excuses whilst in the process of making excuses?

    Bitch needs real prison time. 

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      Foxstar loves BashcraftRaineyb1013
      7/04/18 7:52pm

      Given her history of theft and whatnot posted above, she needs that and to be seen by a shrink while she’s doing her time so that when she finally gets out, she can be somewhat mentally healthy and ready to make the most of her life, pampered as it is. Otherwise she’s going to keep right on doing insane shit right on up to the point that someone else gets hurt in her rush to chase that feeling of thrills that she claims is behind this.

      I’m sorry she had a rough time in the service, but there are hundreds if not more of Vets who have been traumatized by the shit they saw and had to do and very few of them are chasing the feeling by stealing shit.

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    borgohurisBreanna Edwards
    7/04/18 1:04pm

    I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again...white people are joyless. This is why they keeping trying to fuck up all our lives. Hell, when they can’t even fuck up their own lives with their antics of course they are going to feel free to try it with others. When you have no stakes in life you don’t care or respect yourself or others.

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      Tomi Marchantborgohuris
      7/04/18 2:16pm

      European Americans have no soul. They only operate with greed and self-interest.

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      Patriciaborgohuris
      7/04/18 3:41pm

      ,My exact sentiment. Now that is a classic example of white priviledge. Her sentense would most definitely been different were she a black woman. Also there are so many causes she could volunteer for if boredom was her problem. She appears to have a much larger problem than boredom. Pray she gets the help she needs. Her children need a sane sensible mother in order not to be confused about the world in which they live and turn into the same sick person . 

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    OMG!PONIES!Breanna Edwards
    7/04/18 4:10pm

    “I felt like my life was going nowhere.”

    Illustration for article titled

    That’s because, honestly, you’re at the finish line.

    That’s her house. It’s a 3,600 sq. ft 4BR/5BA McMansion.

    I have a house in the suburbs, a beautiful wife, two kids, two dogs, and a job with decent benefits that pays the bills, is only 15 minutes from my house, and only requires me to work from 8-5, Monday through Friday.

    And when you have that, if you’ve got half a brain in your skull, you do everything you can NOT to fuck it up.

    This woman is, quite frankly, a selfish, self-centered criminal piece of trash.

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    KinjamanBreanna Edwards
    7/04/18 12:43pm

    She sounds like a mom with problems. Just, a whole mess of problems. White privilege and all - but she needs help, and not just half-assed VA help.

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      MajorBurnKinjaman
      7/04/18 3:01pm

      Starred for the sentiment, though if this is actually some sort of PTSD, the VA may be one of the better places for her to get help/meet people who understand what she’s going through. 

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      invanzMajorBurn
      7/04/18 3:31pm

      PTSD makes people lash out, react traumatically, and have flashbacks.

      PTSD does not make you ride around in a car with your kids and steal your neighbor’s packages!

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    PaulMooneysTongueBreanna Edwards
    7/04/18 10:04am

    I got an idea that might reduce unnecessary police reports. 

    So all we have to do to get #BBQBecky #PermitPatty and her ilk in trouble is set out Amazon (or subscription boxes) deliveries for them to steal. It’s the #TrapABeckyChallenge.

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    10 to 15 percent nicer commentsBreanna Edwards
    7/04/18 9:34am

    lol I like how you took a mocking tone while writing about a suicidal veteran with ptsd. Guess Mental Health Week is over.

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      BlackMage203010 to 15 percent nicer comments
      7/05/18 10:57am

      To be fair: how many poor vets, minority vets, severely physically disabled vets, not-too-attractive vets, etc. with suicidal urges and PTSD are cooling their heels serving long prison sentences with scant chances given to them to receive the help they need simply because they aren’t getting similar slaps on the wrists as this lady with her extensive cries for help? 

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      10 to 15 percent nicer commentsBlackMage2030
      7/05/18 11:16am

      Don’t get me wrong, my sympathy for rich people is extremely limited. I think wealthy bored kleptomania is like, an actual thing tho, and mocking someone’s psychological problems just seems petty to me. 

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    myopicprophetBreanna Edwards
    7/04/18 9:14am

    “I am bored because I have everything so for excitement, I stole from other people to...um...have more stuff”

    k

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      Eustache Daugermyopicprophet
      7/04/18 9:54am

      “Serving in Afghanistan was so traumatic that I took up crime to feel alive like I haven’t felt since Afghanistan.”

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