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    dudebraMonique Judge
    7/02/18 10:58pm

    Dershowitz has no moral center. He thinks the law is just a battle of wits between opposing attorneys. There is no right or wrong to him and it is all just a game.

    It is not a game.

    Fuck Alan Dershowitz.

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      TheWorstofTimesdudebra
      7/02/18 11:38pm

      Ray Cohn was a tragedy.

      Dershowitz is a fart.

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      ArchAngelic45dudebra
      7/02/18 11:49pm

      I second that notion I’m sick of morally bankrupt shitheads crying foul foh snowflake 

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    Rebel QueenMonique Judge
    7/02/18 11:21pm

    Being invited to private homes is his right but having to bake a cake for gay people at your public buissness is government overreach. Got it.

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      RobbRebel Queen
      7/03/18 2:39am

      Here we go...bringing logic into an argument smh

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      RobNYCRebel Queen
      7/03/18 12:24pm

      Also, Why aren’t you tolerant of my intolerance?!?!

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    Rooo sez BISH PLZMonique Judge
    7/02/18 11:47pm

     Twitter is taking his butt to chuch

    Yo, Crimson – come get ya boy

     

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      It'sAllYourFoucaultRooo sez BISH PLZ
      7/03/18 6:35am

      Oooo...thank you for this delightfully snarky collection of tweets! 

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      I don't believe we've metRooo sez BISH PLZ
      7/03/18 8:35am

      Rooo, that was delicious. Thanks.

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    eoghan01Monique Judge
    7/02/18 10:55pm

    “He and others have demanded ‘trigger warnings’ so that they can be assured of having “safe spaces” in which they will not encounter me or my ideas.”

    I mean, that or they think you’re a dick and they don’t want be around you.

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      crowsfaneoghan01
      7/03/18 12:29am

      It definitely sounds like they’re taking the piss there. I bet they’re really enjoying the look on AD’s face every time he gets turned away.

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      Ray-Haneoghan01
      7/03/18 4:00am

      This is a great example of how everyday situations can be made to sound like they are following some ‘PC agenda’ just by using phrases that have become synonymous with social justice movements.

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    hocuspocusoctopusMonique Judge
    7/02/18 11:36pm
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      7/03/18 1:52am
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      STLOrcahocuspocusoctopus
      7/03/18 10:23am

      This? Perfection.

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    BadOmbreMonique Judge
    7/02/18 11:26pm
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    “Either you are for Trump or you are against him,” Dershowitz sobbed into his word processing program, “and that is all some people need to know to make judgments about you.”

    I mean, good. If Donald Trump ain’t a red line in America, then we’re totally gone.

    Cry some more, Derz. Your associations are trash, therefore you are trash as well. Your Fearless Leader is reported to have slept with a copy of Mein Kampf on his nightstand. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?

    Like, stop associating yourself with trash, and then maybe we can talk.

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      SmokeyEyedLiarBadOmbre
      7/03/18 8:04am

      What’s worse is the president may or may not be able to read, so Mein Kampf could have been decorative.

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      I Brain YouBadOmbre
      7/03/18 8:22am

      That guy whined his ass off when Ari Melber tore him a new asshole on Melber’s MSNBC show.

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    Cali4lifeMonique Judge
    7/02/18 11:29pm

    This might be a bit new, huh?

    A very wealthy white man crying tears over being shunned by very wealthy Martha’s?

    Also, Martha’s Vineyard takes on a whole new meaning after watching that terrible white woman slave fantasy show.

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      iculookinCali4life
      7/03/18 1:54am

      What would be the White woman version of a spiritual be? Adele songs? 😂

      But seriously, fuck The Handmaid’s Tale for appropriating our struggles to make a subpar story that White people don’t feel guilty consuming.

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      Robbiculookin
      7/03/18 2:38am

      #Facts

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    MisterMcGibbletsMonique Judge
    7/03/18 1:37am

    Can you even imagine dropping this kind of self-own? He’s not even pretending he’s being bullied by the state, or the larger culture, or some organized mob. Just straight up, “my friends won’t hang out with me anymore.” What the fuck could be inside a person to make them think they should publicize that?

    If I didn’t know better, I’d think he was pandering for an invitation to the other side.

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      Hamlet goes safari for allergy reliefMisterMcGibblets
      7/03/18 1:56am

      What a sad, pathetic old man.

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    Archaeyopterix MajorusMonique Judge
    7/03/18 12:51am

    Waaaaaaa cry motherfucker. Free speech, and it goes both ways, how about some CONSEQUENCES of your own, Alan DURshunBITCH!

    Like the Onion said about ‘try to stay civil, here’s some tips’:

    Consider that we all have different perspectives stemming from things like age, ethnicity, or level of racism.


    Recall that violently rejecting a tyrannical government goes against everything our forefathers believed in.


    Make sure any protests are peaceful, silent, and completely out of sight of anyone who could actually affect government policy.


    Give your political opponents the benefit of the doubt by letting this play out for 20 years and seeing if it gets any better on its own.


    Realize that every pressing social issue is solved through civil discourse if you ignore virtually all of human history.


    Remind yourself that you’re just two people having a cocktail at the same D.C. party and that politics is a game to you.

    This shit is not a GAME Alan DURshunBITCH; this is about America, every single action and reaction is about our whole country, our way of life, our future, every single one of our children and the world they will grow up in.

    The environment they’ll live and work and play in, the schools and education they will have an opportunity to attend and learn and grow through, the places they’ll be able to work at and eventually mature and that will enable them to be challenged and to have a fulfilling life with a family and personal life free of judgment and full of choices.

    THIS is what we are fighting for; THIS is why we will fight you, and mock you, and -- FUCK. YOU!!

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      CurieCatArchaeyopterix Majorus
      7/03/18 10:27am

      Can I please have a link to this article? I have some people I need to send it to....

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      Archaeyopterix MajorusCurieCat
      7/03/18 12:04pm

      https://www.theonion.com/tips-for-staying-civil-while-debating-child-prisons-1827147411

      Here ya go — it’s awesome!

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    GearoidDubhMonique Judge
    7/03/18 1:12am

    Dershowitz has been racist trash for years and everyone one from the Middle East, particularly Palestinians, have known it for years. All his talk about “civil liberties” is pure horseshit because he’s never seen an authoritarian and racist policy towards Palestinians he doesn’t love. He’s the epitome of a privileged and intellectually dishonest coward.

    This Trump turn is only surprising to the “white liberal” types who spent years ignoring his clear racism and declaring him an intellectual. He can rot. He deserves far worse than this. There’s blood on his whiny hands. 

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