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Prostate of Dorian GrayMichael Harriot
7/02/18 5:39pm
“anyone eating by themselves at a Chinese buffet”
I just want to read my book and feed my depression in peace. I'm not hurting anyone but my insides.
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  kidelo gave up commenting for 2019Prostate of Dorian Gray
  7/02/18 5:43pm
  I eat sushi by myself. I’ll move over, you come sit with me.
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  The Kinja AssassinProstate of Dorian Gray
  7/02/18 5:59pm
  Yeah, I’m all about lunch by myself. Doesn’t matter the restaurant. I just need to get away from people for an hour. I remember eating dinner at a Olive Garden and the guy at the next table was all by himself reading a book while eating his meal. I was low-key jealous. He seemed totally content. A good book and some carb overload? I don’t see the problem.
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L-GeeMichael Harriot
7/02/18 4:35pm
“9. Barefoot White People”
Man, this was accurate AF. Like...really, really, really accurate. I don’t understand how feet can get that way if one showers/bathes regularly...
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  ThoseAreDigimonL-Gee
  7/02/18 4:41pm
  how feet can get that way if one showers/bathes regularly
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  StrangerSnacksThoseAreDigimon
  7/02/18 5:06pm
  It me.
  I used to have soles like fucking leather from being barefoot in the city all summer long. Now I have soft pampered feet and I only take my shoes off (usually) on my property.
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VodkaRocks&aPieceofToastMichael Harriot
7/02/18 3:47pm
and whoever told Taylor Swift that remaking “September” was a good idea.
Also, Taylor Swift for remaking “September”
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  cdwag14VodkaRocks&aPieceofToast
  7/02/18 3:56pm
  Forget calling the police just beat her ass for doing that
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  MissKeisha23cdwag14
  7/02/18 4:27pm
  Beware! Ted Cruz might see this and use it in a congressional setting to deem it hate speech lol
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kidelo gave up commenting for 2019Michael Harriot
7/02/18 3:54pm
White people who knock on the door after the store is closed.
“I just want to get one thing.”
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  spidyredneckjedikidelo gave up commenting for 2019
  7/02/18 5:09pm
  “A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.”
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  kidelo gave up commenting for 2019spidyredneckjedi
  7/02/18 5:39pm
  Amen, word and Yass.
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THE DARK ONEMichael Harriot
7/02/18 3:34pm
i hate shopping because i hate being in the same aisle as people. any people. i hate it. i dont like to be around people.
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  Thettle down BeavuthTHE DARK ONE
  7/02/18 5:17pm
  Same here. Best time to go to the grocery store is as soon as they open in the morning, or the very latest they’re open at night.
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  bfredTHE DARK ONE
  7/02/18 6:30pm
  I’d like to reassure Michael that aisle-blocking is not some sort of microaggression, since it happens to me at least once per grocery store visit. Some people just have no sense of spacial self-awareness. My favorite example was a woman at the airport attempting to pull a fully loaded luggage cart through a gap between a post and wall that was a full foot narrower. She just stood there, trying again and again, looking totally bewildered. There’s no cure for that.
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ForgotmydamnloginsopassmetheburnerMichael Harriot
7/02/18 4:43pm
Michael Rapaport’s problematic ass. Tired of him.
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  Flamingo83Forgotmydamnloginsopassmetheburner
  7/02/18 10:04pm
  Crusty Mike is not problematic, he’s an asshole who hides his bigotry in Ebonics.
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  ForgotmydamnloginsopassmetheburnerFlamingo83
  7/03/18 9:37am
  crusty mike! taking that.
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llaalleellMichael Harriot
7/02/18 4:17pm
In my world, this includes people who brazenly try to sneak into my apartment building/work building behind me (not so much the lobby, but the elevators where you also need a key). I don’t like anyone doing that, but people used to expressing a healthy amount of entitlement get the huffiest when treated as the unauthorized trespasser and security risk that they are. Sounds like a job for law enforcement.
Also, there are few things that will stoke my temper quicker than someone blocking an aisle for no good reason.
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  Chalkylovestoskillaalleell
  7/02/18 7:52pm
  YES. I don’t know you, stranger, and I sure don’t want to let you in for a rapin’. Probably of me, to boot.
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  Seriously Mikellaalleell
  7/03/18 5:38am
  You do realize that looking and acting like you belong there is the basic social engineering trick to get where you don’t belong? Have a star for basic security common sense.
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cdwag14Michael Harriot
7/02/18 3:55pm
White people wearing Malcom X T-Shirts. Sorry I don’t trust you folks.
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  bfredcdwag14
  7/02/18 6:30pm
  White people don’t trust those folks either.
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smoke&waterMichael Harriot
7/02/18 5:28pm
White people who comment on The Root. Oh Wait...
Ummm....
My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and I smell like fast food. Yeah. That’s the ticket.
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  Rebel Queensmoke&water
  7/03/18 5:08am
  And I live in... France? We’ll go with France.
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  ThunderGoatsmoke&water
  7/03/18 9:58am
  Err ... my name is Betsy DeVos. School? What’s that? I like pens!
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jhota42Michael Harriot
7/02/18 8:47pm
Also, any white male with close-cropped hair and wraparound glasses should be kept under constant surveillance.

Michael, I love you, but I’m not sure calling the police on the police will actually work.
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