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    Mr.DuckSauceMichael Harriot
    6/04/18 1:15pm

    I wished after he revealed it was from Obama, he said, yeah, it’s from Obama you racist morons, have fun trying to live in the real world you idiots.

    I’m out this redneck town.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZMr.DuckSauce
      6/04/18 1:44pm

      They probably would’ve attacked him if he’d said that. Unprovoked violence seems to be their second language.

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      Mr.DuckSauceRooo sez BISH PLZ
      6/04/18 1:50pm

      No they wouldn’t, he’s white.

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    Angela HelmMichael Harriot
    6/04/18 1:46pm

    Black people wear Birkenstocks, Michael Harriot.

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      LeonTAngela Helm
      6/04/18 2:23pm

      I dunno, cause when I read “Like Taylor Swift music, Birkenstock stores and ... “ my first thought was, “wait a minute” then I said, “Nope, he’s right. Can’t tell you if I’ve ever seen a - hey, Stephie wears ‘em all the time.”

      Okay, so one black person I know wears Birkenstocks.

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      GoobermunchAngela Helm
      6/04/18 3:06pm

      In fairness, he didn’t say Birkenstocks are 100% White.

      He said Birkenstock Stores are 100% White.

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    Quantum Jimmies of Pangaean Are Both Russled And Not RussledMichael Harriot
    6/04/18 1:16pm

    You could tell these people “You trash rednecks can all eat shit and die- Donald J Trump” and they’d still clap and cheer.

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      DolemiteQuantum Jimmies of Pangaean Are Both Russled And Not Russled
      6/04/18 2:16pm

      He *did* say he loves the uneducated, and they love him.

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      Quantum Jimmies of Pangaean Are Both Russled And Not RussledDolemite
      6/04/18 2:22pm

      PREACH

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    Rooo sez BISH PLZMichael Harriot
    6/04/18 1:43pm

    Despite the fact that there are no publicly reported incidents of Donald Trump speaking in complete sentences, the audience did not seem to know it was a joke.

    The audience doesn’t seem to know much of anything. Fail them all and send them back to repeat all four years. *smh*

    *peeks* I don’t see anybody (yet) in the greys who’s going to act like they’ve lost their minds when dumb racists are called dumb racists when they act like dumb racists — but please understand this: you are called a dumb racist when you behave like a dumb racist. It has *nothing* to do with what you are or are not except how you behave ... unless of course you believe that’s how civilized people are supposed to act. Which it’s not.

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    Somebody earlier told me I was going to get a lot of use out of this lil’ gif. I was distressed as I’ve begun to realize how right they were.

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      MrDioneoRooo sez BISH PLZ
      6/04/18 2:05pm

      It’s not a gif. It’s a PNG file.

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      BantaroMrDioneo
      6/04/18 2:26pm

      I feel as if the scales have dropped from my eyes. Oh no, wait, that’s just sarcasm. It’s kind of made a mess. Sorry.

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    onecockringtorulethemallMichael Harriot
    6/04/18 1:18pm

    Looking at the analytics you posted, It doesn’t surprise me that school is under-performing. Shout out to Ben Bowling for exposing shit we already know about majority white american spaces.

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      crouching tigeronecockringtorulethemall
      6/04/18 3:34pm

      I’d be willing to bet that the dropout and pregnancy rates also far exceed Kentucky’s average.

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      Mercenary Chefcrouching tiger
      6/04/18 3:42pm

      And those are just the ones that got as far as highschool.

      Looking at you, Cousin Jethro, with your ‘fan-cee forth grayed edgicashun.’

      ETA: It was almost physically painful to write that sentence.

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    Mr.DuckSauceMichael Harriot
    6/04/18 1:12pm

    Hopefully, one day he can find the cure for racism.

    I heard it was right next to 116 kilos of cocaine and the cure for blindness.

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      ArturoMr.DuckSauce
      6/04/18 2:41pm

      It’s certainly not in Ambien!

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      The Intersectional Feminist part dosMr.DuckSauce
      6/04/18 8:11pm

      LMAO. Well done.

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    hocuspocusoctopusMichael Harriot
    6/04/18 1:11pm

    Jokes on those people cheering because that over-boiled, cheeto dust covered peanut has never said anything so lucid and to the fucking point.

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      Arturohocuspocusoctopus
      6/04/18 2:40pm

      He was born at the head of the table. That fat fuck has never had to work for anything in his goddamned life.

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    Someone CleverMichael Harriot
    6/04/18 1:50pm

    It’s really not hard to read most of that audience’s minds, during the speech:

    “Words, words, words” - blank stares.
    “Donald Trump” - cheering.
    “Words, words, words” - blank stares.

    Pavlovian Mouth-breathers.

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    BantaroMichael Harriot
    6/04/18 2:32pm

    Yeah, it’s ‘Trump Country’ - the students are all White and 80% are on free or reduced lunch.

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      crouching tigerBantaro
      6/04/18 3:36pm

      Enjoy your work requirement for Medicaid, chumps.

      *I am aware that they’ll be exempt from this provision. But I can fantasize.

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    Sarcastro6Michael Harriot
    6/04/18 1:10pm

    I would like to hold this story in my arms and rock it gently to sleep, such is my love for it.

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