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    The Kinja Caffeine SpiderRandall Colburn
    2/23/18 11:53am

    I’m going to beat up as many of them as I can get my hands on.

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      treatment_boundThe Kinja Caffeine Spider
      2/23/18 11:59am

      You won’t catch me, as I’ll speed off in my Lawn Wranglers truck:

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      The Kinja Caffeine Spidertreatment_bound
      2/23/18 12:06pm

      There will be others!

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    treatment_boundRandall Colburn
    2/23/18 11:53am

    I just got my wife to start saying “wow” like Owen Wilson. She’s 57.

    Her friends aren’t getting the joke. Surprising, I know.

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      greenspanDan2treatment_bound
      2/23/18 11:58am

      *I’m* not getting the joke, and I just read an entire newsfeed post about it.

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      Evil LincolngreenspanDan2
      2/23/18 12:05pm

      We all know that this is idiotic. But what this event presupposes is, maybe it isn’t

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    Martian LawRandall Colburn
    2/23/18 12:00pm

    I once picked up a woman at an Owen Wilson Wowposting and I’ve got to tell you the dirty talk was just Wow... literally.

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    Pope FrancisRandall Colburn
    2/23/18 12:16pm

    “Wow”

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    bfredRandall Colburn
    2/23/18 12:44pm

    Do screenwriters add a few “wows” when they hear Wilson is cast? Why does every director let him use the same inflection? Is it in his contract?

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    jorvackianRandall Colburn
    2/23/18 5:27pm

    I once sat a table next to Owen Wilson at a nice Indian restaurant in Vancouver, WA. Eavesdropping into his convo with that sweet Texas drawl is one of the delights of my life. He excitedly said when he got there “ I haven’t seen you guys since BOMBAY.”

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    DVRandall Colburn
    2/23/18 12:11pm

    I tell you one thing that really drives me nuts, is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in a band.

    “Who’s Jethro Tull?”

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    StegreloRandall Colburn
    2/23/18 11:54am

    Is anyone going to live blog this?

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    Semi-bored torontonianRandall Colburn
    2/23/18 5:27pm

    why tho

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    Dirk-SteeleRandall Colburn
    2/23/18 12:01pm

    Wow!

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