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    returning the screwDanette Chavez
    2/22/18 4:03pm

    Sorry. Amazing story but hardly movie worthy. And less so with the faith based attachment. That’ll surely be the focus for no reason.

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      Woke Skywalkerreturning the screw
      2/22/18 4:13pm

      I hope we get a scene where the atheist-Communist employee’s idea to put fish sauce on Cheetos was met with failure.

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      Doobiereturning the screw
      2/22/18 4:14pm

      While I concede that this sounds more potentially heartwarming than some, nothing says “the pitch team got wasted all weekend” like a biopic about the invention of the sort of thing that might appear on an office worker’s desk. This barely beat out 3 Post-It Notes with My E-Mail Passwords and Stapler: The Movie.

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    ExcitableMisunderstoodGeniusDanette Chavez
    2/22/18 3:59pm

    Hey that’s a super cool story.

    “DeVon Franklin, who’s behind faith-based flicks like Miracles From Heaven and Heaven Is Real, is producing the film”

    Oh.

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      ArgieBargieExcitableMisunderstoodGenius
      2/22/18 4:23pm

      I’m very surprised that a right-wing producer would want to make a movie about the success of a Mexican immigrant. I’d expect something more like Miracles From Hell (Mexico) and Mexico is Real (Build the Wall!)

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      cybersybilExcitableMisunderstoodGenius
      2/22/18 4:25pm

      I’m intrigued by the “rages-to-riches” angle. I’M SO MAD I’M GODDAMN FLAMIN’ MAD AND EATIN’ CHEETOS hey waitaminit

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    Jet JaguarDanette Chavez
    2/22/18 4:43pm

    The Founder...but with Cheetos.

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      Kawaii as FuckJet Jaguar
      2/23/18 6:56pm

      The Founder 2: Rise of The Big Mac.

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    Martian LawDanette Chavez
    2/22/18 5:29pm

    This whole time I thought Chester Cheetah had invented them.

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      Worthy RadishMartian Law
      2/22/18 5:48pm

      You know Cheetahs don’t live that long. Their on the 5th or 6th one by this point.

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    ArgieBargieDanette Chavez
    2/22/18 4:12pm

    Boy, just wait until Dotardo finds out the inventor of his favorite snack is a Messican...

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      returning the screwArgieBargie
      2/22/18 5:07pm

      To be fair. He doesn’t like them because of their taste. It’s that they match his skin tone so well.

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    DrunkenSupermanDanette Chavez
    2/22/18 4:49pm

    Will I have horribly burning bowel movements the day after seeing the movie?

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    TheGCUDanette Chavez
    2/22/18 4:33pm

    Fox Searchlight is prepping a biopic about Richard Montañez, the inventor of the spicy treats.

    Why?

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    returning the screwDanette Chavez
    2/22/18 5:09pm

    Also, not going to lie. I want to work at Frito Lay’s. I have a shit ton of food ideas. I just don’t have the confidence to be a boss. And oddly enough I am a boss. Ha, ha.

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    Woke SkywalkerDanette Chavez
    2/22/18 4:05pm

    TIL Flamin’ Hot Cheetos are Mexican food.

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    fritzmonsterDanette Chavez
    2/22/18 5:07pm

    I invented peanut butter on hot dogs. Where’s MY movie?

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