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    Derrick SanskritWilliam Hughes
    2/21/18 3:49pm

    I’m sorry, you forgot to phrase your tax reform plan in the form of a question.

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      bfredDerrick Sanskrit
      2/21/18 3:59pm

      “I have one?” was a question.

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    Martian LawWilliam Hughes
    2/21/18 4:04pm

    “I’ll take ‘Crackpot Theories That Will Help Me Get Elected’ for $200, Alex”

    “And the answer is - a picture of Hillary Clinton forging Obama’s birth certificate.”

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      Mr GlitchMartian Law
      2/21/18 4:48pm

      Buttery Males for $400, please. 

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    dirtsideWilliam Hughes
    2/21/18 4:22pm

    Pictured: Alex Trebek being held up at gunpoint. Not pictured: A moment later, when he single-handedly disarmed and beat the shit out of his assailant. Just look at that expression. “You’re a fucking dead man.”

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    You. Yes, you.William Hughes
    2/21/18 4:21pm

    If given the chance, he would not let the politicians get away with standard responses. They’d have to be given in the form of a question.

    Sorry. I’m sorry. I’m trying to remove it.

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    Mr. VanWilliam Hughes
    2/21/18 3:54pm

    I’m not positive, but I think Alex is only as smart as his blue cards. Wolf Blitzer is functionally retarded and Andy Richter is a genius.

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      CheboludoMr. Van
      2/21/18 6:06pm

      Well Richter controls the universe after all.

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    German Sense of HumorWilliam Hughes
    2/21/18 4:56pm

    “Now our next category...Dr. Dre’s Health Care Plan, where I drolly read lyrics from Dre while outlining your basic stances on the subject.

    It’s like this and like this and like that and uhh...chill until you can see your primary doctor, cuz unscheduled walk-in visits cost a G!”

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    decgeekWilliam Hughes
    2/21/18 5:46pm

    Oh nooooooo...sorry. The answer is gun control...we were looking for gun control.

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    BurgerOfTheDayWilliam Hughes
    2/21/18 7:52pm

    In related news, Sean Connery has just entered the Pennsylvania gubernatorial election.

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    SarDeliacWilliam Hughes
    2/22/18 11:16am

    This’ll only work if they give him all the correct answers in advance and require him to utter every sentence in that mildly condescending, lightly mocking, dismissive tone he does so well.

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    O's, Poes and BohsWilliam Hughes
    2/21/18 3:58pm

    Do they have to phrase their deflections in the form of a question?

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