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    ArgieBargieKatie Rife
    2/21/18 2:34pm

    Jurassic World 3: We Swear Nothing Wrong Will Happen This Time 

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      Murry ChangArgieBargie
      2/21/18 2:42pm

      Jurassic World 3: Our Safeguards are Foolproof! Seriously guys, they are this time! Where are you going? You definitely won’t get eaten, we promise!

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      CineCraftArgieBargie
      2/21/18 2:44pm

      Jurassic World 4: This Park is Totally Safe, but Nevertheless We Have to Ask Your To Sign This Waiver Because Even Though This Park Is Totes Secure, Our Lawyers Asked Us To Because Lawyers Amiright?

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    Pie 'oh' PahKatie Rife
    2/21/18 2:40pm

    Jurassic World: Cretaceous Drift

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    meahernKatie Rife
    2/21/18 3:05pm

    This is the one where the dinosaurs form an a cappella group. There’s the cute spunky one, the feisty one and the self deprecating overweight one. Gonna be a slam dunk.

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      Coati Tuesdaymeahern
      2/21/18 3:25pm

      Acca-opteryx!

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      Elrond Hubbard - Elven Scientologistmeahern
      2/21/18 3:35pm

      And then there’s the ho.

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    Kinja - The Cat Who Became A NinjaKatie Rife
    2/21/18 3:10pm

    Jurrassic World 3: The Jurrassic World Is Yours

    Featuring a soundtrack by Rick Ross

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      Elrond Hubbard - Elven ScientologistKinja - The Cat Who Became A Ninja
      2/21/18 3:46pm

      The Jurassic World Is Not Enough: With oil reserves diminishing, the grand-nephew of John Hammond decides there is more money to be made by cloning, killing, and accelerating the decay of dinosaurs so he can sell them as oil. SPECTRE tries to take over the island to control the oil, so Hammond hires ex-MI6 agents to fight back.

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      War of the Jurassic Worlds: The lizard aliens from “V” return, and decide the best way to take over the planet is make more dinosaurs and unleash them on humanity. What they don’t know is that a secret US government agency is already doing the same, and has found a way to mind control their creations. The city of Detroit becomes the final battleground, and few notice.

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      Jurassic World War Z: Zombie dinosaurs. GOLD!

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    Ob-La-Di HellKatie Rife
    2/21/18 2:39pm

    Jimmy Fallon was in Jurassic World, and he was not eaten by a dinosaur. I’m sitting the rest of this franchise out.

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    MJSKatie Rife
    2/21/18 3:18pm

    So the dinosaurs don’t all get killed by the volcano? Guess I can skip JW2.

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      MoggettMJS
      2/21/18 4:08pm

      Actually the third movie has nothing to do with dinosaurs.

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    RegisterSchmegisterKatie Rife
    2/21/18 5:21pm

    That rex looks malnourished.

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      bfredRegisterSchmegister
      2/22/18 10:02am

      It looks like someone took a page from one of those dinosaur books I had as a kid and put a sticker of a person on it. Presumably the final FX will be a bit better.

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    MoggettKatie Rife
    2/21/18 4:11pm

    I don’t understand the whole “Dinosaurs might be here after we’re gone” thing in the trailers at all. Large non-domesticated animals have very little hope of survival in the modern world unless we actively try to keep them alive. Predatory animals even less so. Notice how there are more dogs than wolves and more cows than elephants, movie?

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    Mouse MousemousemouseKatie Rife
    2/21/18 3:17pm

    Wait, there’s going to be a 2021???  Spoiler warning, please.

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    mumblesKatie Rife
    2/21/18 2:56pm

    I only liked the first/fourth movie because it sold me on the idea of Chris Pratt as Indiana Jones. Then that didn’t happen and I ceased to care. But here I am, still commenting. What a world man, what a world.

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