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    ArgieBargieSean O'Neal
    2/20/18 11:08am
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      Kirk Cameron Left Me BehindArgieBargie
      2/20/18 11:16am

      Someone add Oprah’s bees to this gif.

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      PopsArgieBargie
      2/20/18 12:23pm

      What an intricate human being.

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    Cooking with CranstonSean O'Neal
    2/20/18 11:07am

    On Shady Ground

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      ArgieBargieCooking with Cranston
      2/20/18 11:16am

      Hard to Sell

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      Martian LawCooking with Cranston
      2/20/18 11:22am

      Below the Law

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    h1ghf1Sean O'Neal
    2/20/18 11:18am

    I better check with the Nigerian prince that manages my money before I invest.

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      Ace42h1ghf1
      2/20/18 1:19pm

      Steven Senegal?

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      21stCenturyPeonAce42
      2/20/18 6:27pm

      *Stands alone among an audience shocked into silence, and applauds with booming claps until the crowd joins in, building to a rapturous ovation*

      I loves me a good pun.

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    natureslayerSean O'Neal
    2/20/18 11:09am

    We’ve progressed to the point where tech companies are no longer adding extraneous lowercase Is to the beginning of the product to make it sound hip. Now the i goes anywhere.

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      Azubnatureslayer
      2/20/18 11:20am

      Make sure the “i” is also upside down. It’s super hip right now.

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      GalvaTron Guynatureslayer
      2/20/18 11:23am

      The new “ieiiieeeiiieee.” This product must be amazing, it’s got so many i’s and e’s in it!

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    Reginald VelJohnsonSean O'Neal
    2/20/18 11:47am

    Oh, hello, American investor. I see you are interested in distributing Bitcoiin2Gen in you home prefecture. You have chosen wisely. But please - don’t believe me. Observe this commercial.

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      Kirk Cameron Left Me BehindReginald VelJohnson
      2/20/18 1:14pm

      “Hell-oh, fellow Ahmahrekahnsky investoringks. Mie nayehm izt Jeff Hogan. Yes. Much lykes yew, I wonder, ‘Hows cahn I mayke much monies in today’s market with discertainty and malodorous intentions of homozexual Zionists runningks world’s banks?’ Wells, imaginks no more...”

      [CUT TO RIDICULOUS, NONSENSICAL VIDEO CLIP]

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    Kirk Cameron Left Me BehindSean O'Neal
    2/20/18 11:23am

    I’m letting Seagal be in charge of my diet and my hairstyle, too.

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      Cayde-6's Unloaded DiceKirk Cameron Left Me Behind
      2/20/18 12:22pm

      If he becomes your interior designer, hopefully you can find a good deal on bulk orders of Tiajuana katanas.

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      CheboludoKirk Cameron Left Me Behind
      2/21/18 12:29am

      Grecian formula must be available in bulk at Sam’s Club.

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    DuffmanSean O'Neal
    2/20/18 11:11am

    All $4,278.86 - done.

    When do I become a millionaire?

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      Kirk Cameron Left Me BehindDuffman
      2/20/18 11:17am

      After you successfully sue Steven Seagal in a Russian court.

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      DuffmanDuffman
      2/20/18 11:27am

      Now it says that I only have $2,456.11 worth of Bitcoiiiiiin. They must be having some kind of an issue.

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    GalvaTron GuySean O'Neal
    2/20/18 11:24am

    Sorry, I’ve been investing my money in Seagal kimonos for years already. I have a feeling the market for them is about to really pick up.

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      JulianGalvaTron Guy
      2/20/18 6:02pm

      I am amazed they come in that size. Must be some sort of Sumo mail order firm.

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    swans283Sean O'Neal
    2/20/18 11:50am

    Steven Seagal has been praised by many as being a “...human being.”

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      Fofaloozaswans283
      2/20/18 3:09pm

      He is a roughly person shaped, bipedal creature. I can see why they’d think that.

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      marcus75swans283
      2/21/18 9:30pm

      A “somewhat boyishly handsome” human being, if his IMDB bio is any indication.

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    FrankN.SteinSean O'Neal
    2/20/18 1:29pm
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      Surprise PumaFrankN.Stein
      2/20/18 2:02pm

      Worst Bugs Bunny cosplay ever

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      AutopilotFrankN.Stein
      2/20/18 2:21pm

      “Nyeeeeah... What’s up Cuck?”

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