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    HuskyBroStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/02/18 12:33pm

    Shocking Associated Press Survey Finds That 100 Percent of NFL Black Men are Treated Like Black Men

    Even Ray Lewis?

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      What'sWhiteSalty&WetAllOverHuskyBro
      2/02/18 12:38pm

      Hehehehhahahaha!! Is that Keenan?

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      HuskyBroWhat'sWhiteSalty&WetAllOver
      2/02/18 1:00pm

      Yes. Yes it is.

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    Denzel WashyourtongueStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/02/18 1:11pm

    Money buys black men a small degree of insulation from racism but not protection from it. I’m noticing that once rich black men figure that out the better they become. To paraphrase the great Flip Wilson:

    “when I made my first million I was no longer a nigger. The only thing next was figuring out what I was”.

    Real talk.

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      rusholmeruffianDenzel Washyourtongue
      2/02/18 1:20pm

      One is reminded of how Young Thug said in an interview, “I don’t need to vote because I’m rich,” and not even a fortnight later was pulled over in his fancy Atlanta suburb and arrested for weed possession.

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      Denzel Washyourtonguerusholmeruffian
      2/02/18 1:35pm

      Cats like him don’t believe that voting is ever important wether they are po’ or rich. Having money emphasizes that pea brained ideal making it that much more impossible to reach him. Money justifies their stupidity, but time and again this country shows that they have just what they deserve for their ignorant asses.

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    Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/02/18 12:35pm

    That’s because they hate the troops and haven’t given the president enough credit for ending black unemployment. Just a bunch of ingrates is what they are. Now get back out there and entertain me.

    /s

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZNot Enough Day Drinking
      2/02/18 1:08pm

      blah blah blah blah blah SPLAT

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      faTALIAtyRooo sez BISH PLZ
      2/02/18 1:47pm

      I never get tired of that picture. Its not just the flag and the shirt but the shoes and the cup. Just everything.

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    rusholmeruffianStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/02/18 1:22pm

    100 percent of black men have owned a pair of Air Jordans at some point in their lives.

    I’m trying to think of any African-American man under age 45 who might not have...and failing. Hard.

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      Uncle Remusrusholmeruffian
      2/02/18 1:32pm

      Until recently, I would have been THE guy that fucked up the stats, but was given a pair by a dude who literally had a STORAGE UNIT FOR HIS SHOES that he decided he wasn’t paying for anymore. So, yup, we are now at 100% even without rounding.

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      rusholmeruffianUncle Remus
      2/02/18 1:35pm

      Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, that’s hilarious. An entire storage unit for his shoes? He must’ve had what, $20,000 tied up in there?

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    What'sWhiteSalty&WetAllOverStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/02/18 12:55pm

    I believe that white ppl are delusional, dumb, and ditsy at least 90%of the time. And then deaf 9%of the time. The other 1%actually listen and are aware. Since when have black ppl NOT expressed this shit before???

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    Pretty TerryStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/02/18 12:34pm

    100 percent of black women will crowd the dance floor when they hear “Cash Money Records taking over for the ‘99 and the 2000"

    Not just black women...

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      Nunna Yorz (Greys get dismissed with prejudice)Pretty Terry
      2/02/18 1:14pm

      That video is only 37 seconds long but it took me like 2 minutes to get through it. Every few seconds I had to pause it because watching her made me start to dry heave.

      If you have no ass, you should not be shaking your flat back to a song where the lyrics specifically call for you to “back dat ass up.”

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    AreyoureallylisteningStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/02/18 12:34pm

    They didn’t always have the huge salaries. They were in college until the age of 22. Also, I find it 100% unsurprising that a black NFL player would be racially profiled. I wish this question excluded “or someone you know.”

    I wonder how this would compare with the NBA. Especially if the question was, “since joining your league, have you been racially profiled?” I think that NBA players are less likely to be racially profiled since their height and hatless sport make them much more personally recognizable.

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      Prostate of Dorian GrayAreyoureallylistening
      2/02/18 4:11pm

      Thabo Sefolosha disagrees.

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    ColonelHotdogStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/02/18 1:36pm

    Oh, you sonuva...

    100 percent of black women will crowd the dance floor when they hear, “Cash Money Records taking over for the ’99 and the 2000.”

    Now I’m going to have teenage Weezy in the back of my head all day, going, “Na-na-na-na-aftah you backitup, then stahhhp.”

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    cdwag14Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/02/18 1:58pm

    In another shocking survey 100% of white people still don’t give a shit about these men when they leave the field. Film at Eleven.

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    Michael KingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/02/18 5:28pm

    BREAKING NEWS!! There’s bullshit happening somewhere!

    What - Am I supposed to be surprised? And somebody got paid MONEY to do a survey for this!?

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