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    Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/01/18 2:03pm
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    I’m pretty sure it’s Trump’s morning mantra.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZNot Enough Day Drinking
      2/01/18 2:36pm

      You only think you’re kidding

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    BigDadaCoolBreezeStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/01/18 1:54pm
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    CascadeHawkStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/01/18 3:16pm

    You remember that kid growing up who claimed he had an uncle that worked at Nintendo so he knew all the secret codes? Remember when he told you there was a way to give Guile a gun in Street Fighter II? How he had all the best toys but he wasn’t allowed to show them to anyone? How he had a Canadian girlfriend but she hated pictures? Remember how much of an insufferable asshole he was? That’s who was “elected” President.

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    BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/01/18 2:44pm

    I think he mistook his parent’s inability to get rid of him as “love.” Donald is the special kind of idiot who thought when he heard it that “bless his heart” was a compliment.

    He is a black hole of emotional need.

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    namastemuthafuckaStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/01/18 2:33pm

    I turned on the tv and heard him say ‘tremendous’ 3 times in less than a minute. he’s really, really dumb.

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    GreatScottStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/01/18 1:54pm

    Every time I see SOTU when it pertains to Trump, it always looks like it should be STFU instead.

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    BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/01/18 2:27pm

    If his mouth is moving, or his fingers on his phone...his lying ass is lying.

    He stays lying. This bitch lies more than Mariah Carey did on her lounge in her reality show.

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    Archaeyopterix MajorusStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/01/18 2:58pm
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    and now to someone who doesn’t need to convince us of his size:

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    KCJStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/01/18 1:58pm

    That’s why the Tangerine Taint did a second SOTU today to add to the numbers.

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    SarDeliacStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    2/02/18 3:52pm

    A dollar in 1994 had more spending power than a dollar today. Similarly, the US population has grown a smidge since then, so the raw numbers need to be adjusted to determine relative interest levels.

    Clinton drew 45.8 million out of a US population of 263.1m; 17.4%. *45 drew 45.6 million out of 326.7m; 13.9%. Adjusted for population increase, if Cadet McPleaseLoveMeDaddy here did his speech in ‘94, he’d have had 36.5m viewers, or ~20% less than Clinton.

    In other words, he’s a needy, lying moron.

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      Ray-HanSarDeliac
      2/02/18 5:59pm

      Wow, that is a massive increase in less than 25 years.

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      SarDeliacRay-Han
      2/02/18 6:36pm

      Well, we did have a lot of Democratic presidents in the interim, so that increase is obviously attributable to the flood of illegals just pouring over the border.

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