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    GreatScottBreanna Edwards
    1/31/18 8:37am

    Here’s a simple solution; if you are not a person of color and decide you want to do something for or to a person who is, find another person of color and ask them if they think what you have planned is a good idea...if you’re apprehensive in seeking out another person of color to ask, then you already have your answer.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers7GreatScott
      1/31/18 9:08am

      This is solid advice. May I add this to my upcoming “How to Be White (with a forward by Baratunde Thurston)?”

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      CousinPamGreatScott
      1/31/18 9:18am

      I have often said that I should start a business where white folks run their ideas by me and I tell them if the idea is going to get them dragged. I’d charge per project. “Should we move forward with this ad campaign that features a Black woman removing her dirty Blackness and becoming white?” would cost more than “Should I give my biracial coworker half a watermelon?”

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    TheEldreadBreanna Edwards
    1/31/18 9:19am
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      TaichouLanceTheEldread
      1/31/18 9:23am

      Since when has it gone past 0?

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      BlaqntelligenceTaichouLance
      1/31/18 9:43am

      Prior to the first pasty mfer landing on plymouth rock...

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    TheRealMarthaJones3.0Breanna Edwards
    1/31/18 9:30am

    “Happy Black Day”

    But she’s not black she’s biracial. She mixed. Both. Why are they trying to make her choose!!!!!!! lol.

    I’ll see myself out. 

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      JustPassingThroughTheRealMarthaJones3.0
      1/31/18 9:40am
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      ROTFL!!!

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      islabonitaTheRealMarthaJones3.0
      1/31/18 11:37am

      Yeah, tell her to call the police. But hide the black half of herself when they come. Too soon?

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    HuskyBroBreanna Edwards
    1/31/18 8:37am

    While I thought it was an innocent inside joke between employees who are friends,

    TRANSLATION: “Halfsy” can’t take a fucking joke

    as the owner I should have recognized the inadvertent message, stepped in and stopped this behavior.

    TRANSLATION: I should have never hired her half breed ass

    I hope “Halfsy” sues the shit out of these fools.

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      FlowStateHuskyBro
      1/31/18 8:50am

      Reaching as far into my (astonishingly empty) sack of empathy for those who are “unaware” of microaggressions against PoC, I just can’t seem to come up with anything here.

      Like, you have to be a whole other level of oblivious to not at least conceive of the hardship of having mixed ancestry.

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      DyoNicerHuskyBro
      1/31/18 9:11am

      The thing about white folks that can’t be ignored is how they OBSESSES on us.

      This is clearly the only person of color at this place and they just can’t stop thinking about her and probably the sex her parents had/have.

      You’re in the God damn majority. You’re in NO danger. You control EVERYTHING and this is where your shitty rotten brains dwell all day.

      “You’re the nigger baby it isn’t me” - James Baldwin

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    EvenBaggierTrousers7Breanna Edwards
    1/31/18 9:05am

    White Person: “God, can’t everybody stop talking about race? Why does everything have to be about race? Slavery was a long time ago!”

    (hands biracial co-worker they nicknamed “Halfsy” a watermelon on MLK Day while wearing blackface, a “pimp costume” and carrying a tiki torch)

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      RBG_til_I_DIEEvenBaggierTrousers7
      1/31/18 9:33am

      Now that I think about it, is Lady Liberty wearing a pimp robe (a la Hugh Hefner)? Is all that “give us your tired and hungry” spiel just pimp talk? Oh my God, she’s carrying a (tiki) torch.... I... I don’t know what to believe anymore.

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    VinBreanna Edwards
    1/31/18 8:36am

    “A wonderful minority employee”

    /strongestFacePalm

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      AmazingRayVin
      1/31/18 9:17am

      Since the whole thing blew up for “mistreatment and/or disrespect” of a minority... then yeah.

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      CousinPamVin
      1/31/18 9:58am

      I was like “Well ... you tried.”

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    cdwag14Breanna Edwards
    1/31/18 8:59am

    Please send this to Secretary of The Sunken Place Sage Steele who makes it very clear that she isn’t black, despite being Beyonce’s skin tone and having the nappiest of heads, she’s biracial. Guess what sweetie? No matter what you say, no matter how hard you try to deny it this is what they think of you. As for this young woman sue the hell out of these bastards and then find some place new to work.

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      TheEldreadcdwag14
      1/31/18 10:03am

      I. Can’t. Stand. Sage. Steel!! Secretary of The Sunken Place is the most accurate title you can give her.

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    Mercenary ChefBreanna Edwards
    1/31/18 9:02am

    I’m going to be the first to admit that political correctness is known to take a back seat in the kitchen in favor of keeping us all laughing so we don’t chuck knives at dumbass customers. But that’s because everyone gets in and is in on the jokes. We know what’s acceptable between us and everyone involved. The simple fact that these assholes couldn’t gauge whether their coworker would find humor in their ‘joke’ shows exactly what kind of shit-sticks they are.

    I was about to ask how tone-dead people are, when I remembered Lady Merc’s supervisor at her last job. Idiot was whiter and ginger-er than me, and somehow got it into her head that it was okay for her to use the N-word. Maybe because she once had a black boyfriend, or talked to the one black guy that went to Eden Prairie high school. I dunno.

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      IniquityDenMotherMark2Mercenary Chef
      1/31/18 9:25am

      There was one black person at an Eden Prairie high school? I’m kinda stunned about that.

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      Mercenary ChefIniquityDenMotherMark2
      1/31/18 9:30am

      Lady Merc actually went there. Until her dad got a job with Delta and they moved to Atlanta for a bit.

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    TheEldreadBreanna Edwards
    1/31/18 9:17am

    “A wonderful minority employee at Darb’s was recently given a watermelon as ‘gift’ from our employees that, while intended to be a friendly joke, was in poor taste and offensive, to say the least. Many of you have expressed your outrage over this incident, and you are right,” Hearit wrote in a statement on the bar’s Facebook page. “As owner and manager I take full responsibility. I saw the ‘gift’ and I didn’t stop it. In fact, in a lapse of judgement, I also joined our employees in signing it. While I thought it was an innocent inside joke between employees who are friends, as the owner I should have recognized the inadvertent message, stepped in and stopped this behavior.”

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    Quantum Jimmies of Pangaean Are Both Russled And Not RussledBreanna Edwards
    1/31/18 8:51am

    “... A wonderful minority employee”

    The owner has had a lot of luck (employee tolerance) until this point, considering he does not have the common sense or decency of a prison gang leader.

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      BigGnVAQuantum Jimmies of Pangaean Are Both Russled And Not Russled
      1/31/18 9:19am

      Does this business owner also have a part time job as Tweeter in Chief located at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, D.C.? Sounds like the exact way a certain someone would describe his melanated employees...

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