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JamieMichael Harriot
1/30/18 2:19pm
How many shots if you just aren’t going to watch it? I got better things to do like watch Black Lightning. Yall will inform me tomorrow and Twitter will give me all I need to know during the commercials of Black Lightning.
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  KC Complains A LotJamie
  1/30/18 2:37pm
  The Root is here to watch Donald Trump’s foolishness so the rest of us don’t have to.
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  JamieKC Complains A Lot
  1/30/18 2:45pm
  They do God’s work. Bless them.
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NopeNopejustNopeMichael Harriot
1/30/18 2:26pm
Y’all need to quit pretending like Melania is a princess trapped in a tower. She made her bed, she can lie in it.
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  JonsLegionNopeNopejustNope
  1/30/18 2:39pm
  That silly thing sold her soul for money and fame and now she gets to watch as her son finds out how daddy was getting spanked by has-been porn stars right after little barron was fresh popped out. She’s had plenty of time to dump that rancid sack of orangutan shit.
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  EnochNopeNopejustNope
  1/30/18 3:20pm
  She’s our own princess in the dark orange tower. (south park).
  Sad smile for her...
  Really, and her Barron too.
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hocuspocusoctopusMichael Harriot
1/30/18 2:35pm
*reads lists*
Why are you out here trying to give people alcohol poisoning?
Like others mentioned, I will be watch Black Lightning, and when that’s over, I’ll stare at the wall or something. Almost any option is better than watching the SOTU.
Goodspeed to The Root writers who have to deal with that bullshit.
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  The Intersectional Feminist part doshocuspocusoctopus
  1/30/18 3:09pm
  “Why are you out here trying to give people alcohol poisoning?”
  Seriously. I can do bad all by myself.
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  Prostate of Dorian Grayhocuspocusoctopus
  1/30/18 3:12pm
  It should come with a disclaimer.
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thatsnotyankeestadiumMichael Harriot
1/30/18 2:17pm
This is my drinking game. I am a white person, so it may be slightly different.
Trump is president: drink.
Repeat until conditions change.
(HuskyBro: the SOTU sounds like an excellent reason for me to start watching Black Lightning, now that I am caught up on Agents of SHIELD. Thanks for reminding me!)
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  JonsLegionthatsnotyankeestadium
  1/30/18 2:35pm
  Do it. Flash has been Trash since the mid-season break, but Black Lightning has been a great reason to tune in on Tues night.
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  Rooo sez BISH PLZthatsnotyankeestadium
  1/30/18 2:55pm
  I am a white person, so it may be slightly different.
  Well, you know, it might be.
  Because ICE isn’t going to show up and steal your blue passport and put you in a private prison disguised as an “immigration detention center” so IQ45 and Racist Sessions can make money (which for my life I still don’t understand how that’s not illegal, especially given recent developments as evidence of corrupt intent).
  So some of us can’t stay drunk, because we know we might have to run for our lives at some point.
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KC Complains A LotMichael Harriot
1/30/18 2:21pm
I ain’t watching this shit.
There’s so much better shit to watch, y’all. Don’t do this to yourselves, and don’t listen to post speech coverage where Trump is given credit for stringing two sentences together without screaming “NIGGER!”.
Did y’all know “Psych” is on Amazon Prime now? Or that you can watch Catfish on Hulu? Use this time to Hate Binge Watch Fuller House, or go out for a nice dinner with family.
Don’t give this fucker anymore of your life energy than he’s already taken.
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  TheBurnersMyDestinationKC Complains A Lot
  1/30/18 3:54pm
  Watch Full House/ Reading the Full House Reviewed blog is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. God was that a dumb show (and the blog is fucking hilarious).
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HuskyBroMichael Harriot
1/30/18 2:12pm
This is on at the same time Black Lightning. Of course Trump would interfere with black excellence
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  crowsfanHuskyBro
  1/30/18 2:16pm
  Why woud anyone watch the SOTU when they could watch Black Lightning? I know it won’t happen but I wish Black Lightning would somehow outrank the SOTU in TV viewership so we can laugh at Trump losing to a fictional black man. It would also do wonders for Black Lightnings profile if Trump starred hate tweeting about the show.
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ThirdAmendmentManMichael Harriot
1/30/18 2:27pm
Just wait until afterwards. I bet he mostly stays on script, they’ll bribe him with KFC and 3 Big Macs. And while it’ll still be a garbage speech and he’ll say moronic things that make no sense at all, the major networks (CNN, NBC, ABC) will bring in their “He’s becoming PRESIDENTIAL” bullshit. That will be the point I want to hurt other people (I don’t actually want to hurt other people, cops, please don’t show up at my door with toy guns to drop).
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  myburneraccountThirdAmendmentMan
  1/30/18 2:47pm
  “...he’ll say moronic things that make no sense at all, the major networks (CNN, NBC, ABC) will bring in their “He’s becoming PRESIDENTIAL” bullshit. That will be the point I want to hurt other people...”
  Every. Damn. Time.
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imperatorvultMichael Harriot
1/30/18 2:09pm
I wish it was Friday night so I could participate. I’m trying to set boundaries for myself :D
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  Babylon Systemimperatorvult
  1/30/18 2:14pm
  Me too. Time to go back to the gym. (but it’s cold out)
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  Rooo sez BISH PLZBabylon System
  1/30/18 2:51pm
  You need your home equipment, boo.
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cdwag14Michael Harriot
1/30/18 2:51pm
Uh Black Lightning is on tonight, why the hell would I waste time watching this asshole?
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Rooo sez BISH PLZMichael Harriot
1/30/18 2:51pm
If you’re like me, it’s hard to watch a man who looks like a microwaved circus peanut stand in front of a microphone and string together lies for an hour. It has been a decade since we last heard a white State of The Union so you’re probably going to need something to help you get through the pimp Don “Magic” Con’s address to the nation

We’re not to be doing any of that, though. We’re going to be watching Auntie Maxine.

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