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    Mortal DictataStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/30/18 11:57am

    They’ve also been invited to the “house of Representatives”, and yes that small h was intended, along with the mistake of it being the visitor’s gallery (plural belonging is visitors’).

    Was the design of the ticket some child’s activity given to Eric or Don Jr.

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      ColonelHotdogMortal Dictata
      1/30/18 4:25pm

      Well, if you don’t give them something to do with the back of the kids’ menu, they’re just terrors. You need to keep them occupied so you can enjoy your ketchup on burnt shoe leather and wash it all down with a Diet....

      *retch*

      Sorry, I tried - I just can’t...

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      BobHopesSexMachineMortal Dictata
      1/30/18 4:36pm

      When I first laid eyes on the ticket, I thought it was a game of “name 6000 things wrong with this ticket”, the first and foremost wrong item being President Trump. Followed by the misspelling, layout, stupid choice of black blurry font on darkish blue paper, so on and so forth.

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    MajorBurnStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/30/18 12:03pm

    Covfefe will be served, right? Need to stay awake during his bigly strange rants.

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      PaulMooneysTongueMajorBurn
      1/30/18 1:24pm

      Mad respect if you watch that shit tonight.

      What’s the drinking game going to be?

      How many times he mentions Davos? His Wall plans? Big Tax breaks bring in more $$$? Running DACA kids and shit hole folks back to their countries?

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      BlaqueBloquePaulMooneysTongue
      1/30/18 1:38pm

      Blaming hillary/president Obama for shit that happened yesterday and/or before they were born.

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    Babylon SystemStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/30/18 11:44am

    The mentally ill, drunk, racist uncles of the world suddenly have a President. (3 more years)

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      Mr.DuckSauceBabylon System
      1/30/18 12:25pm

      suddenly?

      My ass has been seeing this shit since when I learned how to think.

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      Babylon SystemMr.DuckSauce
      1/31/18 1:15pm

      Yeah, but this is first time a mentally ill, drunk, racist uncle has actually been made President.

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    Pink Floyd Mayweather IIIStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/30/18 12:22pm

    I saw a FB comment yesterday that said something like “Funny how Trump is being blamed for a mistake made by someone hired by Obama.”

    At this point, even the Russian judge has to give a perfect score to the gymnastics needed to twist every single fucking thing into a “Thanks Obama.”

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      nouniversePink Floyd Mayweather III
      1/30/18 12:44pm

      For extra credit, they could have thrown in a reference to Hillary’s emails.

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      Pink Floyd Mayweather IIInouniverse
      1/30/18 12:45pm

      It’s all about dat memo life these days.

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    MediocritesStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/30/18 12:03pm

    JFC, it would have been UNDERLINED IN RED!

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    decgeekStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/30/18 11:57am

    They are just covering for that inevitable moment when a thirsty Trump slurs his words.

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    Sweet Potato Sam AKA Party Leader of the Thundercrats HOOOOO!Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/30/18 1:19pm

    They can’t English during the ignorant, wrong-headed screeds, why would everyday life be any different?

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    EnochStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/30/18 12:46pm

    I’ll wait for Angela’s report.

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    PaulMooneysTongueStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/30/18 1:17pm

    Will Covfefe be served?

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