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    "Hachi"Monique Judge
    1/29/18 8:29pm

    Wow this fucking headline hahahaha 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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      Monique Judge"Hachi"
      1/29/18 10:22pm

      I miss you. I thought you didn’t love me anymore. And where is Hocus?

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      "Hachi"Monique Judge
      1/30/18 8:17am

      Im around and so is she. 😘😘😘😘😘

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    YeshaMonique Judge
    1/29/18 8:29pm

    Poor Kendall...does she even know where Detroit is on the map?

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      Monique JudgeYesha
      1/30/18 1:11am

      Probably not

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      BadOmbreMonique Judge
      1/30/18 7:12am

      She probably think Detroit is in Canada or some shit. Like, I’m sure she probably knows that it’s a cold-climate city, but I’d bet most people on the coasts - and her in particular - haven’t the faintest idea where any of these cities are in the interior of the country. lol

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    BlakeBortlesandJaymes: Thanos Won Because of NebulaMonique Judge
    1/29/18 10:23pm

    I can’t laugh at the Clippers anymore. They’re back to irrelevance

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    BrwnskngurlMonique Judge
    1/29/18 8:50pm

    Damn...I actually feel sorry for Blake. And he’s not just light-skinned....he’s clear, boo. :)

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    Cali4lifeMonique Judge
    1/29/18 10:37pm

    WDS - Warriors Derangement Syndrome. Its what the Dubs are doing to lesser foils, especially out West.

    Hope he at least has some Henney to keep him warm. Where even IS De-Troy-IT?

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    JustinMonique Judge
    1/30/18 5:40pm

    Monique, you’re so wrong for that. I can’t believe you dug out that old “Cold in the D” clip from 2009!

    Maybe the Pistons will win a championship in the next 5...nope.

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    infitinyburnerMonique Judge
    1/30/18 3:42pm

    i thought when they took GM duties away from Doc these bullshit moves would be over with. bullshit.

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    BadOmbreMonique Judge
    1/30/18 1:06am

    We are losing our shit here in Michigan. He will be treated as a god. We traded off an entire line-up to make this happen. And, really, even if he disappoints we can’t possibly more disappointed than we are right now. An 8-game losing streak ain’t a game.

    BTW, Blake, let me recommend your first stop: Henry the Hatter.

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    Then we got to get you over to J.L. Stone before they officially close:

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    You are going to have to look fresh as hell in the winter. When we get done with you, you gonna be looking like a Batman villain or Steve Harvey.

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    BadOmbreMonique Judge
    1/30/18 7:10am

    His reaction to the news was pitch-perfect:

    Honestly, though, I want to see him and Andre Drummond’s big, goofy ass click and just wreck some shit. Okay, so we’re not going to be the Warriors any time soon. I just want to see us be a top-flight demolition crew; that’s really all I ask for.

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    jystadMonique Judge
    1/29/18 8:52pm

    This has to be painful for Griffin.

    Godspeed, my light-skinned brother.

    We heard it’s so cold out there in the D.

    Oftentimes, I despair about the thought of moving from New York to LA. Then Jesus sends up stories like yours about Blake moving to Detroit, and I stop sniveling about the gauche masses of White Atlanta LA. Levels, always Levels.

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