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    Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/29/18 3:12pm

    My money is on Hope Hicks being the one.

    • She’s under 30 and Trump likes them on the young side
    • She majored in English, graduated in 2010 and somehow ended up White House communication director within 7 years after starting her career as a model in Ivanka’s clothing line in 2014
    • Trump paid for her NYC apartment
    • Reports are that Trump thinks of her ‘as his daughter’
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      sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameNot Enough Day Drinking
      1/29/18 3:16pm

      Same page. Especially since I read a story somewhere where they said she basically helps him get dressed.

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      KC Complains A LotNot Enough Day Drinking
      1/29/18 3:32pm

      Yup, it’s Hope Hicks. He ain’t about that Nikki Haley life.

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    bassguitarheroStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/29/18 3:20pm
    “Some of us love music without the politics thrown in it.”

    That’s because your politics are garbage and all your favorite artists hate you.

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      StartingOverAgainbassguitarhero
      1/29/18 3:28pm

      I’d bet that Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are both pretty big Nikki Haley fans. She’s basically a slightly more intelligent version of Sarah Palin, and they love here.

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      bassguitarheroStartingOverAgain
      1/29/18 5:05pm

      It must be a really bizarre coincidence that the only artists with politics resembling hers are all shitty musicians AND shitty people

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    sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/29/18 3:01pm

    She’s much too old and much too brown to be a Trump sidechick.

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      CroverlysTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      1/29/18 3:08pm

      Trump dated model Kara Young in the Nineties. He’d never marry a black woman...but as a side chick? That’s why I think Omarosa thought she thought she could override John Kelly...

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      sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameCroverly
      1/29/18 3:11pm

      Ok, ok. Between her and Omarosa you might be on to something. istill think too old though. My money is on Hope Hicks; The daughter he’s allowed to fuck.

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    meltingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/29/18 3:29pm

    Seeing that it’s Niki Haley ( why won’t girlie use her given Indian name, hmmmm?), I assume that you’re using the word think loosely. I don’t believe that a lot of that ( thinking ) goes on in her world.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZmelting
      1/29/18 5:00pm

      She’s having delusions of grandeur. Her, Ajit Pai, Paris Dennard, Omarosa. Not too many Latinos, off the top of my head. Even Ana Navarro has a clue.

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      Bowl Better Talkmelting
      1/30/18 2:30pm

      Same reason Piyush “Bobby” Jindal won’t. Willing to throw her heritage under the bus if it’ll help her advance politically.

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    disco_tango_whiskeyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/29/18 3:15pm

    I straight up get low key upset whenever I see Nimrata Randhawa because I think “How you gonna be a POC and be on team rethuglican? You know they think of you than less than.”

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    A Drop of Hell, A Touch of StrangeStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/29/18 3:20pm

    I can’t stand the woman and I’ve lived under her governorship. So I take great petty pleasure in saying that she is neither young enough, white enough or pretty enough for Trump. He’s banging Hope Hicks. But don’t use her whole name, please. She’s been called Nikki her whole life and got the Haley via marriage. It comes off sounding like the ‘Barack HUSSEIN Obama’ bullshit. It’s not coming from the same place but still, we’re better than them. Let’s show it.

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      AludraA Drop of Hell, A Touch of Strange
      1/29/18 5:39pm

      I don’t know. As someone with a brown as hell name, I feel qualified to judge her for whitewashing herself to gain political power. I hear you that if her birth name is being used to other her, it’s not cool, but I think it’s helpful context to identify just what kind of self-hating POC we’re dealing with.

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    BigPoppaSmurfStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/29/18 3:31pm

    Has “Nikki Haley boning Trump” really been that big of a rumor though? I rread Fire and Fury and never really gave any thought to Trump having an affair with anyone other than Hope Hicks. So why exactly is Haley having such a strong reaction to it?

    My granny always said hit dogs hollar so maybe Nikki has been letting that sweaty orangutan climb her back.

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    Noble DestroStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/29/18 5:49pm

    My theory is that Trump has a chest full of those mind control worms from Wrath of Khan and put them in people’s ears to make them act like this. It’s the only logical explanation to why so many formerly reasonable people have lost their minds.

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      Mercenary ChefNoble Destro
      1/29/18 5:58pm

      That’s... A reasonable assumption. At least, given the general reasonable nature of the administration.

      DOOOOONNNNNNN!!!

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    Michael KingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/29/18 3:08pm
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    KCJStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    1/29/18 4:06pm

    Well I prefer my politics without asshole reality “stars” in it, so I guess we all lose.

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