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    Advanced DorknessTom McKay
    12/13/17 10:59pm

    Just when I thought I couldn’t loath him even more. He’s treating this whole thing like it’s a fucking joke, and it’s not.

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      JustForThisCommentAndStarsAdvanced Dorkness
      12/14/17 1:25am

      I bet Pai admires a guy named Milo and a one Stephen Miller. He enjoys the hate, it drives him. Probably a rough childhood.

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      LadyDoomAdvanced Dorkness
      12/14/17 7:34am

      It feels like he’s parroting mr. Bean...

      He’s so smug and stupid looking -_-

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    animaniacTom McKay
    12/14/17 4:10am

    Don’t try to hide the truth from us, you monster. She’s to the right of the video, but to the left of Pai.

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      Tom McKayanimaniac
      12/14/17 4:40am

      this is low key one of the funniest comments i’ve ever received

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      JoshMCanimaniac
      12/14/17 8:29am

      #FCCNetNeutralityCheesePizzaHarlemShakeGate !!!!!!!

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    PVTom McKay
    12/13/17 10:30pm

    Pai can go fuck a tree and shove a dozen pine-cones up his ass. May he cover his privates with poison ivy and be covered in fire ants. May a dozen brown recluse gnaw on his crotch.

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      NightLakePV
      12/13/17 10:43pm

      lol May thirty praying mantises scrape out his eyeballs.

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      PVNightLake
      12/13/17 10:47pm

      Nah, lips and tongue. Leave the eyes... for last.

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    SpaceLawyerTom McKay
    12/13/17 11:37pm
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    This was the precise moment when my connection ironically slowed down and I couldn’t buffer Ajit Pai’s video about being able to do everything on the Internet without interruption.

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    OhhhhMyyyyTom McKay
    12/13/17 11:36pm

    This mother fucker is like the Big Bang Theory took human form and I HATE IT SO MUCH. Fucking millennial focus-grouped dad joke. Goddamn AI built by a community college fraternity.

    Never thought I would miss that Actual Dingo™ Tom Wheeler, but here we are.

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      IrvingLeeOhhhhMyyyy
      12/14/17 3:04am

      Come on, now. The Big Bang Theory is a fine, breezy, middle-of-the-road comedy. I don’t get why a vocal minority seems to hate it so much, almost like it’s personal.

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      Carl BOhhhhMyyyy
      12/14/17 8:33am

      ‘Fucking millennial focus-grouped dad joke’ perfect, except dad jokes are at least _ironically_ funny

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    PrivateBurkeTom McKay
    12/13/17 10:22pm

    Fuck this guy. Like, that’s it. Fuck him.

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      Wheel Of FishPrivateBurke
      12/13/17 10:25pm

      His smarmy arrogance and persistence despite public demands and all legitimate facts make him truly detestable.

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    AnotherEpochTom McKay
    12/14/17 2:31am

    This is a good watermark of how stupid your government thinks your population is.

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      AuthorizeduserAnotherEpoch
      12/14/17 8:08am

      By and large, they are stupid. Look no further than this comment section

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    Logos11Tom McKay
    12/13/17 10:39pm

    I think we should all make a pact here where if any one of us see this prick on the street, he or she has an obligation to punch him as hard as they can in that smarmy rectum knob of a face.

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      fallsdownstairsLogos11
      12/14/17 10:21am

      Deal. I’ll add him to the list. Sitting at the very top of the list of must-punch-if-seen is that dickwad from the awful real-people Chevrolet commercials. I swear if I ever see him, I’m going to jail for assault.

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      sallybannerfallsdownstairs
      12/14/17 11:40am

      “oh did I say there was only one? there are actually FOUR”

      no, you didn’t say anything about how many award winning douchemobiles you were referring to

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    Silverware GorillaTom McKay
    12/14/17 12:31am

    We’re going to triple the price of food... but don’t worry... you can still buy groceries!

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      Meanwhile, ElsewhereSilverware Gorilla
      12/14/17 7:19am

      But the grocery store is going to require an entrance fee, and add a service charge per bag you buy for them. Plus, they will charge their suppliers a stocking fee, which will also be passed on to the consumer.

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      DL ThurstonMeanwhile, Elsewhere
      12/14/17 8:56am

      And we’ll make sure that grocery stores have regional monopolies so someone can’t just come along and undercut their prices!

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    McRedheadTom McKay
    12/13/17 11:25pm

    This guy is like that one uppity asshole in middle school who’d never shut up about being better than everyone, but that behavior went unchecked for far, far longer than it should have.

    Someone needs to smack this guy upside the head.

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      AurizenMcRedhead
      12/14/17 8:14am

      He’s the type that would piss off everyone at school, then go running for the teacher when he had an angry mob after them. Probably also did it with his parents as well (piss off the neighborhood kids, then run for their mother or father when they had enough of them chasing them).

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