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    SpaceCopMatt Gerardi
    12/07/17 10:39pm

    I don’t even want this to be a game anymore, I just want Kojima to keep making cryptic trailers with his buddies Norman Reedus and Guillermo del Toro until he dies.

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      zzyzazazzSpaceCop
      12/07/17 11:07pm

      Don’t forget Mads!

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      Citriczzyzazazz
      12/07/17 11:18pm

      We are all mads about Mads.

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    L.S. DogMatt Gerardi
    12/07/17 11:37pm

    I’m still laughing like crazy at the fact that I have just seen a baby give me a thumbs up from Norman Reedus’ throat. That is the single most Kojima thing to ever exist, and I am better for having witnessed it.

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      TaumpyTearrsL.S. Dog
      12/08/17 7:59pm

      That needs to be the internet’s new favorite gif.

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    ThyasianmanMatt Gerardi
    12/07/17 11:28pm

    PT was amazing. One of the best horror games I’ve played. I would have loved that Silent Hill game as PT showed he was going to do some awesome shit. But I’ll settle for this. I assume it’s a horror based game given I haven’t watched any of the trailers for fear of spoiling anything.

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      TaumpyTearrsThyasianman
      12/08/17 8:02pm

      You can go ahead and watch the trailers, because they are surreal sci-fi nightmare short films that in no way give you any idea of what the story or gameplay are about at all. These things are pure distilled WTF?!

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      Semper fudgeThyasianman
      12/09/17 6:56pm

      For real, there’s no spoilers, watch the trailers.

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    apocalyptechMatt Gerardi
    12/08/17 9:13am

    “Shh - don’t even breathe.” <spastic, ludicrous light armature continues to flap about loudly as quickly as it can, for no apparent reason>

    Seriously, guys, it’s not even giving out much light. There are much better solutions there.

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      Moggettapocalyptech
      12/09/17 12:06am

      I think the light was a warning that the things are coming not a light source. And it sounded like it wasn’t really noise per se that was the issue, bur rather signs of life, like breathing.

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      apocalyptechMoggett
      12/09/17 7:08pm

      Ah, I suppose that’s a pretty good interpretation! Still, I’d opt for a less annoying-looking alarm system, if it were me.

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    BrickstarterMatt Gerardi
    12/07/17 10:53pm

    This game pisses me off because I don’t want to shell out $400 for a Playstation but clearly I’m going to have to.

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      returning the screwBrickstarter
      12/08/17 12:52am

      Slims were two hundred on Black Friday. Also, since the Pro is out maybe you can buy some cheap used or even new non-Pros.

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      Objectively Biasedreturning the screw
      12/08/17 8:08am

      Yeah Groupon was selling PS4s for, like, $229 recently.

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    SoyIentGreenMatt Gerardi
    12/08/17 4:39am
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      SoyIentGreenSoyIentGreen
      12/08/17 4:41am

      Okay, apprently I can’t delete this, so here is Death Stranding’s trailer, distilled fully.

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      TaumpyTearrsSoyIentGreen
      12/08/17 8:00pm

      The baby looked at you?!

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    Evan WatersMatt Gerardi
    12/07/17 10:47pm

    You know I’ve never gotten around to playing a Kojima game- I’m not even sure if there are any for the systems I have- but I’m so glad he exists.

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    Cooking with CranstonMatt Gerardi
    12/07/17 10:30pm

    Kojima makes some really great games, even if they don’t make a lick of sense.

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    SlamAdamsMatt Gerardi
    12/08/17 7:52am

    So confused and so intrigued.

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    kayoMatt Gerardi
    12/08/17 3:25am

    watdafuq

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