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    GhostofGhostDadRandall Colburn
    12/07/17 3:20pm

    Trump Jr. is like the son of a crime boss who keeps trying to prove he isn’t a fuck up but just ends up fucking things up more. Trump himself is pretty much just Fredo Corleone if he kept failing upwards instead of taking that one way fishing trip.

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      Jake GyllenhaalGhostofGhostDad
      12/07/17 3:29pm

      He reminds me of R.J. Fletcher’s son in UHF.

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      HammerstumpJake Gyllenhaal
      12/07/17 3:30pm

      “But, daaaaadddddd!”

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    Martian LawRandall Colburn
    12/07/17 3:16pm

    It would end as it always does for the Trumps. In bankruptcy.

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      StrelnikovMartian Law
      12/07/17 7:04pm

      Sooner or later that whole family will be found in the trunks of a series of domestic sedans, shot execution-style and limbs duct taped. Hopefully the trunks will be rigged with small mp3 players, so when they are opened the theme to Cannibal Holocaust starts playing right when the string section begins.

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    ThyasianmanRandall Colburn
    12/07/17 3:22pm

    How would it end? Jesus, he acts like it’s obvious how it would end. Would Donald Trump rape her? Would Jr. chop her down with a fucking fire axe like he did in American Psycho?

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      Dr Emilio LizardoThyasianman
      12/07/17 7:26pm

      He would grab her by the pussy and she would be so enthralled with his masculinity that she would never speak against the Trump family again.

      Then Donny would wake up.

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    Mr GlitchRandall Colburn
    12/07/17 3:13pm

    He’s right. Hopefully it would end with a stiletto to the junk.

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      jakeotiMr Glitch
      12/07/17 3:53pm

      Wait, which type of stiletto? Actually, I don’t care. I’m in.

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    Decepticons ForeverRandall Colburn
    12/07/17 3:35pm

    “After you did that, I’d pull your hair until you tapped out, and then I’d drop some elbows on the back of your head while President Daddy says, ‘Yeah, yeah, you’re a man now, you’re a real man now, you ain’t no sissy, you ain’t no sissy, you can wear a jersey in public with me whenever you want, I’ll even let you eat from the same table as Vanki and I,” and then BAM! Shows over, Hollywood.”

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    Archaeyopterix MajorusRandall Colburn
    12/07/17 3:51pm

    Jokes on you Jr.

    It ends with indictments, motherfucker.

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      Meanwhile, ElsewhereArchaeyopterix Majorus
      12/07/17 4:56pm

      That first comment tho. lol

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      Archaeyopterix MajorusMeanwhile, Elsewhere
      12/07/17 7:43pm

      LOVE this video

      I couldn’t share it though because of lawyer confidentiality

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    SktroopRandall Colburn
    12/07/17 4:39pm

    “Didja see my Tweet to that bitch Jennifer Lawrence, Dad? I really put her in her place, didn’t I Dad? I’ll bet she’ll think twice before she opens her stupid mouth again, won’t she Dad?....

    Dad?.....

    Dad?...

    Daddy?...”

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    Stuff N FluffRandall Colburn
    12/07/17 3:20pm

    While I understand juniors thinking, the obvious sexual assault that he is referring to will precede the martini to the face.

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    ShieldsRandall Colburn
    12/07/17 3:38pm

    with TWO martinis to the face, then a cry of “No Capes!” whilst running away with his toupe.

    Also, am i the only one who thought of Anjelica Huston in Smash when martini-throwing was mentioned?

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    ChobaniPineappleRandall Colburn
    12/07/17 4:04pm

    Daddy’s still not going to love you best, Donny Jr.

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