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Surprise PumaSean O'Neal
12/05/17 4:25pm
A) I’m beginning to think this God dude doesn’t always think through his plans.
B) Whats the point of the guy strumming his acoustic guitar on the quad? The only such guys I knew were hoping to get laid or to score/sell some weed. I can’t picture either of those goals being relevant to MP here.
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  Sean O'NealSurprise Puma
  12/05/17 4:37pm
  B) That guy sucks.
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  TorslokeSurprise Puma
  12/05/17 5:04pm
  All his songs ended “Christ is God”.
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SktroopSean O'Neal
12/05/17 4:23pm
I’m not one to ridicule others’ religious beliefs but how many politicians make the claim that God spoke to them and told them to run for office? I seem to remember at least 4-5 in the 2012 Republican presidential primaries who made that claim, all of whom didn’t even get the nomination. Their “God” seems to be either a cruel practical joker, just voices in their heads or a cheap political ploy and I’m pretty sure I know what the answer is.
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  The Artist Formerly Known as YSktroop
  12/05/17 4:29pm
  Well, like the nuns taught me about the Holy Trinity, He can be three things
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  Soylent GreenSktroop
  12/05/17 4:40pm
  Suddenly I see the burning at the stake of Joan of Arc for saying God spoke to her in a light...
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igotlickfootagainSean O'Neal
12/05/17 4:12pm
I hope that when Pence dies and strolls confidently up to those pearly gates, St Peter will open up his book and say, “Let’s see here, Christian acts performed while on earth ... zero. Huh. Well, that’s unfortunate. The down escalator is on your left.”
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  Mr. Threepwoodigotlickfootagain
  12/05/17 4:20pm
  I hope that when Pence dies, nothing happens, but somehow in his last breaths he realizes that nothing’s gonna happen. That he’s just gonna rot in the ground like the rest of us.
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  Morgendorfferigotlickfootagain
  12/05/17 4:28pm
  I will never understand “faith is more important than good deeds” Christians.
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dirtsideSean O'Neal
12/05/17 4:04pm
I mean, Pence is basically a Simpsons parody character come to life.
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  igotlickfootagaindirtside
  12/05/17 4:09pm
  Pence got the rowdy members of Chugalug House expelled.
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  returning the screwdirtside
  12/05/17 4:10pm
  An evil politically inclined Flanders.
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semicomaSean O'Neal
12/05/17 4:11pm
How could this butter sculpture of Ronald Reagan .... possibly reconcile that Christian, cornfed decency with his loyal, unflappable support of a twice-divorced, adulterous, pussy-grabbing New Yorker?
The same way that all the Trump-supporting evangelicals do. It’s like the nauseating way that these same folks in Alabama are trying to justify Roy Moore’s alleged child molestation by saying “Joesph was old and Mary was a teen, and they had Jesus!”. It’s because nothing matters anymore, ignorance is seen as virtue, war is peace, and whatever.
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  KateHsemicoma
  12/05/17 5:59pm
  Completely forgetting, like Trump did, that JOSEPH IS NOT JESUS’S DAD.
  
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  NilusKateH
  12/05/17 6:50pm
  To be fair Jesus dad was a deadbeat who knocked up Mary and then split. Sure he talked to his son a few times when he was a grown adult but the guy was a real asshole.
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Worthy RadishSean O'Neal
12/05/17 4:22pm
Having seen an episode of “Oz” in the 90's while staying at a hotel with HBO, Mike is very much looking forward to prison. A fact he keeps telling Mother over nightly dinners of noodles and butter, hold the butter.
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  chriskWorthy Radish
  12/05/17 4:28pm
  *nightly practices by moving hat more and more to the side until it falls off.
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  SktroopWorthy Radish
  12/05/17 4:33pm
  Or a lunch of Wonder Bread and mayonaisse.
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Mr. ThreepwoodSean O'Neal
12/05/17 4:23pm
His biggest success will be when he’s gonna be seen as replacement for the insanity and seem normal in comparison. Oh he’s gonna laugh and fuck those sheep or whatever he actually does while pretending to be this “good Christian”. Gotta be something.
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  G.E.O.Mr. Threepwood
  12/05/17 5:14pm
  Aw great now I can’t get the image of Mike Pence with his pants around his ankles, standing in the Oval Office, fucking a Sheep while it goes “BAAAAAH”. And all while laughing like The Joker. Thanks for the nightmares.
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  BlackMage2030G.E.O.
  12/06/17 7:46am
  Your headspace is a beautiful system of chaos and horror
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Helloooooo NurseSean O'Neal
12/05/17 4:46pm
“Squinty-eyed milk-toad”
Didn’t know how much I needed that phrase in my life until I read it. O’Neal’s writings are the gifts that keep on giving.
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  Jean FerrettiHelloooooo Nurse
  12/05/17 5:32pm
  “Boil-in-bag” is the description for Pence I’ve been searching for my whole life.
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The Artist Formerly Known as YSean O'Neal
12/05/17 4:34pm
Ugh, this guy—you just know he practiced that steely Presidential gaze bullshit in front of his mirror for months. It’s like his blue steel.
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Coati TuesdaySean O'Neal
12/05/17 5:58pm
“the just-released Animal House...strum an acoustic guitar on the quad..”
Damn it! Where was the John Belushi to Pence’s Stephen Bishop back then..?
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  stickybeakCoati Tuesday
  12/05/17 7:34pm
  Never not funny.
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