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    Pudding Angers LotionRandall Colburn
    12/05/17 11:23am

    Does this guy have a talk show or is he just some crazy guy on the internet?

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      Kirk Cameron Left Me BehindPudding Angers Lotion
      12/05/17 11:27am

      He’s our next president.

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      Olde FortranPudding Angers Lotion
      12/05/17 11:27am

      Yes.

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    Bob SacamanoRandall Colburn
    12/05/17 11:26am

    Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or Or.... is that how you talk after taking his brain pills?

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      Bae Bae WattBob Sacamano
      12/05/17 11:39am

      He was raised by seals.

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      chriskBob Sacamano
      12/05/17 11:41am

      he keeps saying or or or and then starts honking horns with his mouth and balancing balls on his nose.

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    recognitionsRandall Colburn
    12/05/17 11:28am

    Do we even need to give this jabroni any more attention?

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      Pinkie Fisticuffsrecognitions
      12/05/17 12:30pm

      No, but it’s fun.

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    Evil LincolnRandall Colburn
    12/05/17 11:54am

    He looks like a crazed low-level mafiosi from The Sopranos, with pinkeye.

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      Mr GlitchEvil Lincoln
      12/05/17 12:25pm

      It amazes me that he’s still in his 40s. Evil may keep you alive forever, but damn it makes you ugly!

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      SousedMr Glitch
      12/05/17 12:30pm

      He’s in his 40s?!? He looks like Emperor Palpatine.

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    CaptainJanewaysCoffeeRandall Colburn
    12/05/17 3:40pm

    Alex Jones is the mouthpiece of the global Corporacratic New World Order. He spouts nonsense to get people supporting “small government” so they push elected officials to reduce the ability of government to actually govern and allow regulatory capture affect the rest of the government. The whole purpose is to allow the illusion of democracy while unelected corporate oligarchs pull the levers of the nations. Alex Jones’ gold investment and herbal supplement sponsors are just shell companies to funnel money to him for him to keep the pressure on. The end goal is a global massive depopulation program and to carve up the world into various fiefdoms and the Oligarchs to live like kings of old.

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    Pinkie FisticuffsRandall Colburn
    12/05/17 12:37pm

    I don’t think it’s fair for you to be picking on poor, rage-addled Alex Jones. Just because he’s an irrational spittle-flecked thinly-disguised shill for an ill-begotten line of “nutriceuticals” is no reason to be attacking his failure to understand social constructs or basic sentence structure. Honestly, weren’t we all a little bit like Alex Jones, back when we were each about three days old and still trying to figure out how to shit?

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    Wuthany TangclanoRandall Colburn
    12/05/17 11:49am

    It’s hilarious how obvious it is that he’s using a selfie stick for that “pilgrim” picture. What a pathetic knob. 

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    HockeyMikeOnTheGoRandall Colburn
    12/05/17 11:49am

    I would be totally ok with fewer super cuts of Alex Jones around here.

    Can’t you like find out what Chrvches is doing right now or something like that?

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      Charles PeligroHockeyMikeOnTheGo
      12/05/17 12:25pm

      Mmmm, Chrvches...

      (apparently they’re recording a third album!)

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    moflickyRandall Colburn
    12/05/17 3:08pm

    the less said about AJ the better. all I’ll say is that he’s getting obscenely wealthy preying on the dull and dimwitted. 

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    Sleep AttackRandall Colburn
    12/05/17 12:50pm

    How’d you guys do? I made it about 45 seconds into this.

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