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    det-devil-ailsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    12/01/17 2:42pm

    Hey. Why the fuck is Blake Farenthold at the Grammys? Did my tax dollars pay for that, too?

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      SHoughdet-devil-ails
      12/01/17 2:58pm

      Probably.

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      Denzel Washyourtonguedet-devil-ails
      12/01/17 3:05pm

      Ugh ugh ugh.

      With Darrell fucking Issa too.

      I’m surprised that their close proximity to one another outside of congress didn’t open up some sorta asshole singularity, and swallow the entirety of that red carpet.

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    JustinStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    12/01/17 2:26pm

    This is the same congressman that Senator Susan Collins called so unattractive this summer.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/07/25/susan-collins-blake-farenthold-hes-so-unattractive/508721001/

    He also told Bill Maher that being targeted for the “Flip a District” was a badge of honor a few years ago.

    https://www.politico.com/story/2014/03/blake-farenthold-bill-maher-105083

    Sadly, unless he’s found in bed with a live boy, he will easily get re-elected in his highly gerrymandered district.

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      NickJustin
      12/01/17 3:37pm

      Well, she said that after the moron attempted to challenge her to a duel. And in fairness to Collins, he may well be the ugliest human alive, he looks like the unhappy result of a chance pairing between Humpty Dumpty and Large Marge. 

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      GPJustin
      12/01/17 3:41pm

      Well just wait this story is just getting started....

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    hocuspocusoctopusStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    12/01/17 3:13pm

    His face... It’s so punchable.

    I’m amazed by how much I want to punch his face before I even read the headline or story.

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      Rooo sez BISH PLZhocuspocusoctopus
      12/01/17 3:32pm

      It’s like a Brand of Evil. You know before they even speak.

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      hocuspocusoctopusRooo sez BISH PLZ
      12/01/17 4:01pm

      I guess so because my god.

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    Thotline Bling: black girl supremacyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    12/01/17 2:24pm

    I have got to get the hell up out this state.

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    Ms.MoonStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    12/01/17 3:15pm

    Texas taxpayers need to sue him for misuse of taxpayer money and garnish his wages until the full amount plus interest is paid back.

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    AtlasStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    12/01/17 2:26pm

    Wait a minute. You’re telling me this guy is a harassing creep? Huh. Give me a second, I need to really process this.

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      ridesalotAtlas
      12/01/17 3:14pm

      Yeah, if you told me that mutha fucka right there would harass a woman, I would be shocked.

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      dudebraAtlas
      12/01/17 3:32pm

      He looks like an extra in an Animal House rip-off.

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    EvenBaggierTrousers7Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    12/01/17 4:14pm

    Shame. I quite enjoyed his hamburgers.

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    Ugh.Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    12/01/17 3:24pm

    It’s like Tweedles Dee and Dum made a composite of themselves.

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    verapsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    12/01/17 4:40pm

    He looks like Tweedledee, or maybe it’s Tweedledumb

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    sophomoreslumpStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    12/01/17 3:10pm

    excuse me while I keep giggling at having first read his name as “Farthold”

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