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    sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameAnne Branigin
    11/30/17 5:17pm

    Two things surprise me about this story.

    1. Crackheads have it together enough to hold a Thanksgiving dinner.

    2. That you can accidentally kill someone with a butcher knife.

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      NotLewisHamiltonsTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      11/30/17 9:56pm

      Also: how does a crackhead reach the age of 69?

      Or was it sort of a, “Well, I’m retired now, so I’ll think I’ll try some this shit?”

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      FredCee71NotLewisHamilton
      12/01/17 12:57am

      My mom made it to 62 when that shit finally caught up with her last Christmas. She had been “beaming up” since at least the mid-80's, so I gave her props for at least making it as far as she did.

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    Denzel WashyourtongueAnne Branigin
    11/30/17 6:05pm

    How unappetizing did that turkey look to make that man think that smoking crack was a better option?

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      crouching tigerDenzel Washyourtongue
      11/30/17 9:21pm

      I’m thinking deli slices, which no joke I saw served in Alabama once for Thanksgiving.

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      NotLewisHamiltoncrouching tiger
      11/30/17 9:58pm

      I hope therapy has helped you overcome having been in Alabama.

      Some people never recover from that kind of trauma (or escape from AL).

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    HuskyBroAnne Branigin
    11/30/17 5:34pm

    Buffy Summers has officially announced that a Hellmouth has opened in the Greater Minneapolis Area.

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    heyheynoAnne Branigin
    11/30/17 6:10pm

    Bruh........

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    jay_dub1Anne Branigin
    12/04/17 4:01am

    I’m sitting here and thinking,laughingly:”I friggin’ HATE theRoot”...and then i read these comments and realize it’s not theROOT i hate but some of these commenters and the ways they can keep the hilarity and humor going with even the most tragic of stories. LOLOL!

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    Tokely CarmichaelAnne Branigin
    12/04/17 11:55am

    i love how she threatened this dude fresh into his high, and didn’t expect him to flip out.

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      tallestdwarfTokely Carmichael
      12/04/17 12:24pm

      That is exactly my first thought. He just smoked a bowl of CRACK. You might want to wait a minute before you threaten him with a knife - things could get out of hand.

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    FredCee71Anne Branigin
    12/01/17 12:58am

    Damn, crack cipher etiquette is mad vicious!

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    RumHammeredAnne Branigin
    12/05/17 12:42pm

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    Thotline Bling: black girl supremacyAnne Branigin
    11/30/17 5:29pm

    This is legitimately one of the craziest stories I have ever heard. I mean, the headline was crazy, but the part about the vacuum cleaner, the window, and her having an antenna?!

    But a man lost his life, so I can’t even...

    May he rest in peace.

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    kittykitcat1955Anne Branigin
    12/04/17 1:08pm

    I think she is guilty of kidnapping and manslaughter, That said!; I think she has a point. It is foul enough that you are going to smoke crack at the table, but a bridge to far to not offer your host the first hit. Some people have no class. This why you bring a bottle of wine. Or at least share your drugs. Come on.

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