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Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/30/17 4:14pm
Secretary Tillerson continues to lead the State Department
I hope she used air quotes around “lead.” Just because you’re sitting in the pilot’s seat doesn’t mean you’re a qualified pilot.
I also think it’s hilarious that the next secretary of state is going to be a former head of the CIA. I’m sure that’ll go a long way to making other countries trust us more.
Like if I tried to imagine the most incompetent administration I could think of 2 years ago, I would’ve even have come close to the levels on display here.
It’s almost like Trump has a room full of the smartest people in the country giving him excellent advice while he’s looking at pictures of teenage beauty pageants on his phone and then afterwards he says to a lackey ‘whatever they said in there, do the opposite.’
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  billy-quizboyNot Enough Day Drinking
  11/30/17 4:45pm
  On the news, “lead” is a word which has positive connotations, even if Pilot Tillerson leads the WH airliner straight down into a flaming fireball on the desert floor.
  Tangential: Who do you consider the smartest person advising Trump? I have a forty-way tie for last place.
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  My Hovercraft Is Full Of EelsNot Enough Day Drinking
  11/30/17 5:57pm
  “It’s almost like Trump has a room full of the smartest people in the country giving him excellent advice ... “
  Hmmm. It might be like that in any other administration. But Trump has actually surrounded himself with people only marginally less dumb than he is. Listening to them would probably be better than going with whatever ideas he comes up with, but the results are still not likely to be great.
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Mortal DictataStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/30/17 4:42pm
“He’s here, Rex is here,”
So that’s why it seemed Trump was being kind, he was recruiting his next Secretary of State.
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  Vintage3000Mortal Dictata
  11/30/17 5:15pm
  “Finally somebody with hands smaller than mine, hire him”
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  MillerVintage3000
  11/30/17 5:39pm
  Big mouth. Tiny hands. General orange hue.
  Are we sure Trump isn’t actually a T. Rex?
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EvenBaggierTrousers5Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/30/17 4:48pm
I read several months ago that a lot of people would be high-tailin’ it out of the White House at the start of 2018. The story said most stayed because they wanted to at least get a year in to make it official and put it on their resume or something like that.
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  sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameEvenBaggierTrousers5
  11/30/17 8:00pm
  What kind of jobs are they looking for where a stint under Trump is a plus? Brietbart and Fox News can’t have that many open positions for pundits.
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lostinspacecampStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/30/17 5:19pm
completing this incredibly successful first year
omg I’m literally going to cry. I feel so sad for this poor woman.
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  sTalkinggoat, first and last of his namelostinspacecamp
  11/30/17 8:07pm
  Don’t feel bad for Suckabee, she didn’t get caught torturing animals so you know that means she’s the smart one.
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"Hachi"Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/30/17 4:16pm
i swear to god wypipo stay fucking shit up.
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  InternetingYay"Hachi"
  11/30/17 4:52pm
  White people: Fucking Up the World Since 1095Ad.
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My Hovercraft Is Full Of EelsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/30/17 5:52pm
“Sen. Tom Cotton, goofy Trump loving Arkansas Republican who would hold the president’s nut sack if asked nicely, would most likely be expected to take over the reigns at the CIA.”
Well, that is definitely not good news. Tom Cotton is a scary sociopath. What could possibly go wrong with putting him in charge of the nation’s main intelligence agency?
Also, sorry to be pedantic, but it’s “reins,” not “reigns.”
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BadOmbreStephen A. Crockett Jr.
12/01/17 3:44am
Sen. Tom Cotton, the goofy, Trump-loving Arkansas Republican
He is so, so, SO much more dangerous than that. Mark my words, should this all shake out and he makes it through Senate confirmation, we WILL be at war with Iran; he’s been trying to make this happen as 1 of 100 in the Senate for years, now.
“Goofy” is underplaying this guy in a way we don’t need to.
BTW, I heard it explained that he literally meant that Rex was in the White House.
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Mortal DictataStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/30/17 4:42pm
“He’s here, Rex is here,”
So that’s why it seemed Trump was being kind, he was recruiting his next Secretary of State.
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GPStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/30/17 7:50pm
I thought Jarred was Secretary of State.
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Madame NoFearStephen A. Crockett Jr.
11/30/17 4:26pm
I don’t trust white men with a turkey neck.
Too many of them enjoy fascism with their obesity.
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