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    Petey Wheatstraw The Devil Son in lawMonique Judge
    11/30/17 10:21pm

    Roommate and I a similar conversation about this last night(that somehow veered off into what pornhub categories we like but that’s another story) I’m straight and he is gay so we got into a little sparring match on the issue lol. The conclusion we came to is that be confident in your dick. Don’t underestimate it, shit’s kinda like the force. Also be good at eating pussy lol

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      Yes...They Are Real!Petey Wheatstraw The Devil Son in law
      11/30/17 11:20pm

      Speaking of being good at eating pussy(tldr warning)...

      I can’t stand a big dig. It has to be in the “Goldie Locks Zone” to be considered juuuust right for me. And for me, the GLZ is around 6.5". I’ve tried larger than 7.5" only once. And I’m never ever, forever never gonna try it again, because it just hurt too.damn.much! Dude was hitting my cervix so hard, it felt like the world’s worst gyno exam ever! Dude was so far in the guts, that even my damn belly button was feeling pains. It wasn’t just the length that bothered me, girth hurt like a bitch as well. I think I’m just different down there, with a smaller than average “capacity”.

      I’m not gonna lie. My recently new FWB/situationship is much smaller than average. I never bothered to break out the measuring tape, but I think I’m being generous when I say he’s hovering slightly around 5". Plus, you have to take into account that he has a belly. For that reason, I guess you can take off another ¼-¼” for the stomach.

      So yeah, my FWB certainly ain’t hitting anybody’s cervix. And I’m pretty sure that he knows this. Because shiiiiit, his head game more than makes up for his lack of a good stroke game. Ooooowwwieee! And I’m not complaining one bit. What’s funny is I’ve never really been into receiving. It’s due to a combination of self-esteem issues with my body. And there’s an ex who unbeknownst to me had intimacy issues, which in turn caused me to have severe confidence problems with my vagina. Thinking no man would enjoy eating the poom-poom. Fortunately out I was wrong.

      I think we can get TMI here. The first time I experienced him going down on me, I was speaking in some kinda tongues. I was straight stuttering and err’ thang!

      Last week during our “Girl Talk”, I mentioned to my upstairs neighbor/BFF about how I’m perfectly ok my FWB’s lack of size. Her unsolicited advice was that I need to leave these White boys alone. Now, despite being a Black woman, I don’t have enough experience with Black men to know wether or not the Black dick vs White dick has some basis in truth. Or if it’s just one of those sexualized myths born out of colonial racism.

      But even if studies say it’s true, my body just can’t handle the big dick. So I’mma just leave it for the skilled women out there to enjoy. I’m good.

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      Cali4lifeYes...They Are Real!
      12/01/17 1:20am

      Starred for “poom-poom”.

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    bleeperMonique Judge
    11/30/17 10:17pm

    Sure, size makes things easier, but it’s far from the most important thing. His attitude towards sex/women, openness to kinks and ability to touch a woman properly are far more important.

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      Monique Judgebleeper
      11/30/17 10:21pm

      Agreed.

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      Yes...They Are Real!Monique Judge
      12/01/17 8:00am

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    cyanicMonique Judge
    11/30/17 10:32pm

    Laughs. Men with big dicks choose to be lazy fucks because no woman could ever lie on them saying his dick was small. Those with average and below average dick usually has to overcompensate by being sexy thoughtful and have decent tongue game. As a gay boy big dicks are only fun to look at. I don’t need anything thicker than two digits up my backside.

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      QittRamaal
      12/01/17 4:43am

      Compensate or overcompensate?

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    iculookinMonique Judge
    12/01/17 12:25am

    I’ll say three things without being too extra:

    1. Having a big dick is overrated. Most women are all about that life until they realize it’s going inside of them and then they’re like:

    It’s all fun and games until somebody’s cervix gets bruised lol.

    2. From what I’ve heard from women that I’m friends with and dated, most niggas don’t even kiss well. If he can’t kiss well, he can’t give you some good Becky either (what is the female equivalent for Becky? Chad? 😂😂😂)

    3. All this porn on the internet and most of us men ain’t doing proper stroke research??? I definitely got my stroke game from watching movies with Lex Steele back in the day. Plus, most of us have heard continually that all it takes is a big dick and women will go crazy for it (a fucking lie). Clitoral stimulation is a must :)

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      ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guyiculookin
      12/01/17 2:23am

      I was reading until I got distracted with the word Becky:

      I miss ratchet parties lol

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      "Hachi"iculookin
      12/01/17 6:17am

      dead foreve bc you fucking posted thay goddamn snow white clip lol

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    ZabellaMonique Judge
    12/01/17 12:39pm

    As some aged rock star once said, “It’s not the size of the pencil that matters, it’s how well you write.” IMHO, the personality of the person attached to the penis matters more than its size. Personality goes a long way.

    Also, Monique, you are fearless. You write what people think but are too shy to say out loud.

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    jystadMonique Judge
    12/01/17 2:00am

    First, and foremost, #girthmatters. He could have a solid 9 or 10 inches, and have you wanting for more, if there is not some weight on that thing. Else, you will be vastly disappointed. Every. Single. Time. Next, presentation matters. Is it well moisturized? Does it glisten? Does it curve one way or the other? Has he manscaped? Your visual preferences vs. the actual appearance of that peen WILL have an impact on your sex, just like how a well-plated dish in a great atmosphere has an impact on how great your food tastes to you. Third and most controversially, cut and uncut penises feel quite different from each other. Foreskin acts as a fleshy linear bearing, which *can* be more pleasurable for both parties involved. That said, cut men are far more common in the US, and despite the *benefits* to circumcision, we have yet to evolve them out of our gene pools. Thus, the extra nerves and skin may be there for reasons we have yet to find out. In the meantime, try both, find what feels best for you, and never let anyone shame you for being a Size Queen. Peahens choose their mates based on which peacock has the most eye-catching plumage, so why can’t you have a discerning eye for good dick? Nature works in mysterious ways!

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    normzzzzMonique Judge
    12/01/17 2:48am

    Size matters, but it’s a Goldicocks situation for me. The “big” ones either hurt like hell or just looked painful so I said “Yeah, I’ll pass.” I find that the perfect fit is best: not small and not huge. Just a nice, normal weenis.

    When I was younger, my girlfriends would say outlandish shit, like a dude they met had a 10 inch penis. They definitely didn’t know how to properly measure in inches because 10 inch wangs just aren’t that fucking common, and who the fuck would want a 10 inch penis punching your uterus?

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      Dosadi's failed experimentnormzzzz
      12/01/17 7:45pm

      I am with you. Unfortunately most of the men I’ve been involved with have made Vienna sausage look big. Great tongue game though. I would love to find the total package. That would be awesome.

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    MssaywhatitisMonique Judge
    11/30/17 11:48pm

    Chick, you. You, girl, you almost killed me, literally. I’m pressing charges. I’m still trying not to die. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Facts all day! No lies detected.

    Can we talk about the fact that most guys with that bomb dick and all the trimmings are far and few between!?!

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    BettyCrockerPunkRockerMonique Judge
    12/01/17 4:55am

    I’m a bit of a size queen, I’d prefer some size, I like that feeling of being filled up... but I’ve been there with a big guy with zero talent. Just jackhammering away and getting all sweaty and just flopped on top of me, smothering me. He was just a shit person, too... all take and no give. I was a naive young thing, too eager to please. Thankfully, I grew a backbone.

    So while I prefer to have some size, I will take a man who has a small dick but is talented with his fingers and tongue, over a man with girth and length and not a clue nor care for how to satisfy a woman. If a guy can get to 30 years of age without showing any skill nor awareness of pleasing his partner in the bedroom, I just don’t think that he can be taught. It’s a sort of savvy you either have, or you don’t, and it’s linked to someone’s personality, which is a hard thing to change. There’s no getting someone who is self-involved and lacks awareness and empathy for what’s going on with those around them to fix that attitude solely in the bedroom, without fixing it in the rest of their life. Sorry, but I am just not putting in that much effort to educate someone. I don’t need or want a project. Not when I own a vibrator or three.

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    ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black GuyMonique Judge
    11/30/17 11:34pm
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