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    Angela HelmMonique Judge
    11/29/17 11:33pm

    Me, knowing all my years of being a ho were finally about to pay off:

    Dead.

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    BrwnskngurlMonique Judge
    11/29/17 11:06pm

    I hear the hair growing back is a BYTCH OF AN ITCH. That’s why I have refrained....

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      Monique JudgeBrwnskngurl
      11/29/17 11:31pm

      I actually did not get the hair growing back itch. Allie even asked me about it. I guess I was lucky.

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      ZellieBrwnskngurl
      11/30/17 12:37am

      This has always been what’s kept me from even considering attempting any form of waxing (including my legs), which sucks, because shaving is a bitch, forever. But I have thick skin, ingrown hairs are a common problem (and believe me, I do a ridiculous amount of exfoliating and skin care to try and stay on top of it, but it’s always a losing battle), and I just know this part of it would be HELL for me.

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    hocuspocusoctopusMonique Judge
    11/29/17 10:27pm

    “Bitch,” she said matter-of-factly. “You can’t walk around with your pussy looking like your mama’s.

    But why did she have to put it that way?

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      Monique Judgehocuspocusoctopus
      11/29/17 10:27pm

      LOL cause it’s real.

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      IMHO...I'll just say stuffMonique Judge
      11/30/17 9:31am

      Monique, luv, I spit coffee all on my keyboard after reading that....thanks for having my coworker looking at me like wtf....I wasn’t ready.

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    SubtleComplxityMonique Judge
    11/30/17 10:32am

    I. AM. SCREAMING!!! (and scaring the whites)
    Queen, you gave it ALL up! WAX ME!
    (The CB4 gif was obligatory)

    Thank you for this!

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      Monique JudgeSubtleComplxity
      11/30/17 2:44pm

      Thanks for reading! I’m glad you enjoyed it.

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    ZabellaMonique Judge
    11/30/17 12:21pm

    Thank you for this! A friend and my regular (leg) waxer frequently try to talk me into getting a full Brazilian and while it would probably look and feel nice, the rashes I get with regrowth after a bikini wax mean a Brazilian will never be more than hypothetical for me.

    In addition to giving readers a virtual Brazilian wax experience, you’ve helped educate people about waxing in general: If the person doing the waxing knows what they’re doing, it won’t hurt that much. Waxing done wrong can cause welts and bruises, waxing done right causes nothing but smooth skin.

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      Monique JudgeZabella
      11/30/17 2:43pm

      Hey, I’m glad you enjoyed it!

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    Not Enough Day DrinkingMonique Judge
    11/29/17 10:26pm

    I have been using them to thirst-trap my male friends ever since.

    Sending Unsolicited Pictures of Your Penis Is a Form of Sexual Harassment. Please Stop Doing This

    Illustration for article titled
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      Monique JudgeNot Enough Day Drinking
      11/29/17 10:28pm

      I send them by request. LMAO.

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      Not Enough Day DrinkingMonique Judge
      11/29/17 10:43pm

      I guess I misunderstand the definition of thirst-trap then. I always thought a thirst-trap, by definition, was not requested (i.e. the sender was throwing out bait in the hopes of getting a reaction that was not forthcoming otherwise).

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    TheFuriousFiveMonique Judge
    11/29/17 10:19pm

    I didn’t read as that is just way too many words about another woman’s body, but I did want to say that I’m mad at that picture of a hairless kitty!!! :D

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      Monique JudgeTheFuriousFive
      11/29/17 10:23pm

      The story is good though. You should give it a read. Please. For me.

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      TheFuriousFiveMonique Judge
      11/29/17 10:25pm

      Only because you are generally a great writer. I will come back and read it later.

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    Downton FlabbyMonique Judge
    11/29/17 10:17pm

    “I spent the next week finding reasons to touch it when I was alone. I started doing it so much, I had to consciously remind myself not to reach down there in public.”

    Illustration for article titled

    :)

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      Monique JudgeDownton Flabby
      11/29/17 10:22pm

      Yep.

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      Ry-bones, FiST pilotMonique Judge
      11/30/17 8:09am

      Miss Judge, if you’re nasty.

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    ShunShyneMonique Judge
    12/01/17 8:12pm

    Great article Monique. I may try the Brazilian wax now

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      Monique JudgeShunShyne
      12/01/17 8:25pm

      Do it, sis! It’s a life changer!

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      ShunShyneMonique Judge
      12/01/17 8:46pm

      😊👌

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    Prostate of Dorian GrayMonique Judge
    11/29/17 11:02pm

    Any extra pain with the butt wax part or about the same as the rest overall?

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      Monique JudgeProstate of Dorian Gray
      11/29/17 11:04pm

      None at all there actually.

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