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    IamSpartacusStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/17 2:49pm

    How the RNC can clearly see how pathological this man is and how committed he is to warping reality to his whims and let all of us die on this hill for tax cuts continues to baffle me. I get that they like their racism, what I don’t get is how they don’t think they’ll die too when the nukes start flying.

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      MiketysonbitmyearIamSpartacus
      11/29/17 2:55pm

      Many are evangelical racists Christians who look forward to nukes so they can see “Heck’s Angels” Jeebus come through the clouds to save them in an ironic rapture.

      They don’t care.

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      Asking A Birdman not to soarIamSpartacus
      11/29/17 2:56pm

      I mean not even that far; how they think they can raise everyone’s taxes to hand out checks for rich people and escape the increasingly apparent 2018 bloodbath is beyond me

      Surely they read polls? Maybe the data they get tells them they’re awesome and not marching towards their certain electoral doom?

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    Not Enough Day DrinkingStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/17 2:54pm

    “These aren’t the tapes you’re looking for”

    Illustration for article titled

    “The Force isn’t real, you don’t have any special powers, and you’re certainly no Obi-Wan.”

    “Fake News! Muslims! Obamacare!”

    “I take it back, you’ve turned stupidity into a super power. Congratulations, we’re all screwed. ”

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    Manitos, The Tiny Hands of TrumpStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/17 3:36pm

    President Shaggy over here.

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    wastingtimeontheinternetStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/17 4:15pm

    I think he legit can’t remember.

    Dementia is a bitch. You know anyone who works at a nursing home? Hospital? Anywhere where seniors are prevalent? Ask them what they see when 45 has to think and speak on the fly.

    If he wasn’t the godamn president I’d be like, “good, fuck that asshole, he deserves much worse” but he is so it’s scary as fuck.

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