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    MajorBurnStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/17 9:51am

    Can you do me a holiday favor? Ya know how super religious people put a smiley sticker over depictions of Angels, or Mohammad in their religious books?

    Can you just put the turd emoji over Orange Assclown’s face till Dec 26?  I’m sick of seeing that anus mouth.

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      IWon'tCalmMyTitsMajorBurn
      11/29/17 10:02am

      I’m voting for this as a sticker.

      Illustration for article titled
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      MajorBurnIWon'tCalmMyTits
      11/29/17 10:09am

      I was kinda hoping for some non gross stuff in the AM, thank you.

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    TheEldreadStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/17 9:41am

    President Yahoo von Hotmail

    President LooseLips Von TweetBeef

    Do you guys have a whiteboard with a long list of alternate names for that asshole? I’ve never seen any Root writer use the same one twice.

    I just call him Donald Toddler: It sums up his behaviour, attitude and temperament all in one.

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      Azure Lore - Hope Rides AloneTheEldread
      11/29/17 10:06am

      I’m starting to think they have a team of people dedicated to coming up with unique names.

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      STLOrcaAzure Lore - Hope Rides Alone
      11/29/17 11:50am

      How do I get that job?? I would go at that like Auric Goldfinger invading Fort Knox.

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    Azure Lore - Hope Rides AloneStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/17 9:48am

    We will send a White House reporting team to the event and report on it if news warrants.

    Like, if a meteor crushes the White House and all attendees. Then we’ll send a reporting team.

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    BigPoppaSmurfStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/29/17 10:38am

    I guess CNN has finally had enough of Trump’s ungrateful behavior after all the work they did to get him elected.

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