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    KC Complains A LotStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/28/17 4:42pm

    I can’t believe this bullshit.

    You don’t get mutant powers from radiation. You become Spider-Man or the Hulk from radiation.

    Fucking amateur hour, man. Y’all should be ashamed.

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      You are what you sayKC Complains A Lot
      11/28/17 4:59pm

      I thought radiation increased the number of mutants?

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      MajorBurnKC Complains A Lot
      11/28/17 5:08pm

      Church! 👏 Bible! 👏 Preach! 👏

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    Michael HarriotStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/28/17 5:34pm

    Let’s be honest: Rogue is the most powerful X Man. If you get close to her, even if she’s your friend, she will steal your talent and keep it for herself.

    Rogue is basically....

    Nah. I won’t even go there.

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      MajorBurnMichael Harriot
      11/28/17 5:59pm

      Should we rename her Colonial Power, Vampira; The Appropriator, or just call her Taylor Swift?

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      Squib308MajorBurn
      11/28/17 6:13pm

      All this talk about Taylor Swift, you’re making me feel out of touch with today’s culture. My dad even asked me ‘Who’s this Taylor Swift?’ the other day... “I dunno dad, I think she was a country-ish singer a long time ago, and then pop music, and now... I know she has a new album out, and she’s sort of popular/popularly-unpopular right now..”

      I almost hit google to find out, but, no.

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    cogitoStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/28/17 4:15pm

    I just want to go in the initial blasts. White people are terrible enough before the apocalypse. They will be terrible when they run out of meth.

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      sTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      11/28/17 4:21pm

      I want to live long enough to see preppers realize that a cellar full of guns and lifted pickup doesn’t actually prepare you for shit.

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      The Insufferable SulksTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      11/28/17 4:29pm

      What, you can’t eat gold bullion?

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    YeshaStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/28/17 4:04pm

    Since I’m currently on the beach in Oahu...they better not accomplish this before I interview The Rock.

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      Monkeypox0104Yesha
      11/28/17 4:47pm

      Nice! Be sure to take a drive up to the North shore by Haleiwa beach. It is so beautiful.

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      YeshaMonkeypox0104
      11/28/17 4:52pm

      Oh I’ve been there before! One of my favorite areas. Yesterday we took an ATV tour through Kualoa Ranch & Nature Preserve...so muddy & fun!

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    hocuspocusoctopusStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/28/17 4:33pm
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    Non- Bryan Singer movies Storm is the GOAT.

    Fight me.

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      ReyWilhocuspocusoctopus
      11/28/17 4:59pm

      She kicked Cyclops ass without any powers so NO I will not fight you or her.

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      MajorBurnhocuspocusoctopus
      11/28/17 5:13pm

      Fantasy casting; I wanted her to be played by Angela Basset.  

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    BlockedpunchStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/28/17 5:57pm

    You’re all wrong. Cypher and his ability to learn other languages really fast is truly the ultimate mutant. Because what is better than the ability to do really well in one of your 10th grade classes?

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      MajorBurnBlockedpunch
      11/28/17 6:08pm

      Didnt he die of Legacy, then got merged with Warlock who also died and become “Douglock” which is just a lazy ass name for a linguist?

      Also, i like heroes who didn’t die.

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      BlockedpunchMajorBurn
      11/28/17 6:27pm

      I think he got shot? Then merged with the remnants of the also dead Warlock as a sleeper agent for the Phalanx when they invaded. Cause that’s a simple enough plan, right?

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    Prostate of Dorian GrayStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/28/17 6:02pm

    I always liked Nightcrawler, especially during the Excalibur run with Alan Davis.

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      MajorBurnProstate of Dorian Gray
      11/28/17 6:09pm

      Did you see how they did him in Ultimate X-Men?

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      Prostate of Dorian GrayMajorBurn
      11/28/17 6:42pm

      I missed out on most of the Ultimates stuff. I stopped collecting way back in 93 or 94. I picked it back up again around the New 52 for a couple years, mostly digital. Now I have a very small collection of digital books and 15 or so trade paperbacks.

      This is another one of those hobbies that changed when the boy arrived. I suddenly realized what media representation meant for POC because the superheroes all looked like me and virtually none of them looked like him. Now I can’t unsee it which is how my second collecting run ended.

      All of that was a very long answer to say “No I hadn’t seen it.”. 😬

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    Ugh.Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/28/17 4:32pm

    X-Men? Blech. If you’re going to mutate, do it right:

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      MajorBurnUgh.
      11/28/17 4:49pm

      That’s gamma radiation, not the next stage of evolution. Damn, son!

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      Mad Dog BrutMajorBurn
      11/28/17 4:56pm

      SMH

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    Mad Dog BrutStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/28/17 4:10pm

    I nominate Panama for Beak

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    lostinspacecampStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/28/17 4:30pm

    The only good X-Man with a cool power is Darwin.

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      Mad Dog Brutlostinspacecamp
      11/28/17 4:57pm

      Elixir

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      lostinspacecampMad Dog Brut
      11/28/17 5:15pm

      The Curaga guy?

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