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    Mortal DictataStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/27/17 2:14pm

    It was probably added to give a cover story to the groping which I have no doubt is still ongoing.

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      StartingOverAgainMortal Dictata
      11/27/17 2:40pm

      I hate to assume anything, but I’ve always figured Hope Hicks’ #1 real job is to give Trump a willing target for gropes and who knows what else.

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    cdwag14Stephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/27/17 2:40pm

    Can we give it a another name? Gropetoe, Grabasstoe. Copafeeltoe I mean this seems to be par for the course. Let’s face it Trump is the embodiment of a white man being able to get away with anything becasue well he’s a white guy.

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      det-devil-ailscdwag14
      11/27/17 2:57pm

      “Mistlefinger.”

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    MajorBurnStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/27/17 5:01pm

    Completely stealing this from Preacher, but dude looks like he can give oral and anal at the same time.

    How much mouthwash must she use after kissing him? You know he’s got that musty old smell too.

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      det-devil-ailsMajorBurn
      11/27/17 5:06pm

      “Zat smell iz smell ov moneys! Iz gud!”

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    StartingOverAgainStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/27/17 2:16pm

    “Ivanka, can you come give me a hand with this armoire?”

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    CaveyStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/27/17 4:28pm

    Plus—and this needs to be pointed out—when President Grabby von PussyHands puckers his lips, his mouth literally looks like an asshole. So anyone (looking at you Melania) who kisses this man’s mouth is literally kissing an asshole.

    The man is an asshole, so even if someone kissed his had, they would still be kissing an asshole.

    ...So anyone (looking at you Melania) who kisses this man’s mouth is literally kissing an asshole’s asshole.

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    ThoseAreDigimonStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/27/17 2:21pm

    Misletoe means it’s a go for the camel toe, bro.

    DISCLAIMER: It does not.

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    PooJavelinIsSickOfLosingBurnerPasswordsStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/27/17 4:12pm
    Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea to Hang Mistletoe in the White House

    Because it might keep him away from her, since hiding in New York didn’t work…

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    JujyMonkey: unstable geniusStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/27/17 2:29pm

    What’s worse is that Trump had Ivanka hang it.

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    RandomHookupStephen A. Crockett Jr.
    11/27/17 3:57pm

    I get the feeling that the official gift from the POTUS* to the attractive female members of the WH staff will be knee pads.

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