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MajorBurnMichael Harriot
11/14/17 11:45am
Well, fuck Keurig. Apparently there are many, many sides and we can’t take them against child molesters. Even Mitch McConnell came out against Moore. I’m gonna protest them by starting a rumor that Ted Cruz has sex with their coffemakers.
I can’t decide if I like this protest better, or the one where they bought coffee and told baristas their name was “Trump” to “teach Starbucks a lesson”.
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  Darmok eats Challah at 12NagraMajorBurn
  11/14/17 11:47am
  I can’t wait for the #BoycottDicks hashtag to rise.
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  MajorBurnDarmok eats Challah at 12Nagra
  11/14/17 11:53am
  😂😂😂 LMAO.
  “Today I’m punching myself in the dick to show the libtards they haven’t won! MAGA!!! OWWW!”
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BigDadaCoolBreezeMichael Harriot
11/14/17 11:46am
Dick’s Sporting Goods pulled their advertisements as well. Are these people gonna take a hammer to their.... well, you know.
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  Monkeypox0104BigDadaCoolBreeze
  11/14/17 11:48am
  From your keyboard to God’s ears.
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  EvenBaggierTrousers5BigDadaCoolBreeze
  11/14/17 12:03pm
  If Bass Pro Shop advertised and pulled they’d be left sitting in an empty house in their underwear.
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Darmok eats Challah at 12NagraMichael Harriot
11/14/17 11:40am
The American way, buy something very expensive and then destroy it because somebody hurt your feelings or you wanna defend something very stupid.
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  MajorBurnDarmok eats Challah at 12Nagra
  11/14/17 11:46am
  Like Iraq?
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  Li'l Bitty Maggie PieDarmok eats Challah at 12Nagra
  11/14/17 11:47am
  Tell them that they’re destroying environmentally unfriendly used-polystyrene pod creators and therefore helping Mother Nature, maybe they’ll drive their General Lee replica car off a cliff.
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Li'l Bitty Maggie PieMichael Harriot
11/14/17 11:40am
I remember the days they’d just write unpublished letters to the editor, and this (only the truly energetic racists would produce pamphlets) was their only outlet.
Of course, it’s to be expected: those Moral Mondays in Charlotte received coverage inversely proportional to their popularity (100 times the attendance, 1/100th the coverage of a literal smattering of Tea Partiers in colonial garb/screaming/holding muskets). You don’t get rid of privilege by rewarding the loudest screamers, you landfill-clogging, dumbshit-fleecing fuckers.
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  Ugh.Li'l Bitty Maggie Pie
  11/14/17 11:46am
  I remember the days they’d just write unpublished letters to the editor, and this (only the truly energetic racists would produce pamphlets) was their only outlet.
  Yep.
  And if you wanted to have a discussion, you had to have it face-to-face, consider tone, consider whether you wished to come across as an idiot or as someone who knows their shit, etc.
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  Li'l Bitty Maggie PieUgh.
  11/14/17 11:50am
  “Remember when you had to kind of feel bad about being an abject asshole? Well purge those 18 months from your memory, we’re here to enable your petty, cutting-off-your-nose-to-spite-your-face, dictated-by-others resentment!”
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HuskyBroMichael Harriot
11/14/17 11:58am
Volvo pulled their ads from Hannity’s show, too. Please video your dumb asses smashing up your XC60s, please.
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  EvenBaggierTrousers5HuskyBro
  11/14/17 12:04pm
  With them inside please...
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  The Holy Hand GrenadeHuskyBro
  11/14/17 12:25pm
  “IMA TEACH YOU LIBRULS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ALABAMA!!! IMA GONNA DRIVE THIS VOLVO OFF THE QUARRY EDGE!”
  “ROLL TIDE, CHESTER, WOOOOOO”
  ....
  “Oh shit, Chester was in the Volvo!”
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Kyo Soma A.Michael Harriot
11/14/17 11:47am
So basically Alabama is proud to be the “Pedo welcome state?” Awesome reason to stay the fuck away from that that place.
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  dwarfANDpliersKyo Soma A.
  11/14/17 12:31pm
  Alabama is like Congress—they know no one likes them (both their approval ratings are in the basement) so why not do what the fuck they want no matter how shitty and mean and stupid it might be?
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  Sweet Potato Sam AKA Party Leader of the Thundercrats HOOOOO!Kyo Soma A.
  11/14/17 1:09pm
  THAT was the reason? I had so many others!
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EvenBaggierTrousers5Michael Harriot
11/14/17 12:02pm
I guess my biggest takeaway is that so many MAGAs and rednecks had Keurigs. I was sure they’d consider these liberal, snowflake, east coast elite coffee machines and, instead, they’d have some real ‘Murican coffee pot like this:
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  Ugh.EvenBaggierTrousers5
  11/14/17 12:03pm
  “Only COMMIEFAGS don’t use a perk-u-later!”
  
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  No!Wire!Hangers!EvenBaggierTrousers5
  11/15/17 3:12pm
  Nah. I’d say coastal elites are Nespresso, and Keurig is fake fancy coffee for Middle America.
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Rewind4ThatBehindMichael Harriot
11/14/17 11:46am
Never gets old
and as always, we are
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Prostate of Dorian GrayMichael Harriot
11/14/17 11:57am
But....you’ve already paid for...the.....
Nevermind.
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  msdebbsProstate of Dorian Gray
  11/14/17 1:22pm
  Exactly!
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  BIMming ItProstate of Dorian Gray
  11/14/17 5:21pm
  Shut up! It’s a boycott!!!
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Azure Lore - Hope Rides AloneMichael Harriot
11/14/17 11:45am
Way to backpedal, Keurig. A little pressure and pedophiles are A-OK in your book, huh?
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