Discussion
  • Read More
    OctoberSurpriseAnne Branigin
    11/14/17 12:12pm

    Aww she wants to be one of Fox News’ blond brigade of shit talkers so bad!

    Reply
    • Read More
      Ugh.OctoberSurprise
      11/14/17 12:14pm

      Poor thing doesn’t know that they’re vat grown.

      Reply
    • Read More
      thelovespellOctoberSurprise
      11/14/17 12:28pm

      I first read her tweets on a Fox News link someone shared on Facebook, and the same thought ran through my mind. She lost her job at ESPN so she needs either Fox News or Fox Sports to pick up her unemployed bobble-head real quick.

      Reply
  • Read More
    Tomi MarchantAnne Branigin
    11/14/17 12:45pm

    White women are insufferable. They are able to straddle the line between “oppressed” and oppressor at will. When shit doesn’t go their way, their true colors (read: sense of entitlement) always show themselves.

    Reply
    • Read More
      Lynx PurpleTomi Marchant
      11/14/17 1:33pm

      VOMIT.......

      Reply
    • Read More
      BIMming ItTomi Marchant
      11/14/17 5:04pm

      Jesus, this was like watching a video of my sister doing literally anything that requires working with other people.

      Here’s the internal thought process:

      Becky (to self): ‘Ok, Becky, you’re in a filthy, gross, disgusting fucking tow truck shop... just pray to God no one you know see’s you here. Can you imagine the shame?! Ok, so let’s make this super quick...’

      Attendant: ‘Ma’am, I need to see a copy of the title as well as your license and insurance information in order to release the vehicle’

      Becky: “What the fuck, you stupid fucking bitch, it’s MY FUCKING CAR! MY. FUCKING. CAR!!!!! Give me it now, or I swear I’ll sue the hell out of this place. Where is your manager? Who the fuck runs this place?”

      Attendant: “Ma’am, if you just give me the information, we can release the car. My manager is gone right now, but I assure you nothing will happen without this documentation”

      Becky: “Don’t you know who I am?! I don’t wait for things! I’m an important person, who does important things, and people admire the hell out of me... just ask any of the douchebags who are constantly trying to buy my affection!”

      And it usually goes on like this until the clerk caves, or until a manager shows up and tells her that she’s not going to get what she wants, at which point my sister balk’s and goes on about how ‘difficult’ they are making things for her. It’s fucking insane person stuff.

      Reply
  • Read More
    Jon BAnne Branigin
    11/14/17 12:21pm

    Hi Anne,

    Long time reader, first time commentor. I have a serious question to ask, and was hoping that maybe you or the other commentors can answer it.

    Can Beckies (all types) be rehabilitated ? Is it possible to change a Becky to a normal, functioning, less racist member of society ?

    Or is “Becky” terminal disease ? 

    Reply
    • Read More
      EvenBaggierTrousers5Jon B
      11/14/17 12:34pm

      Can Beckies (all types) be rehabilitated ?

      Hi, I’m going to jump in here and field this one...

      No. I mean, sure, they can fake it and pretend they’re not who they used to be if the money’s right (cough*MegynKelly*cough) or if they’re a victim of sexual assault they can suddenly become an advocate for women’s (and by some extention, civil) right (cough*MegynKelly*cough) even thought they weren’t before. Or they can get a tv show and have cooking segments and dance and play games with the audience to try to make you forget that they’re a racist (cough*MegynKelly*cough)

      Basically, I guess what I’m saying is Fuck Megyn Kelly.

      Reply
    • Read More
      "Hachi"Jon B
      11/14/17 1:13pm

      no.

      Reply
  • Read More
    WeAreNihilistsAnne Branigin
    11/14/17 2:22pm

    To be pedantic for a moment, the correct term is “Somalis”, not “Somalians”.

    Reply
    • Read More
      Anne BraniginWeAreNihilists
      11/14/17 2:54pm

      Thank you for catching that! It’s been updated.

      Reply
    • Read More
      Circlejerk7WeAreNihilists
      11/14/17 4:28pm

      Somalians is cartoon money

      Reply
  • Read More
    HuskyBroAnne Branigin
    11/14/17 12:02pm

    Come Drink at Britt McHenry’s Fountain of White Tears over Kaepernick’s ‘Citizen of the Year’ Recognition

    taking to the head like...

    Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF
    Reply
  • Read More
    Li'l Bitty Maggie PieAnne Branigin
    11/14/17 12:09pm

    It’s called Gentleman’s Quarterly, Britt, you don’t get a vote (smokes cigar, sips from snifter of brandy).

    Reply
    • Read More
      imperatorvultLi'l Bitty Maggie Pie
      11/14/17 1:03pm

      Reply
  • Read More
    EvenBaggierTrousers5Anne Branigin
    11/14/17 12:06pm

    Has she been booked on The Daily Show yet?

    Reply
  • Read More
    KC Complains A LotAnne Branigin
    11/14/17 12:51pm

    Britt ain’t even trying to pretend she’s trying to get a job at Fox News. She’s shameless about it.

    Oh well. In the meanwhile, let’s take all these white tears and...

    Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF
    Reply
    • Read More
      BigDadaCoolBreezeKC Complains A Lot
      11/14/17 1:15pm

      You get a star because wraslin’ is still real to me damnit!

      Reply
    • Read More
      Ugh.KC Complains A Lot
      11/14/17 2:48pm

      Holy Trinity right there.

      Reply
  • Read More
    Cali4lifeAnne Branigin
    11/14/17 12:48pm

    I don’t know why folk are even surprised that bottle blond Becky feels entitled to select who goes on the cover of GQ. After all, she and her fellow Beckys decided who went to the white house...

    Reply
    • Read More
      Rooo sez BISH PLZCali4life
      11/14/17 1:19pm

      We have the nice black and whites of Kap Kap back on TSB. In his leather jacket and Black Panther shirt. I put them up.

      :D

      Reply
  • Read More
    SHoughAnne Branigin
    11/14/17 2:34pm

    A collection of thoughts:

    1) Britt, please don’t compliment Malcolm Jenkins. As an Eagles fan it sickens me. I love Malcolm, he wouldn’t want your compliments.

    2) McHenry is part of Clay Travis’ right wing douchebag parade of white privilege. Fuck Clay Travis.

    3) I can’t even with her. Insulting the tow company worker like... that tow worker probably made more money than Britt for a loooooong time.

    Reply
    • Read More
      Gray is not my colorSHough
      11/14/17 4:00pm

      The tow worker is definitely making more now. I hope someone let her know when Britt-Britt got the boot so that she could laugh her ass off.

      Reply
    • Read More
      SHoughGray is not my color
      11/14/17 4:34pm

      One thing I think the left has to get better about is not shitting on the service industry or unskilled labor. A buddy of mine from Virginia is training to be a plumber. If he’d started doing that instead of college he’d be making like eighty grand a year and have no debt.

      Reply