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    Tall Glass Of CakeBreanna Edwards
    11/14/17 9:43am

    Meanwhile, an elderly black woman used her senior discount for her granddaughter’s hot cheetos:

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      sTalkinggoat, first and last of his nameTall Glass Of Cake
      11/14/17 10:57am

      Oh, man. The actual story behind this hero cop’s shoulder roll is even worse than your joke.

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      Tall Glass Of CakesTalkinggoat, first and last of his name
      11/14/17 12:19pm

      I get the feeling that old boy is chock full of facepalm stories in his profile.

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    PaulMooneysTongueBreanna Edwards
    11/14/17 10:14am

    Did they take him to Rally’s for fries? Asking for a friend.

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      sTalkinggoat, first and last of his namePaulMooneysTongue
      11/14/17 10:58am

      No he’s got to fill his Fight a Cop! punch card before he gets fries.

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      900turboPaulMooneysTongue
      11/14/17 12:42pm

      I was told by a reliable source Rally’s fries are the shit. Or will give you the shits, I can’tell remember which.

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    Ugh.Breanna Edwards
    11/14/17 10:49am

    NOTES FROM THE GRAYS:

    Friendly reminder that your kind most commonly fights cops.

    Yeah, fuck you, armchair eugenicist. Honky here, who came up in a rundown former Merrimack Valley mill city. I’ve had three cousins get into literal fist fights with the cops, and the circles they ran in seemed to view “punch a cop” as a stupid, stoned-to-the-tits rite of passage.

    Oddly enough, two of those three cousins weren’t shot, stabbed, or given anything more than “receipts” in the form of ass kickings. Nah, they were processed and released to live free, full lives as heroin OD victims.

    More than enough trash to go around. Your tribalist mewling doesn’t change that.

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      Ugh.Ugh.
      11/14/17 11:00am

      Welp, TRIED to keep it in the grays...

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      David Puddy the 2ndUgh.
      11/14/17 12:27pm

      My bad.

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    Rewind4ThatBehindBreanna Edwards
    11/14/17 9:16am

    When officers tried to get close and arrest him, the violent thug pulled out a small knife and was able to “stab or cut” three officers, according to the report.

    That’s cute.

    I guess the officers thought they were invited to a tickle fight.

    Oh I know! They came prepared with giant feathers and pillows and silk pajamas on! No wonder this guy made it out alive.

    Wow. These guys have all the fun when they aren’t killing people of color because they’re afraid of anything darker than vanilla bean ice cream.

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      This is the dumbest shit I've ever read
      11/14/17 10:15am

      Friendly reminder that your kind most commonly fights cops. You’d never catch an Asian pulling this shit.

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      David Puddy the 2ndThis is the dumbest shit I've ever read
      11/14/17 10:42am

      Kinja name checks out.

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    Dinosaurs and Nachos, Very Legal and Very Cool!Breanna Edwards
    11/14/17 9:19am

    ....and I won’t be surprised when I see this asshole’s face on TV for shooting up a shopping mall or something.

    Because we all know that he’s not going to spend nearly as much time in jail as he should and that he probably already owns firearms or will be able to purchase them in the future.

    But no, this guy doesn’t get shot by the cops. Because of course not.

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    Petty BettyBreanna Edwards
    11/14/17 9:20am

    Waiting on the white apologists to get on here and explain this shit.

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    Cali4lifeBreanna Edwards
    11/14/17 12:21pm

    There’s a very clear reason Justin wasn’t killed or seen as a threat.

    All the cops are named “Justin” and a hilarious, “Whose on first” routine happened and all laughed and survived.

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      Sweet Potato Sam AKA Party Leader of the Thundercrats HOOOOO!Cali4life
      11/14/17 5:22pm

      (spits soda all over phone)

      Take the damn star!

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    HoodooGirl finds White Fragility funnyBreanna Edwards
    11/14/17 11:00am

    White Man Allegedly Stabbed Fla. Officers Trying to Arrest Him, and Somehow Managed to Be Apprehended Alive

    No somehow about it. A white man (or woman) could:

    • Drive a loaded truck at a score of police cars.
    • Aim an AK-47 at them.
    • Threaten to decapitate a cop whilst brandishing a machete and two swords.
    • Drown a cop’s wife in a nearby lake.
    • Drop several grenades into a police precinct.

    He or she will mostly walk away - alive ..... then be rewarded for their travails with a Big Mac and double fries.

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    Sweet Potato Sam AKA Party Leader of the Thundercrats HOOOOO!Breanna Edwards
    11/14/17 9:16am
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    Yet, BLM is terrorists... I just can’t

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    BrwnskngurlBreanna Edwards
    11/14/17 3:25pm

    LaQuan MacDonald of Chicago was carrying a small pocket-knife too, BUT was actually walking away from the police who were in vehicles before MacDonald was shot and killed....for being menacing with a swiss army knife while standing YARDS AWAY from the police....

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