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Li'l Bitty Maggie PieAnne Branigin
11/14/17 8:44am
“I am happy to report that the bread is stale and the circuses are depressing the children. Bring out the melons for the Vince Foster death re-creation!”
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  MajorBurnLi'l Bitty Maggie Pie
  11/14/17 8:55am
  Cue Ghallager dressed like Hillary?
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  Li'l Bitty Maggie PieMajorBurn
  11/14/17 9:06am
  If only a terrible stand-up comedian were responsible, no, this was an actual House Committee Chair in the late 90s.
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MajorBurnAnne Branigin
11/14/17 8:57am
How is he not getting charged and prosecuted for lying under oath? And who would bring the charges since he’s acting head of the DOJ?
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  j4x_MajorBurn
  11/14/17 9:17am
  YOU ANSWERED A QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION
  UP IS DOWN, 2 EQUALS 3, I NEED BREAKFAST.
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  Dinosaurs and Nachos, Very Legal and Very Cool!MajorBurn
  11/14/17 11:46am
  It’s like, how do you report a sexual assault when the DA is the guy who sexually assaulted you?
  Truly, these are the questions of our times, no?
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BigPoppaSmurfAnne Branigin
11/14/17 8:58am
On Monday night, the Department of Justice released a letter telling committee chairman Bob Goodlatte, a Republican from Virginia, that federal prosecutors will decide whether to appoint another special prosecutor to investigate certain issues of particular interest to House Republicans, including Russian ties to the Clinton foundation, and Hillary Clinton’s emails while she was secretary of state.
I have to admit to being honestly surprised that it has taken the Republicans this long to start investigating Hillary Clinton again. I expected it to happen after Orange Julius’ pathetic inauguration crowd numbers just as a way to save face.
I know if I was Hillary I would tell all of them to kick rocks though and I wouldn’t cooperate with a fucking thing.
Also is anyone else kinda buying into the theory floating around that Sessions is gonna step down from the DOJ so he can be selected for his old Senate seat by the AL governor when the Senate refuses to seat Roy Moore after AL voters show how garbage they are and elect that old pervert?
It sounds just like something Mitch McConnell would think while meditating in his shell.
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  j4x_BigPoppaSmurf
  11/14/17 9:16am
  I think it will work like a charm. There is a not insignificant amount of Democrats who will believe anything Fox News says about Hillary Clinton.
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  MujerBigPoppaSmurf
  11/14/17 11:14am
  Sessions said he will not do that, the little elf is more effective at racist policies as A.G. than Senator.
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BadOmbreAnne Branigin
11/14/17 9:15am
After every statement by Jefferson can we have this dude out there like they have Sandman at the Apollo?
Or maybe just get Ms. Lozada out there:
Of get Tyler right in his face to give him one of these:
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  Dinosaurs and Nachos, Very Legal and Very Cool!BadOmbre
  11/14/17 11:47am
  I sincerely enjoy how twisted Sessions’ panties would get if any one of these three people followed him around like that in real life.
  He. Would. Unravel.
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  STLOrcaDinosaurs and Nachos, Very Legal and Very Cool!
  11/14/17 12:29pm
  We need us some Lying Cat:
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Babylon SystemAnne Branigin
11/14/17 1:52pm
Granny does not believe him.
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  Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car FastBabylon System
  11/14/17 2:19pm
  And the next dude definitely has something against Granny.
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  ZeniBabylon System
  11/14/17 7:27pm
  The middle eastern gentleman sitting a couple rows behind her looks very angry.
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Dinosaurs and Nachos, Very Legal and Very Cool!Anne Branigin
11/14/17 11:41am
Am I the only one who is a little bit excited?
This man is getting hit from every side and every time, he crumbles just a little bit more. He’s a white man in one of the most powerful positions in one of the most powerful countries in human history doing a very effective job at exactly what he was hired for and NOBODY FUCKING LIKES HIM.
Al Franken continues to hound his ass, Kamala Harris made him look more effete than Lindsay Fucking Graham, and his boss fucking threatened to fire him and then refused to let him resign. At best, he might get his old job back because the next guy in line is a literal kiddy-diddler and Jefferson Beauregard is the least terrible alternative.
He is literally only better than a Democrat and a creepy child molester to his own goddamn party.
Don’t misunderstand me. I hate this guy with the fire of a thousand suns and I would rather see him go than Trump. Yes, really. He is arguably more powerful and he’s already hurting people. Most of Trump’s agenda is to start hurting people sometime in the future. Sessions is a threat right goddamn now. So forgive me if I’m feeling a little schadenfreude-y about watching him unravel at the seams. I can’t do anything to fix the damage he is currently causing but I can sure as shit enjoy him getting hounded to the ends of the earth by everyone and their mom.
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ZeniAnne Branigin
11/14/17 7:13pm
What benefit is just admitting “I’m too old to remember this stuff.” supposed to have as leader of the fucking JUSTICE DEPARTMENT?
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j4x_Anne Branigin
11/14/17 9:15am
This is a fantastic way to invalidate the Mueller probe. Trump is going to win all over our faces, until the day he dies.
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